The conspiracy thread or how electric fans controll your minds
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Some people actually believe this!
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_OIXfkXEj0[/url]
Hey OP, there are magical things called oscilloscopes. They measure the voltage waveform coming out of the outlet. If a message was encoded, it'd be noticed in an instant. And it'd fuck with all your electronics too, not just fans.
PS power lines are owned by private companies
-electrical engineering stud(ent)
[QUOTE=notxmania;24046087]I don't think any thread about this is going to take off since most users are lucid/brainwashed enough to know/think conspiracy theories aren't true.[/QUOTE]
I also understand the fact there not true i just wanted to see what people would post for a good read but some people are to dense to read it properly and know that im not being serious
:sigh: some people now a days
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brb mass producing tinfoil hats.
brb mass exploding heads
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_sqhCVsIMw[/media]
Rate me dumb if you still haven't opened your eyes to the Illuminati and accept the fact that you're a mindless puppet controlled by them.
Think about it, man. They're turning us all into fans, man. Millions of us work the same way they do: thought starts in the ass where their our heads/brains are, moves up the spine, and we transmit it out of our mouths. These fan-men walk/drive the planet, polluting innocent minds and bringing mankind ever closer to FAN-DOM(ination).
Holy shit, sausages come in packs of 8 and buns come in 7!
We need JC Denton on this ASAP.
I believe all restaurants are feeding us free chips/bread infused with poison, slowly causing our intelligence levels to fall to the point where we believe that Timeshares are a good deal.
[QUOTE=Zocom;24052303]Holy shit, sausages come in packs of 8 and buns come in 7!
We need JC Denton on this ASAP.[/QUOTE]
8 divided by 4 equals 2.
2 multiplied by 8 equals 16
16 plus 7 equals 23!
:derp:
The bigger a company gets, the more evil it becomes (Apple, Google, McDonalds)
[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;24056298][img]http://www.impactlab.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dyson-fan-1234.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
you know what you got me on that one because it has no blades but who knows maybe that just intensifies the brainwashing... :tinfoil:
South Koreans aren't allowed to sleep at night with their fan on.
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Because it kills them.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death[/url]
Type illuminati backwards, put .com on the end. Zazing, Goverment website.
[url]www.itanimulli.com[/url]
[QUOTE=Zocom;24052303]Holy shit, sausages come in packs of 8 and buns come in 7!
We need JC Denton on this ASAP.[/QUOTE]
And risk another Collapse? Are you insane!?
This is the worst conspiracy theory that i've ever seen.
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