[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;48168935]feel really bad for this kid. getting caught in the act is embarrassing enough but to have it happen where other people can hear you + having it uploaded on youtube just makes it worse.[/QUOTE]
My whole thing is I eventually quit caring. When I was 16 my sister found a playboy magazine I had stolen from my half-brother 3 or 4 years prior and she yelled "Hey mom! Look! I told you he wasn't gay!" and instead of feeling embarrassed I was more interested in figuring out where she found it because I thought I lost that thing.
[sp]Regardless my parents thought I was gay for a long time because I never talked about girls or spent any of my time with them up until recently.[/sp]
[QUOTE=n0cturni;48168908]This kind of thing has got to be one of the harder things to deal with as a parent lol, you wouldn't want to downright shame them but you probably wouldn't want to really encourage them, either.[/QUOTE]
Tbh, it probably would've gone a bit different if the dad had caught him. She's freaking out at first, and then tries to calm him by saying it's normal and it's okay but she's going to need his father.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;48168540]What if this all actually happened and he really was telling the truth. I've been there before. My old bed used to squeak a lot and I'm the type of sleeper to roll around for 2 hours until I finally fall asleep so at night my room would sound like gepetto's workshop. Eventually one day my family was like "you seriously need to stop furiously masturbating at night and get a girlfriend" and I was like "oh my god my bed has a busted spring i told you guys this a year ago" and none of them believed me.[/QUOTE]
I've got the opposite problem. I'm pretty self-conscious about my squeaky bed, so I just tell everyone I masturbate a lot.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48168708]My dad handled it the best
he caught me looking at porn and he just 100 percent didn't care because it doesn't matter
all he said on the subject was don't get a virus (unlike Awesomestrator)[/QUOTE]
I wasn't walked in on, but history was found!
My dad gave me the whole "don't treat women like meat" spiel, which is a good spiel up until he started going on about how "real women don't do this and that". For a good portion of my life he's been pretty convinced that only damaged women do porn, and that women who do X or Y are damaged which is [I]really[/I] shitty. I'm totally against the shitty image that surrounds pornstars, strippers, and prostitutes, and I'm tired of the weird suppression that America has in response to anything sexual.
My mom on the other hand thought it was hilarious and gave no shits.
I'm okay with being upset over the pornography but "you don't play with yourself"
What the fuck? It's fun and it doesn't hurt anyone.
Depending on circumstances I'd just be like "Don't fuck my furniture or cum on anything".
at least our parents never did this
[video=youtube;YpUb9YEbF0M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpUb9YEbF0M[/video]
-snip rather not start anything with this-
[QUOTE=Rocko's;48169776]some parents would rather not have their young child jacking it, just letting you know.[/QUOTE]
They shouldn't be parents then. Masturbation is harmless and it's a private issue. If the kid feels like doing it in private, who the hell are the parents to control that? You're seriously going to stop a boy from touching himself when his hormones are probably at their worst?
I remember what it was like to be 8-11 and it was awful.
[editline]11th July 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=haloguy234;48169750]at least our parents never did this
[video=youtube;YpUb9YEbF0M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpUb9YEbF0M[/video][/QUOTE]
Why is this weird? Many of my girlfriends got vibrators and shit from their mom/aunt/sister/whatever.
If I got one of these as a 16th birthday gift, I'd be ecstatic. Figuratively and literally.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;48169776]some parents would rather not have their young child jacking it, just letting you know.[/QUOTE]
it isn't any of their business
I don't know if it's because all little kids sound the same but this kids voice seriously reminds me of SammyClassicSonicFan.
[QUOTE=Velocet;48169788]
Why is this weird? Many of my girlfriends got vibrators and shit from their mom/aunt/sister/whatever.
If I got one of these as a 16th birthday gift, I'd be ecstatic. Figuratively and literally.[/QUOTE]
It'd be the climax of your birthday that's for sure.
[QUOTE=bitches;48169839]it isn't any of their business[/QUOTE]
Assuming it's in private and it's not in their bed and getting stains on the couch or whatever, I agree. "Use a tissue and the lock the door" should be the only thing said regarding the matter.
I have an entire hard drive just full of interracial viruses.
At least he didn't stumble upon any trojans. He would have had a really hard time trying to explain why there was a horse.
[QUOTE=Velocet;48169788]
Why is this weird? Many of my girlfriends got vibrators and shit from their mom/aunt/sister/whatever.
If I got one of these as a 16th birthday gift, I'd be ecstatic. Figuratively and literally.[/QUOTE]
I would feel very uncomfortable if my mom got me a fake vagina to fuck. I bought a tenga once though and that thing was awesome sure, but I would feel like she was looking down on me by doing that. Like "you're not good enough to get girls so here's a thing to stick your dick in"
Did the virus pull his pants down or something
[QUOTE=Chessnut;48176350]Did the virus pull his pants down or something[/QUOTE]
Don't you listen? He got scared when he tried to delete the virus and he thought it might be spying on him so he went on the floor and his pants fell down.
[QUOTE=Chessnut;48176350]Did the virus pull his pants down or something[/QUOTE]
His pants got scared of the virus and tried to escape.
Why is he thinking of his mom at the end of the video, whilst masturbating? That's a bit disturbing.
[QUOTE=Paincake;48169873]I don't know if it's because all little kids sound the same but this kids voice seriously reminds me of SammyClassicSonicFan.[/QUOTE]
MOM IM FRIGGEN TELLING THE FRIGGEN TRUTH
[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;48168604]Disagree, it doesn't make her a "terrible" mother. She probably just thinks he shouldn't be doing that until he's a little older. Questionable judgement on her part? Sure, but "terrible" really isn't a good description of it.[/QUOTE]
The problem is that he has started doing it, there is no arbitrary age for discovering this stuff, and punishing a child for it isn't healthy.
He sounds a bit too young to be fapping
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;48176593][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WxYvvcb0BE[/media][/QUOTE]
I see you've posted the wrong one:
[video=youtube;EmFCgtBugqU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmFCgtBugqU[/video]
[QUOTE=Mr.Brown;48177084]He sounds a bit too young to be fapping[/QUOTE]
Why?
How old do you need to be to fap?
I don't think the age of consent applies when there is one you touching yourself.
I couldn't care one bit about this kid and his "virus" that magically pulled his pants down. But since he left the mic on skype WHILE masturbating is something really, really fucking stupid.
I remember the first time my dad caught me wanking I was around 12 it was like 3am, and he'd just come home from a business trip, and he just opened the door scared the fuck out of me mumbled "oh" shut the door and walked off.
[editline]11th July 2015[/editline]
I can't imagine why you'd get pissed at your kid for it.
[QUOTE=Slim Charles;48177125]I can't imagine why you'd get pissed at your kid for it.[/QUOTE]
Getting the sticky icky stains on your desk by your kid isn't kosher.
He got a computer virus and his pants accidentally slipped off, god damn it mom stop making it into something it isn't.
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