Super Friendly Social and Love Advice V6 - JUST FUCKING ASK HER OUT

[Crpto2007]

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[Heigou]

This reminds me of a video, chick is hot as hell, everything's perfect, she's down on her knees.

Queefing every 2 seconds, lost my sex drive for the rest of the month.

[Babyarm-bat]

[QUOTE=Crpto2007;40647809]my girlfriends vagina farted when i pulled out today and she got really embarrassed and i couldn't stop laughing. i feel bad :([/QUOTE]

Oh god that happens all the time when you pull out of a weirder position

[Rhenae]

[QUOTE=Crpto2007;40647809]my girlfriends vagina farted when i pulled out today and she got really embarrassed and i couldn't stop laughing. i feel bad :([/QUOTE]

First time sex this happened with me and my bf in like half the positions we tried :v: We both laughed pretty hard, although I was also pretty embarrassed.

[Guy Mannly]

[QUOTE=Rhenae;40648960]First time sex this happened with me and my bf in like half the positions we tried :v: We both laughed pretty hard, although I was also pretty embarrassed.[/QUOTE]

i think it's usually pretty embarrassing for the girl but i'm pretty sure most guys don't care that much
best thing you can do is just not let it interrupt your activities

[thisispain]

[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6yhqusjt01r7ikamo1_500.jpg[/img]
deedee this some nasty ass queefs i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

[killerteacup]

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;40650272]i think it's usually pretty embarrassing for the girl but i'm pretty sure most guys don't care that much
best thing you can do is just not let it interrupt your activities[/QUOTE]

nah best thing ever is to just both break out into laughter

[Guy Mannly]

[QUOTE=killerteacup;40650399]nah best thing ever is to just both break out into laughter[/QUOTE]

well like if it's a regular occurrence
some positions are like that

[killerteacup]

And its hilarious always

I think if its soft enough for you both to ignore it its fine but if its really loud I honestly have to stop for a bit

[Babyarm-bat]

[QUOTE=killerteacup;40650420]And its hilarious always

I think if its soft enough for you both to ignore it its fine but if its really loud I honestly have to stop for a bit[/QUOTE]

I can laugh it off but I'd rather not be plunging her, missionary only from now on

[killerteacup]

Dumping this here

[url]http://yourfriendshouse.com/2013/the-friendzone-doesnt-exist-dickhead/[/url]

worded it in a way i've always wanted to but have never known how

[thisispain]

you can word it in a much more simple way: people are always the heroes in their own stories and will think whatever is most self-serving to their ego

[Rhenae]

[QUOTE=killerteacup;40659835]Dumping this here

[URL]http://yourfriendshouse.com/2013/the-friendzone-doesnt-exist-dickhead/[/URL]

worded it in a way i've always wanted to but have never known how[/QUOTE]

That article is stereotypical bullshit that isn't helpful to anyone.
Neither would I say it is particularly accurate and to top it all off it's complaining about how friendzoned "nice guys" circlejerk about being freindzoned, and it is just a dumb self blowjob about not being one of those guys, which is no better.

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[IMG]http://yourfriendshouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sex1.jpg[/IMG]
"excuses women use" no woman says "I wont have sex with you because i'm a stupid bitch". This table is a peice of shit that can't even make its point because it doesnt even know what is trying to say.

And for fucks sake can we get over the "you were too nice so you got friend zoned" bullshit? The article is saying that is wrong while simultaneously saying that it is wholely the guys fault for acting the way he did for not getting with her.

Which is incorrect anyway! Some guy could be great and nice and make the "right" moves at the "right" time or whatever he is suggesting should be done otherwise it doesn't mean he would be any better off.
Attraction requires both sides to agree on it, and sometimes it just doesn't work from one side irrelevant of how much anyone does right. Friendzoning is just a statement "she would rather be friends with me" and I have seen no man use it like this article suggests.
This writer needs to stop riding his own cock and try writing something helpful if he is so much better than "nice guys"

Yes I am overly irritated by that article. Im tired of this dumb ass debate which basically just exists to tell some people they are dumb and dont know how to pick up chicks and make everyone else feel so superior for not using one fucking word.

[killerteacup]

[QUOTE=Rhenae;40659907]That article is stereotypical bullshit that isn't helpful to anyone.
Neither would I say it is particularly accurate and to top it all off it's complaining about how friendzoned "nice guys" circlejerk about being freindzoned, and it is just a dumb self blowjob about not being one of those guys, which is no better.

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[IMG]http://yourfriendshouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sex1.jpg[/IMG]
"excuses women use" no woman says "I wont have sex with you because i'm a stupid bitch". This table is a peice of shit that can't even make its point because it doesnt even know what is trying to say.

And for fucks sake can we get over the "you were too nice so you got friend zoned" bullshit? The article is saying that is wrong while simultaneously saying that it is wholely the guys fault for acting the way he did for not getting with her.

Which is incorrect anyway! Some guy could be great and nice and make the "right" moves at the "right" time or whatever he is suggesting should be done otherwise it doesn't mean he would be any better off.
Attraction requires both sides to agree on it, and sometimes it just doesn't work from one side irrelevant of how much anyone does right. Friendzoning is just a statement "she would rather be friends with me" and I have seen no man use it like this article suggests.
This writer needs to stop riding his own cock and try writing something helpful if he is so much better than "nice guys"

Yes I am overly irritated by that article. Im tired of this dumb ass debate which basically just exists to tell some people they are dumb and dont know how to pick up chicks and make everyone else feel so superior for not using one fucking word.[/QUOTE]

wow ok man tell us how you really feel

[Rhenae]

Theres a bunch of other things I have to complain about but I think I would be best served by just shutting up now :v:

[killerteacup]

man, I post one article

mistake learned lal

[Rhenae]

[QUOTE=killerteacup;40660042]man, I post one article

mistake learned lal[/QUOTE]

Bad article choice bro, try something useful like "how to pick up hot chicks in 5 minutes for hot sex" or something :v:

[thisispain]

[url]http://www.lovetips.org/Romantic_Poetry.html[/url]

[killerteacup]

Ron Jeremy has a six foot penis, click here to learn [U]how[/U]

Lug around your schlong and use it like a murder weapon today

[Rhenae]

I tried to make a joke poem but I'm too shit at poetry :v:

I love you,
get in my bed

is all I can come up with :v:

[killerteacup]

[QUOTE=Rhenae;40660104]I tried to make a joke poem but I'm too shit at poetry :v:

I love you,
get in my bed

is all I can come up with :v:[/QUOTE]

I love your butt,
get in my butt

I'll explain why I like the article because i have some time:

Basically I have this mate who's been single for a while and its starting to reflect on the way he treats girls, ie he has a crush on a different one almost every week (literally). Once he was really into this catholic girl, really acted like he cared about her and stuff, but then one of our friends got wasted and hooked up with him at party and he fell in love with this friend 30 seconds later, spent the night pining after her and completely forgot about this poor girl who'd just come out of an engagement (when she broke this to him he immediately asked her out on a date, literally 5 minutes after, no exaggeration) and really needed people around for her and now I haven't heard of him talking to her for weeks, he's completely forgotten about her

So every week I basically get some sob story about the girls who he has been friendzoned by and then you probe a little deeper and turns out he pretty much throws them away when he realises he won't get shit from them, literally the way this article describes it.

So in a way the reason I clicked with this article is because its saying scathing, generalising, abusive and hateful things and above all I really want to be all those things to my friend right now

So in a way maybe its not a reflection of my opinion (though I do hate the term but not to an illogical extent) more of a reflection of my frustration that I know someone who is a real dick to women parading as a really good dude because friendzones??

I mean this girl tells him she just came out of an engagement and is really sad and needs friends and doesn't want a relationship for at least a good year or so, and he immediately asks her on a real full on date

who the HELL does that I cannot get my head around it

[Rhenae]

[QUOTE=killerteacup;40660146]I love your butt,
get in my butt

I'll explain why I like the article because i have some time:

Basically I have this mate who's been single for a while and its starting to reflect on the way he treats girls, ie he has a crush on a different one almost every week (literally). Once he was really into this catholic girl, really acted like he cared about her and stuff, but then one of our friends got wasted and hooked up with him at party and he fell in love with this friend 30 seconds later, spent the night pining after her and completely forgot about this poor girl who'd just come out of an engagement (when she broke this to him he immediately asked her out on a date, literally 5 minutes after, no exaggeration) and really needed people around for her and now I haven't heard of him talking to her for weeks, he's completely forgotten about her

So every week I basically get some sob story about the girls who he has been friendzoned by and then you probe a little deeper and turns out he pretty much throws them away when he realises he won't get shit from them, literally the way this article describes it.

So in a way the reason I clicked with this article is because its saying scathing, generalising, abusive and hateful things and above all I really want to be all those things to my friend right now

So in a way its not a reflection of my opinion (though I do hate the term) more of a reflection of my frustration??[/QUOTE]

Fair enough, he sounds less like hes getting friendzoned more like he is honestly desperate and clinging to any girl who gives him slightest attention.
He'll get over it in a while. I don't like to think about it but after my first break up I sorta did that. Any guy who would talk to me must be interested and I would try to get with them, off course none of the relationships were worth anything or lasted past a week.
[I]Although that was in middle school.[/I]
Probably my most hated time of myself though :v:

But yeah he's fucked but provide he has any capacity for growth he will get over it and hate himself just as much as you hate him right now :v:
I'd probably tell him to stop being a dumbass though personally.

[killerteacup]

I mean I did that too but I didn't make it anyone else's fault

honestly ugh how can you do that to a person who's that sad though like wtf the mind boggles

[QUOTE=Rhenae;40660197]Fair enough, he sounds less like hes getting friendzoned more like he is honestly desperate and clinging to any girl who gives him slightest attention.
He'll get over it in a while. I don't like to think about it but after my first break up I sorta did that. Any guy who would talk to me must be interested and I would try to get with them, off course none of the relationships were worth anything or lasted past a week.
[I]Although that was in middle school.[/I]
Probably my most hated time of myself though :v:[/QUOTE]

He's almost 21 years old so I wish I could blame this on middle school he's been doing it for like 1 year and a bit now

[editline]16th May 2013[/editline]

man some people are just not great

[Fire Kracker]

my friend was pretty desperate

he tried to talk to as many girls as possible and tried to ask each one out consecutively and he was rejected by every single one

and then he tried to ask out my little brother's girlfriend despite him knowing that they're going out and then she told my brother and then my brother had to scare him away

then he came to me and asked if my brother was mad, i didn't know why he was asking, he was just really scared at the time so i said no but if i could go back and tell him "yeah he's pissed." i would have loved to see him be really scared of him

because for a couple of months after that happened he always walked away really fast when my little brother came around

[thisispain]

this girl i liked once told me that she wanted me to write a song (musical poetry!) about her and i said ok
i remembered telling her how much i liked her boots and decided to write a song about how she should keep her boots on and nothing else and sleep with me (i used the word fuck for effect)

she didnt think it was funny, in hindsight maybe i should have written stupid romantic schlock

[editline]15th May 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=Yahnich;40660120]i love you
get in my bed
ill fuck u so hard
like srsly im too wet

[editline]16th May 2013[/editline]

not my finest work[/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI-9fGEgAcY[/media]

my idol when it comes to trashy but classy sex songs

[thisispain]

i blame todays violent music

[Rhenae]

[QUOTE=thisispain;40660511]i blame todays violent music[/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;P_xO_bUGjEg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_xO_bUGjEg[/video]
Best of todays music

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=Yahnich;40660518]u should have rapped for her[/QUOTE]

i already wrote a song about having sex with her she wasnt that great

[editline]15th May 2013[/editline]

oh man if i could find the cassette tape with it that would make my day

[Rhenae]

[QUOTE=thisispain;40660548]i already wrote a song about having sex with her she wasnt that great

[editline]15th May 2013[/editline]

oh man if i could find the cassette tape with it that would make my day[/QUOTE]

If you do you must digitize it and show us :v:

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=Rhenae;40660591]If you do you must digitize it and show us :v:[/QUOTE]

oh man if it has my original drawings on it too
i was a sick kid

[editline]15th May 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=Yahnich;40660640]i wish i could sing and/or compose i would do nothing else but make music[/QUOTE]

its pretty cool dude
unless you like having money then its a bit of a drag
when i was in a band i think by the time we broke up we had a net loss of about 2000 dollars
and we played gigs in ballrooms and concert halls