I'm at my best friends girlfriends house, and she's flirting with me. - General

[QUOTE=Craptasket;25805886]uh just toy with her and don't do anything stupid[/QUOTE] That would be stupid. No toys.

[QUOTE=Swilly;25805861]Dude...bros before hoes man...its rule number one.[/QUOTE] It's funny how the only people who say that are the ones who never/don't have girlfriends.

[QUOTE=Shas'O Blind;25805894]That would be stupid. No toys.[/QUOTE] That's not at all what i meant

Wait for him to get back and have a threesome, bros b4 hos obviously.

[QUOTE=Tovleman;25805729]I'm like, double he's size (In muscles, I aint fat).[/QUOTE] That will make it twice as humiliating when he rages and beats your ass.

I would not risk it seriously, if you it's a very good friend just leave it. Just be cool and don't mention it. She will cease soon to annoy you or worse she will continue until you're overwhelmed. Also OP needs to update the thread about the current situation :v: just to know.

Why do I have this bad feeling we're all being trolled?

[QUOTE=Craptasket;25805913]That's not at all what i meant[/QUOTE] Im just messing with ya man lol [editline]2nd November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=junker|154;25805928]I would not risk it seriously, if you it's a very good friend just leave it. Just be cool and don't mention it. She will cease soon to annoy you or worse she will continue until you're overwhelmed. Also OP needs to update the thread about the current situation :v: just to know.[/QUOTE] It would be strange to go to the bathroom so soon again, that or hes busy using his toilet paper app

Tell her no and then don't tell your friend about what happened

She obviously is coming on to you, go for it, man, how will he know?

Tell her to back the fuck off.

Yeah really just play along, might not go anywhere

Is this your best friend? [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1018526-So-I-think-my-girlfriend-might-be-a-nymphomaniac[/url]

[QUOTE=Shas'O Blind;25806008]Is this your best friend? [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1018526-So-I-think-my-girlfriend-might-be-a-nymphomaniac[/url][/QUOTE] I don't think so.

Tell her to back down, and don't stay there tonight. LEAVE. Inform your friend when he gets back, she's a backstabbing bitch.

[QUOTE=BURN DOWN;25806050]Tell her to back down, and don't stay there tonight. LEAVE. Inform your friend when he gets back, she's a backstabbing bitch.[/QUOTE] Dude, I slept there.

This is the morning after, so I'm assuming you have left by now?

[QUOTE=Shas'O Blind;25806070]This is the morning after, so I'm assuming you have left by now?[/QUOTE] I'm about to, but she do like having me around. A little too much.

[QUOTE=Tovleman;25806055]Dude, I slept there.[/QUOTE] Oh, well, you can still tell your friend. She'll eventually cheat on him with somebody else.

Tell her you just want to be friends.

Dude fuck her so hard her clitoris jumps out and says, 'GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU SON OF A BIIIIITCH STOP ALREADY ASADASAFAG'

Where is this happening? If you're trying to say it's night time, you must be in China right now. I don't think people get sexed up at eight to eleven in the morning.

Fart. That always works.

[QUOTE=Grabigel;25806098]Where is this happening? If you're trying to say it's night time, you must be in China right now. I don't think people get sexed up at eight to eleven in the morning.[/QUOTE] Read the goddamn op again dude.

Go home, wait an hour then start texting, if she does have the hots for you she'll text something she shouldn't and wa-la. Instant proof of ho, forward it to your friend or keep it saved until he returns so you don't ruin his trip.

[QUOTE=elitehakor v2;25805900]It's funny how the only people who say that are the ones who never/don't have girlfriends.[/QUOTE] We don't have to know your girlfriend is a whore.

Whatever you do remain in accordance with the bro code.

[QUOTE=Grabigel;25806098]Where is this happening? If you're trying to say it's night time, you must be in China right now. I don't think people get sexed up at eight to eleven in the morning.[/QUOTE] I don't think people tend to care what time it is if they want to have sex.

Oh never mind. Snippity Snip.

DO IT NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW /caps