I don't want to scream bad parenting or anything but there's definitely a better way to approach this situation instead of confronting him about it the way she did. I especially like the part where she passes parental duties off to her husband as if she's to embarrassed to talk to her son or something.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;48176338]I would feel very uncomfortable if my mom got me a fake vagina to fuck. I bought a tenga once though and that thing was awesome sure, but I would feel like she was looking down on me by doing that. Like "you're not good enough to get girls so here's a thing to stick your dick in"[/QUOTE]
I suppose you're right. My girlfriend's getting a phallic object (which aren't as explicit) is different from getting a fully replicated model of Sasha Grey's vagina.
My mom once caught me having some porn dvds in my room. She said "I'm going to tell dad" I said "no pls" she said "ok".
And since then I've been streaming porn.
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;48177820]ive walked in on my dad jacking it once[/QUOTE]
I have too. He was downstairs on his computer and as soon as I turned the corner he rolled his chair further under the desk and mysteriously, the taskbar in windows was hidden and he was staring at his desktop background.
I just said "you having fun dad?" And he just looked at me and told me to go away.
I fell asleep with porn on once, so she caught me sleeping with porn on but not jacking it.
My mom caught me fapping a few times. She said she was going to take away my computer but I think she forgot about it.
His mom is so chill. "You're not in trouble, I just need to tell your dad."
[QUOTE=haloguy234;48177852]I have too. He was downstairs on his computer and as soon as I turned the corner he rolled his chair further under the desk and mysteriously, the taskbar in windows was hidden and he was staring at his desktop background.
I just said "you having fun dad?" And he just looked at me and told me to go away.[/QUOTE]
one time in the middle of the night I left my room to get a drink and in the living room my brother was on the family computer just staring at a WALL of little blowjob gifs. I snuck up on him and yelled, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" and he just flipped out and closed that shit with lightning reflexes. the look on his face was absolutely worth it. I walked right back into my room without saying a word, just laughing to myself
I never told anyone
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;48168536]I just want to know why he was watching porn in a Skype call.[/QUOTE]
I can't be the only one that sneaks in a quick fap when nobody has said anything for a few minutes
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;48179552][media]https://soundcloud.com/gary-oak-archive/content-got-a-virus-and-his-pants-was-pulled-down-and-mom-saw[/media][/QUOTE]
Is there a full song? :v:
Why is the mom angry
I don't understand
My parents would probably fucking kill me if they caught me fapping. Good thing I never got caught, I guess.
Only scrubs get caught.
i think everyone in my family has walked in on everyone
we're on good terms for now
[QUOTE=haloguy234;48169121]My whole thing is I eventually quit caring. When I was 16 my sister found a playboy magazine I had stolen from my half-brother 3 or 4 years prior and she yelled "Hey mom! Look! I told you he wasn't gay!" and instead of feeling embarrassed I was more interested in figuring out where she found it because I thought I lost that thing.
[sp]Regardless my parents thought I was gay for a long time because I never talked about girls or spent any of my time with them up until recently.[/sp][/QUOTE]
I wonder what my parents think. I haven't explained to them that I only like robot girls.
reupload that video, boys!
[editline]12th July 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Altimor;48182647]I wonder what my parents think. I haven't explained to them that I only like robot girls.[/QUOTE]
i think be able to answer that for you
fuck, i missed it
did anyone download it for whatever reason? don't worry, we won't judge.
[QUOTE=Hysteric;48184104][video=youtube;nxZvdEdtsHs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxZvdEdtsHs[/video][/QUOTE]
you are a true hero
near the end he starts sounding like a fucking cane toad
thank you for posting that
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;48177820]ive walked in on my dad jacking it once[/QUOTE]
I hope you told his Grandfather so he could give him the talk.
[QUOTE=VikCreamCake;48168742]Way to shame the kid for being curious. She could have been way more understanding.
She should have walked out and calmly asked him to sit down at the table with his father later the same day, instead of making her child feel like a dirty sack of shit.[/QUOTE]
She told him multiple times that she wasn't mad at him and that he wasn't in trouble. Personally I think she was angrier about the very transparent lying.
Edit: not saying it was ideal parenting, but we don't really know his age and it wasn't that bad.
My dad once caught me looking at naked ladies when I was a kid. All he said was "the chick on the left looks great". Cool guy.
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;48168373]I find this kinda hard to listen to because I had a similar experience when I was in the 2nd grade, except it was more violent.
It was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life, even though I was so young. I still cringe and get slightly depressed whenever I think about it.[/QUOTE]
Now imagine if it was recorded and put on youtube and all your classmates knew about it.
I genuinely feel bad for this kid and wish it wasn't put on youtube.
If we're still sharing stories about getting caught, I've got one to contribute.
I was like 11 or 12 at the time and like the stereotypical little fucker I was, I had no concept of what internet history was, and my main way of finding content was searching up softcore videos on youtube. One day I get home from school and I'm alone at the house so I go to bidness when I suddenly hear the sound of a vacuum cleaner coming straight for the computer room. I completely forgot that today was the weekly time our maid came over to clean our house.
I have seconds to react, so I try to click out of Internet Explorer when get a window pops up asking me, "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CLOSE OUT OF ALL TABS??". I tried to click "close all tabs" but in a state of panic I kept missing the button. I hear the sound of my imminent doom getting closer and closer.
Our maid opens the door to find me propped up on my knees hugging my monitor, with my bare ass visible above the chair. The maid sees this, mumbles some thing about gringos, and then closes the door. I never heard back about it from my parents.
Overall she was a pretty chill maid. I'd rehire her if I could.
Am I the only one who jerks it in the toilet? You can use your phone to look up porn. It's safer than doing it in your room, you don't have to worry about cleanup, and you can also use your toilet desk to provide something you can hump into.
As for the video, the first thing Dad needs to tell his son is to not to do the do while he's on Skype - especially if this video gets around and comes back to bite the dude in the ass.
[QUOTE=krosos8;48187608]Am I the only one who jerks it in the toilet? You can use your phone to look up porn. It's safer than doing it in your room, you don't have to worry about cleanup, and you can also use your toilet desk to provide something you can hump into.
As for the video, the first thing Dad needs to tell his son is to not to do the do while he's on Skype - especially if this video gets around and comes back to bite the dude in the ass.[/QUOTE]
You can clean up with your tongue. My room is safer because I have a door???
[QUOTE=bitches;48187637]My room is safer because I have a door???[/QUOTE]
Your bathroom doesn't have a door!? Geez, taking a good dump gotta be horrible at you house.
[QUOTE=odoboi;48187714]Your bathroom doesn't have a door!? Geez, taking a good dump gotta be horrible at you house.[/QUOTE]
being in the bathroom for an extended period would be suspicious
pcs are way better for porn
three monitors baby
The mother could have handled it a little better.
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