I'm at my best friends girlfriends house, and she's flirting with me.
163 replies, posted
I'm going to laugh if she finds this in the browser history.
Shag her.
Then afterwards start crying how you're a horrible friend and you shouldn't have done it.
[QUOTE=Mr.Hoff;25806154]I'm going to laugh if she finds this in the browser history.[/QUOTE]
He wrote this in the bathroom, aka iphone like device, not computer with extension cord and water tight seals.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;25806136]Whatever you do remain in accordance with the bro code.[/QUOTE]
Yes sir.
[QUOTE=elitehakor v2;25805900]It's funny how the only people who say that are the ones who never/don't have girlfriends.[/QUOTE]
IT was a joke, I'm sorry you thought I was serious.
He would of picked up the joke, but his girlfriend sucked all the humor out of him.
[editline]2nd November 2010[/editline]
Op, is there a real reason why you are still there? Or do you like the flirting, you sly devil :smug:
[QUOTE=Shas'O Blind;25806281]He would of picked up the joke, but his girlfriend sucked all the humor out of him.
[editline]2nd November 2010[/editline]
Op, is there a real reason why you are still there? Or do you like the flirting, you sly devil :smug:[/QUOTE]
And thats why I love mine, she laughs at the same jokes I do.
As many others have said, attempt to gather proof that she would cheat on your bro. If she would, break it to him easy after the trip.
It could be the long distance thing too. I've seen many girls flirt with other guys mainly because they don't have their boyfriends around to hold them.
[QUOTE=Swilly;25806336]It could be the long distance thing too. I've seen many girls flirt with other guys mainly because they don't have their boyfriends around to hold them.[/QUOTE]
All they really want is a hug
Not very faithful are they. To be fair, most girls in this day and age don't particularly keep a boyfriend for the love aspect. More likely lust or as a trophy boyfriend. Or I could be talking out of my ass, I don't know I've never had a girlfriend so you can pretty much consider my advice moot.
But don't mess up your friendship. You'll regret it for the rest of your life.
[QUOTE=lintz;25806429]Not very faithful are they. To be fair, most girls in this day and age don't particularly keep a boyfriend for the love aspect. More likely lust or as a trophy boyfriend. Or I could be talking out of my ass, I don't know I've never had a girlfriend so you can pretty much consider my advice moot.
But don't mess up your friendship. You'll regret it for the rest of your life.[/QUOTE]
You sound unsure if you've had a girlfriend or not. Either your Adam Sandler in 'Click' or you have Alzheimers
[editline]2nd November 2010[/editline]
Although I don't think girls have trophy boyfriends primarily, Im sure some do, but thats more of a guy thing.
[editline]2nd November 2010[/editline]
Memory check! Where are you??
I am home right now. 6 guests huh?
[QUOTE=Tovleman;25806553]I am home right now. 6 guests huh?[/QUOTE]
Its all the Facepunchers anonymously looking for girl advice. That and any thread with the word girl in the title attracts lurkers, I mean hey, I'm here.
Who cares if he finds out, who cares if he gets hurt just fuck her.
Just fuck her and if your friend gets jealous then fuck him too.
Problem solved.
[QUOTE=Monty Pie-thon;25806656]Who cares if he finds out, who cares if he gets hurt just fuck her.[/QUOTE]
Yeah who cares about friendship? Dumb shit never did anyone anything other than cock block! Shit man
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Still, I bet that she would fuck the shit utta me if I asked, she is a bit slutty/"loose on the thread".
I sense a disturbance in Tovleman's pants, shes getting to you man! Quick steer towards google porn, friendships are tight, that chick sounds loose!
Insert penis into vagina, you won't regret it.
[QUOTE=Ghost656;25806131]We don't have to know your girlfriend is a whore.[/QUOTE]
He puts girls before guys, therefore his girlfriend is a whore.
what
Stick it in her poo- oh wait.
[QUOTE=Shas'O Blind;25806711]I sense a disturbance in Tovleman's pants, shes getting to you man! Quick steer towards google porn, friendships are tight, that chick sounds loose![/QUOTE]
My dick is extremely confuse.
partying at 4PM? OP is obviously lying
[QUOTE=Torfaldur;25807119]partying at 4PM? OP is obviously lying[/QUOTE]
Read, the, fucking, op.
[QUOTE=Shas'O Blind;25806126]Go home, wait an hour then start texting, if she does have the hots for you she'll text something she shouldn't and wa-la. Instant proof of ho, forward it to your friend or keep it saved until he returns so you don't ruin his trip.[/QUOTE]
Do it!....... do it in about 20 minutes
[QUOTE=Shas'O Blind;25806671]"Yeah who cares about friendship? Dumb shit never did anyone anything other than cock block! Shit man"
I'm sure he has more than 1 fucking friend, if he doesn't and he values his friendship more than 3 minutes of pleasure then don't fuck her. But if he has more friends then i think it's stupid not to fuck her.
How old are you if I might ask? Can be quiete relevant in some ways.
[QUOTE=Torfaldur;25807119]partying at 4PM? OP is obviously lying[/QUOTE]
So? Im going to a party at 3, so quit your trollin'
[QUOTE=Nick.exe;25807203]How old are you if I might ask? Can be quiete relevant in some ways.[/QUOTE]
I am 16 right now.
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