Super Friendly Social and Love Advice V6 - JUST FUCKING ASK HER OUT

[biccboi]

[QUOTE=Slowbro;41417234]wow

i have never been in a relationship ever and even i know that's not how you do it

[editline]12th July 2013[/editline]

i mean jesus christ you literally just called her old what the fuck are you doing[/QUOTE]

only stupid people would think that someone meant it when you say that they are old at that age, could have been executed better but w/e

[Juice_Layer]

[QUOTE=thisispain;41417412]when are you gonna ease off[/QUOTE]

Usually that comes right after I seriously offend her.

[NoDachi]

[QUOTE=thisispain;41417412]when are you gonna ease off[/QUOTE]

he hasnt finished incanting the triple-neg-duplex theorem yet

[Juice_Layer]

[QUOTE=JohanGS;41417457]only stupid people would think that someone meant it when you say that they are old at that age, could have been executed better but w/e[/QUOTE]

Thank you! And yes in retrospect it could have. She knows I was joking. Probably would have been better in person. I don't really like flirting or conversing in person though because I can't take screenshots.

[TentuZero]

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;41417342]Guess what bitches, we're still conversing! You have to be an arrogant sarcastic douchebag and then ease off. Works every time.[/QUOTE]

Enjoy getting ass raped by a man.

[Juice_Layer]

[QUOTE=TentuZero;41417480]Enjoy getting ass raped by a man.[/QUOTE]

Hah! I literally just told her that once I let her know I was aware of her current address.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;41417458]Usually that comes right after I seriously offend her.[/QUOTE]

i meant when are you gonna ease off being a arrogant sarcastic douchebag in this thread heheHE

[Juice_Layer]

[QUOTE=Yahnich;41417546]you told her to enjoy getting ass raped by a man?[/QUOTE]

It's interthread sarcasm. Holy hell. No wonder you guys dwell in here, take a joke!

[TentuZero]

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;41417530]Hah! I literally just told her that once I let her know I was aware of her current address.[/QUOTE]

Thats....creepy.

[NoDachi]

i think we've all been alpha'd

[TentuZero]

[QUOTE=NoDachi;41417594]i think we've all been alpha'd[/QUOTE]

Nope. Omega'd.

[editline]11th July 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=Yahnich;41417604]dude nothing i say should be taken seriously, i thrive on misunderstandings

also sarcasm works fuck all over text, use sarcmarks

[editline]12th July 2013[/editline]

how could we not have been alpha'd, have you seen his chin[/QUOTE]

What the hell does this have to do with his deformed chin?

[TentuZero]

[QUOTE=Yahnich;41417629]dude are you like legit mad[/QUOTE]

How can i be? Looking at his chin makes me feel better about myself.

[Riku2211]

[QUOTE=riku2211;41417029]Okay so for whatever reason some college just called me and apparently I asked for more information which I really don't recall ever doing. It's some college I wasn't really sure about going to but thought I might. It caught me totally off guard and it really didn't help that I couldn't hear the lady at all, so I told her I was busy and I guess they are going to call back in around an hour. I seriously never asked for them to call me and shit, I'm so confused. I just suddenly got 2 E-mails about it then they called me. What the fuck do i do :v:

I mean like I guess it's just for more info about the place and whatnot but I don't even know what I would ask. I guess that's what I'm asking you guys, what do I even ask? Like what is the purpose of this? I haven't even been seriously looking into college just yet, so I have no idea. Also the fact that I'm absolute garbage at talking to strangers and kind of freaked out isn't helping at all.[/QUOTE]

help please

this is stupid and i feel stupid :(

[disseminate]

[QUOTE=TentuZero;41417645]How can i be? Looking at his chin makes me feel better about myself.[/QUOTE]

shrimp chin detected

its ok my friend we are all jealous of his facial structure there is no need to be angry

[NoDachi]

[QUOTE=TentuZero;41417645]How can i be? Looking at his chin makes me feel better about myself.[/QUOTE]

rude

[TentuZero]

[QUOTE=riku2211;41417653]help please

this is stupid and i feel stupid :([/QUOTE]

Well, that's completely up to you, if you ready for college then take the leap and get more information. Just be clear, concise and say "uh huh" a lot.

[Juice_Layer]

[QUOTE=Yahnich;41417629]dude are you like legit mad[/QUOTE]

Yeah bro, what the fuck

[img]http://i.imgur.com/UjF1vPx.jpg[/img]

[NoDachi]

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;41417690]Yeah bro, what the fuck

[img]http://i.imgur.com/UjF1vPx.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

i want this chin to rub down my chest

while you say

bb lets make love

[Juice_Layer]

[QUOTE=NoDachi;41417718]i want this chin to rub down my chest

while you say

bb lets make love[/QUOTE]

in the rocks at six flags. that spot is dope

[Riku2211]

[QUOTE=TentuZero;41417683]Well, that's completely up to you, if you ready for college then take the leap and get more information. Just be clear, concise and say "uh huh" a lot.[/QUOTE]

I think my main problem is that I'm having really weird and sudden social anxiety with this. It happens every time someone I don't know or haven't talked to in a long time starts talking to me, it just really throws me off. I think I'm going to say I never asked for information and that I'm not ready for it at the moment, but I am interested and will look into it when I am ready. I don't know why it's such a big deal to me, it freaks me out.

[Rhenae]

[QUOTE=riku2211;41417868]I think my main problem is that I'm having really weird and sudden social anxiety with this. It happens every time someone I don't know or haven't talked to in a long time starts talking to me, it just really throws me off. I think I'm going to say I never asked for information and that I'm not ready for it at the moment, but I am interested and will look into it when I am ready. I don't know why it's such a big deal to me, it freaks me out.[/QUOTE]

Don't worry about it too much, these people just sit there and make call outs all day they don't really know you and if you make a little bit of an ass of yourself its nothing new and wont be the last or first for sure.
I tend to go for "What do you think it would be useful for me to know?" If i just have no clue, and then branch off from what they say.
Mostly you just want to know price, how long degree will take, if there are internships available through the school (depending on what your doing these are very useful but usually add a year in degree time), any extra costs for student unions or what residence costs, any meal plans, etc.
I usually ask them to send me an info booklet if they have one since you can look that over wheenver you like and call them if you have questions.
They mostly know what you need to know lol. Entrance requirements are useful to know as well, you could always ask them for an email to contact and talk to them that way and just straight up tell them you prefer that to phone calls. They can't really say no :v: and its probably not too uncommon either, I did that with the college I will be attending.

[zenby]

I'm having dinner with three girls right now and it's pretty chill and somehow I have had 0 social anxiety trouble this whole day'

Edit: I guess I just got a new group of friends who aren't never-leave-the-house-nerdy and spontaneously hang out but are still slightly nerdy and hella chill. Which is basically what I've been looking for

[Laputa]

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;41416870]Haha, joined POF for fun today just to browse around. Gotta say the selection is better than OkayCupid. Anyways, I was dabbling around in the "locals" section and found some girl I thought was attractive. She was 4 years older and probably not my type. I decided to message her anyways. Am I doing it right?

[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/rWoVBfW.png[/thumb]

Video linked in chat: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONN-0uoTHI[/url][/QUOTE]

Don't worry man, you'll never be as bad as this-

[t]http://i.imgur.com/jzES1e5.jpg[/t]

[Splash Attack]

Was trying to reconnect with an old friend today and just got dead-end responses to texts.

Damnit I'm trying to be social here.

[Fire Kracker]

this is kind of a strange and seemingly simple question but how do you change the smell of your breath

it's not that i don't brush or that my breath smells like shit but my brother tells me that my breath kind of smells like chemicals, not chemicals like citrus or any of those other chemicals we generally have in our mouths but it smells like dangerous, poisonous chemicals where inhaling them could be dangerous to your health like paints or PVC Primer(then i smelled my breath myself and he was right it smells like PVC Primer and burning plastic)

i brush my teeth and tongue and even mouth wash and i don't smoke or anything and my breath doesn't smell like shit

but it doesn't smell safe/good either

[PistolKid]

[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;41421402]this is kind of a strange and seemingly simple question but how do you change the smell of your breath

it's not that i don't brush or that my breath smells like shit but my brother tells me that my breath kind of smells like chemicals, not chemicals like citrus or any of those other chemicals we generally have in our mouths but it smells like dangerous, poisonous chemicals where inhaling them could be dangerous to your health like paints or PVC Primer(then i smelled my breath myself and he was right it smells like PVC Primer and burning plastic)

i brush my teeth and tongue and even mouth wash and i don't smoke or anything and my breath doesn't smell like shit

but it doesn't smell safe/good either[/QUOTE]

might want to change your diet or something depending on what you eat. other than that, use mints or something i guess

[Metallics]

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;41417583]It's interthread sarcasm. Holy hell. No wonder you guys dwell in here, take a joke![/QUOTE]

Talking as a Brit and therefore qualified sarcasm deployer, you're fucking terrible at sarcasm. In text you have to make it blindingly obvious you are being sarcastic because there's no tone of voice or anything like that. You seriously just come across as a bit autistic.

[Nikeos]

[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;41421402]it smells like dangerous, poisonous chemicals where inhaling them could be dangerous to your health like paints or PVC Primer(then i smelled my breath myself and he was right it smells like PVC Primer and burning plastic)

i brush my teeth and tongue and even mouth wash and i don't smoke or anything and my breath doesn't smell like shit

but it doesn't smell safe/good either[/QUOTE]

considering your oral hygiene seems to be fine, i would maybe get that checked out by a doctor, that's really strange

[Boss]

Some of this fucking gold, keep up the screen shots.

[Rhenae]

[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;41421402]this is kind of a strange and seemingly simple question but how do you change the smell of your breath

it's not that i don't brush or that my breath smells like shit but my brother tells me that my breath kind of smells like chemicals, not chemicals like citrus or any of those other chemicals we generally have in our mouths but it smells like dangerous, poisonous chemicals where inhaling them could be dangerous to your health like paints or PVC Primer(then i smelled my breath myself and he was right it smells like PVC Primer and burning plastic)

i brush my teeth and tongue and even mouth wash and i don't smoke or anything and my breath doesn't smell like shit

but it doesn't smell safe/good either[/QUOTE]

Do you eat breakfast? Brushing your teeth only cleans your mouth, morning breath as most know it comes from your stomach which makes smells when its empty. Just grab a snack regularly and it shouldnt be a problem