Super Friendly Social and Love Advice V6 - JUST FUCKING ASK HER OUT
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What a disgrace
The fuck is a yandere?
idk this man has psychosis and is lost in his visual novels
[QUOTE=PelPix123;45005444]Not very constructive. This isn't a joke. These women threaten to kill themselves all the time and I have no idea how to handle it.[/QUOTE]
You notify the police, or parents, or someone else in a position of authority that they are threatening self harm, or have self harmed.
[QUOTE=D3TBS;45007538]The fuck is a yandere?[/QUOTE]
[quote]A fictional character who fits the archetype of being genuinely romantic, loving, kind, merciful, sparing, sweet and gentle, but is at the same time brutal, psychotic or deranged in behavior.[/quote]
How do you even find out this is a word. like what
But Pelpix it sounds to me like they just are craving attention, you gave them some, and now they are leeching off of it. There is a pretty large chance they actually aren't going to kill themselves, and if they are, it's not necessarily your problem.
They are most likely only saying they are going to self harm because they know it'll get your attention.
[QUOTE=PelPix123;45010408]I do. They just keep coming back once they get out of the mental hospital.
Seriously. I'll record a video the next time one of them calls or messages me.
[editline]5th June 2014[/editline]
One time, one of them told me that they'd kill themselves if I didn't break up with my SO. I get messages like this on a weekly basis.
I made the mistake of dating one of these people and they put a fucking knife through their stomach when I broke up with them. I just managed to get that one out of my life and hopefully she isn't coming back.
[editline]5th June 2014[/editline]
I genuinely think that this is just as weird as you guys do. I don't know why it happens to me.[/QUOTE]
this is why friends dont let friends play visual novels
Smells like bullshit to be honest
[QUOTE=PelPix123;45010408]I do. They just keep coming back once they get out of the mental hospital.
Seriously. I'll record a video the next time one of them calls or messages me.
[editline]5th June 2014[/editline]
One time, one of them told me that they'd kill themselves if I didn't break up with my SO. I get messages like this on a weekly basis.
I made the mistake of dating one of these people and they put a fucking knife through their stomach when I broke up with them. I just managed to get that one out of my life and hopefully she isn't coming back.
[editline]5th June 2014[/editline]
I genuinely think that this is just as weird as you guys do. I don't know why it happens to me.[/QUOTE]
Just block them from all your contacts and things after you report them. Also you could report them for harassment or something.
Don't record them though, unless you tell them you are recording its illegal.
[QUOTE=PelPix123;45010497]I've never played a VN before.
You guys are being total assholes. I just came here for advice![/QUOTE]
Who describes a real life person with "dere" terms? Even using them in conversation about anime is annoying enough.
[QUOTE=PelPix123;45010497]I've never played a VN before.
You guys are being total assholes. I just came here for advice![/QUOTE]
Honestly your posts just annoy me
I feel like everything I say to this girl I like is incredibly stupid. Like I can't even compliment her or call her "beautiful" as that sounds kinda creepy. Is it? What do I say? I'm so dumb with these sort of things. Like flirting is the more complicated than anything ever.
[QUOTE=ZenX2;45001904][i]Something[/i] came up and the date has to be rescheduled, I was hoping this wouldn't happen again because it seems to happen every time I try to do something with this girl, even if it's her idea in the first place[/QUOTE]
Woo finally something's working out, I'm going with her to grad party hosted by a bunch of people we both know tomorrow
So, there was a girl I hung out with a lot at my old college. We were pretty good friends and all, but I liked her. I ended up having to change schools and never told her how I felt. I figured since I won't see her again it'd be the smartest way to leave things. I left a long time ago, so its been a while since I've seen her and I never will again. Problem is I still miss her and think about her often.
I've been thinking that I need to clear the air and tell her even though I know for absolutely certain nothing will come of it. I just want to get it off my chest and hopefully feel a sense of closure.
I'm assuming this is a bad idea and I shouldn't do it?
it's not like you'll lose anything from it if you say you wont see her again.
Top tip: you will not find closure from doing it
This summer I'm going to take myself to the gym with my brother. He's big as fuck. He has the #1 spot in the entire weightlifting class at my High School. He will teach me his ways and I shall get swole as fuck. Let the games begin.
I just finished my last final exam of my sophomore year and I could leave an hour early. I was walking down the hallway, saying bye to all my teachers, telling them to have a good summer, and was really happy to finish the year. Out of no where my ex girlfriend pops up in front of me. We had been on pretty good terms for the past 2 weeks, so I smile at her and wave and say "woo the year's over". She asks if she can talk to me, and she's smiling so I assume it's nothing serious.
I follow her into the band room. She tells me to have a good summer and hugs me. I hug her back, thinking it's just a friendly hug. It lasts longer than a friendly hug. This is weird. Fuck. Why is she still hugging me? I pull away. She pulls toward me like I'm the fucked up earth and she's the dysfunctional moon we both are.
Her lips land on mine, but not like Apollo. It's more like the fucking Challenger rocket. I hear the explosions of impact in my head. The group that works at HQ or whatever the fuck it's called is screaming. "Houston we have a big ass pile of shit" they yell. All of the onlookers see the fiery explosion and gasp and scream and cry and do whatever they think is the appropriate thing to do at the time. Everyone on board is dead and there isn't a fucking thing you can do about it.
I panic. Kiss her back. Wait fuck don't do that you goddamn shithead. I pull away. She looks at me like I'm retarded and wearing a propeller baseball hat and a bib, drooling all over myself while blowing spit all over my pinwheel, desperately trying to get it to spin. She asks me what's wrong, as if she didn't just put in the launch code to nuke China. I am literally at a loss for words at this point, so I just look at her and say "No". Fucking brilliant.
"Why not?" she asks.
"I don't want to date you, every time we do anything physical I end up regretting it almost immediately, you aren't that hot, we don't have much in common, you have a terrible personality, you lead on guys like you're the fucking pied piper, you took my virginity while I was high, even after specifically asking you not to do that an hour before, the band teacher is literally 5 steps away from us, and you're supposed to be taking an exam in 4 fucking minutes, you crazy bitch."
I didn't say that.
I did say "No" again.
She almost starts to cry, doing this weird facial twitch thing she does where her whole face looks like it contracts Parkinson's, epilepsy and every other weird muscle detriment at once. I wanted to tell her that she shouldn't because she looks so ugly when she cries. But I also wanted to take some shears and cut my lips off, throw them on the ground and burn them. We all want things.
"I just didn't want to end my school year with regrets," she tells me. Yes, I'm sure this is all going exactly as you had planned it would in your head. Did she think I would be ecstatic, rip my clothes off and fuck her right there in the band room? Actually, there's a chance she did.
"Well... still no." What do I even say here.
She actually starts crying. What the fuck do I even do. I say what any licensed psychologist would say in this situation. "Hey... no... be happy." Smooth as a baby's ass cheeks.
"Well... okay bye." she say's between sniffles. She starts to walk out of the door.
"Hey," I say to her. She turns around. I reach out and kind of touch her cheek. "Be happy." She frowns and does her face dance shit and walks away.
I am standing there wondering what the fuck just happened.
How do you stop seeing hook ups as something special? I seem to have a problem where sometimes I feel that a hook up is something a bit more special than it is. I'm not saying that I have feelings or develop feelings for the person. It is an incredibly hard feeling to explain.
"Hey... Be happy" <-- my new favourite response when someone is upset, along with cheek brush.
This dude in my class just dumped and he was really sad. Can't believe I missed out on the opportunity to do this.
[QUOTE=Rammaster;45012751]I feel like everything I say to this girl I like is incredibly stupid. Like I can't even compliment her or call her "beautiful" as that sounds kinda creepy. Is it? What do I say? I'm so dumb with these sort of things. Like flirting is the more complicated than anything ever.[/QUOTE]
next time she's eating you can be like
"you look so graceful when you eat that, like a whale in the ocean or a pig grazing on mushrooms~"
[editline]6th June 2014[/editline]
works for me anyways
[editline]6th June 2014[/editline]
"you are like the clouds in the sky, fat and huge"
[QUOTE=loopoo;45017950]This dude in my class just dumped and he was really sad.[/QUOTE]
What.
So I just broke up with my girlfriend of 8 months, and while I had been debating this for a while a decided it was for the best, of course now I'm not the piece of rock I was earlier today. You just feel like such a shitty person telling someone that you think you should break up. Guess there's nothing to do but suck it up, but I just feel sorry for her - she hadn't done anything wrong, it just didn't work out for me. We did walk around for about 2 hours afterwards just talking about everything and nothing, but there's really no way around someone being sad.
Not really looking for advice as such, just kinda had to get it out there.
-n
[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;45018151]next time she's eating you can be like
"you look so graceful when you eat that, like a whale in the ocean or a pig grazing on mushrooms~"
[editline]6th June 2014[/editline]
works for me anyways
[editline]6th June 2014[/editline]
"you are like the clouds in the sky, fat and huge"[/QUOTE]
alright thanks for the tip brb
[QUOTE=loopoo;45017950]"Hey... Be happy" <-- my new favourite response when someone is upset, along with cheek brush.
This dude in my class just dumped and he was really sad. Can't believe I missed out on the opportunity to do this.[/QUOTE]
I'd probably be pretty mad if someone said that to me if I was upset
[QUOTE=killerteacup;45024878]I'd probably be pretty mad if someone said that to me if I was upset[/QUOTE]
My brain was literally pig shit at that point. I was so surprised and dumbfounded that that is what my brain told me to do.
Does anyone else ever feel like they can talk to people just fine in person or on the phone but totally shit themselves when it comes to texting?
[QUOTE=iggy650;45016755]
Her lips land on mine, but not like Apollo. It's more like the fucking Challenger rocket. I hear the explosions of impact in my head. The group that works at HQ or whatever the fuck it's called is screaming. "Houston we have a big ass pile of shit" they yell. All of the onlookers see the fiery explosion and gasp and scream and cry and do whatever they think is the appropriate thing to do at the time. Everyone on board is dead and there isn't a fucking thing you can do about it.
[/QUOTE]
For some reason I just couldn't stop laughing at this bit, your descriptiveness of the situation is fucking excellent
Does anyone else have no problem picking up the phone and answering a call, but when I comes to actually phoning someone they just fall apart? I tried to phone a chip shop to order some stuff and as soon as the guy on the other end asked me what I wanted my mind blanked and I was just kind of left going "erm... erm... erm" until I put the phone down out of embarrassment.
I really want to ask the girl I went to prom with to go on some other kind of date, but I'm being held back by the fact that she rejected me last year.
We've both changed since then, but we're both on the forward-thinking end of social issues like feminism and LGTBQ rights and shit, and I'm worried that if she rejects me again, I'll look like some kind of neckbeard who can't handle rejection. She seems to be giving off pretty telling signs that she likes me, but I just keep fearing that I'm misreading regular acts of friendship and asking her out will just give away that I never stopped liking her and it'll make our whole friendship seem like a sham. But on the other hand, if she likes me back then I can't just sit around thinking about it
Plus we follow each other on tumblr (afaik I'm her only IRL friend following her) and half of her posts are of things like nice houses and food and stuff that I also like, and I want to tell her that I'm into all those things too, but then I'm worried she'll think I'm making it up to look better.
this post is a trainwreck i'm sorry
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