Flick your tongue around the next time you catch her staring at you
But seriously just try striking a conversation with her.
[QUOTE=DaFreshLemon;32941831]fuck her
[b]Edit:[/b] or masturbate[/QUOTE]
Oh david. What would I do without you.
She's probably staring back wondering why you're staring at her.
[QUOTE=SataniX;32941862]She's probably staring back wondering why you're staring at her.[/QUOTE]
Damn, that would fucking suck.
Oh by the way, since she's friends with my friend Lucas and he'll be throwin' a party at his place in november, do you think it would be a smart move to ask him to invite her?
[QUOTE=Scarabix;32941896]Damn, that would fucking suck.
Oh by the way, since she's friends with my friend Lucas and he'll be throwin' a party at his place in november, do you think it would be a smart move to ask him to invite her?[/QUOTE]
go for it, if there is any drinking it should calm you enough to talk to her (but don't over do it and look like an ass)
[QUOTE=Scarabix;32941827]I doubt she would have stared back 133 times (and counting) in this case.[/QUOTE]
The fact that you've actually counted this is creepy as fuck.
Man of all the love advice threads i've seen on facepunch.
This one is the fucking weirdest. LOL
If you've seen weirder, please point me in the direction! this shit is awesome!
[QUOTE=ThisGuy0;32941927]The fact that you've actually counted this is creepy as fuck.[/QUOTE]
I did not actually count. Sorry.
[editline]24th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;32941942]Man of all the love advice threads i've seen on facepunch.
This one is the fucking weirdest. LOL[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1010993"]No[/URL]
[sp]I consider this an incest love advice thread.[/sp]
Oh my, how naive OP is. Sounds like you're not wanking enough to me.
15 years old.
Says he is in love.
Never talked to each other.
Go for normal girl, you're young.
Do the creep!
[QUOTE=Shiftyze;32942235]15 years old.
Says he is in love.
Never talked to each other.
Go for normal girl, you're young.[/QUOTE]
She's the only girl that's as old as me in my class. I've never been interested in a single girl before.
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;32942173]Oh my, how naive OP is. Sounds like you're not wanking enough to me.[/QUOTE]
Just enough for my ballsack not to burst. Not trying too hard.
[QUOTE=Dokaman;32942256]Do the creep![/QUOTE]
Kind of. But I'm not hiding it.
Epic troll.
You don't love her if you are going about on internet saying "She ugly as fuck"
You sound like a fucking creep actually, if you were real.
[QUOTE=LiLBliNg;32942379]You sound like a fucking creep actually, if you were real.[/QUOTE]
Let's pretend I was virtual, would you help me solve my virtual issue?
[QUOTE=LiLBliNg;32942379]You don't love her if you are going about on internet saying "She ugly as fuck"[/QUOTE]
Maybe because I never even mentionned her name and I do not care for what people look like?
[QUOTE=LiLBliNg;32942379]Epic troll.[/QUOTE]
This is why we can't have nice things
"bitch, wanna suck on my tooth?"
TALK TO HER OP
Or jump off a cliff, that's the easy way
Maybe she's staring back at you because she's trying to figure out why you're just staring at her all day.
[QUOTE=socklicker;32942490]Maybe she's staring back at you because she's trying to figure out why you're just staring at her all day.[/QUOTE]
That would imply she even gives a fuck about me.
[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;32942466]TALK TO HER OP
Or jump off a cliff, that's the easy way[/QUOTE]
I knew I was gonna get this kind of advice if I started a thread about that. Maybe I should, actually.
At this age its very easy to confuse love with just liking someone.
[QUOTE=Ryz0;32941117]V:v:V[/QUOTE]
It's possible to be attracted to someone non-physically.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;32942513]That would imply she even gives a fuck about me.
I knew I was gonna get this kind of advice if I started a thread about that. Maybe I should, actually.[/QUOTE]
Jump off a [h2]SMALL[/h2] cliff infront of her. Then she HAS to talk to you, or you will die from breaking your neck.
Huh--Huh? Best idea ever
[QUOTE=Scarabix;32941758]Are you serious? Shit man, that's awful. But what should I do then?[/QUOTE]
Same thing,it won't be anything serious but you can try a relationship,give it a shot ya know?
[QUOTE=Scarabix;32941047]She's ugly as fuck, not unlike me to be honest.[/QUOTE]
You sound like the perfect match. You're insane enough to stare at her, and she's insane enough to stare at you. And all without vomiting!
In all seriousness, strike up a conversation, bro. Anything you know a decent amount about, be it trains, birds, whatever's going on at the moment, anything. If she doesn't shuffle away, you're in and everything else'll be easy as pie - which, if all goes right, you'll be, uh, "eating" later that day.
[QUOTE=znk666;32942606]Same thing,it won't be anything serious but you can try a relationship,give it a shot ya know?[/QUOTE]
Not sure, never had a girlfriend before.
[QUOTE=Cone;32942622]You sound like the perfect match. You're insane enough to stare at her, and she's insane enough to stare at you. And all without vomiting!
In all seriousness, strike up a conversation, bro. Anything you know a decent amount about, be it trains, birds, whatever's going on at the moment, anything. If she doesn't shuffle away, you're in and everything else'll be easy as pie - which, if all goes right, you'll be, uh, "eating" later that day.[/QUOTE]
You got it.
Stare at her like this:
[img]http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/2261611_o.gif[/img]
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