i sure love the classic nasal helicopter mom voice
Think we all been there once this guy just got fucked but good attempt at trying to cover it up
[editline]12th July 2015[/editline]
I blamed watching porn on "I stepped on the remote"
Lucky my mom the NEXT day hit the on demand button on the remote and I went "see that is what happened to me!" Luckily they believed me
[QUOTE=Velocet;48169788]
Why is this weird? Many of my girlfriends got vibrators and shit from their mom/aunt/sister/whatever.
If I got one of these as a 16th birthday gift, I'd be ecstatic. Figuratively and literally.[/QUOTE]that's pretty fuckin weird, dude
[QUOTE=krosos8;48187608]Am I the only one who jerks it in the toilet?[/QUOTE]
Literally the worst. If you're a quick one on the trigger it's fine but for people like me who need more than 20 minutes it's cumbersome. I tried doing it a few times and each time was NOT worth it. My ass would hurt after 5 minutes because of the toilet, and if I toughed it out and finished my whole lower half would feel paralyzed because of my ass going numb and the effect spreading downwards.
[QUOTE=bitches;48187727]three monitors baby[/QUOTE]
Oculus Rift baby :smug:
[QUOTE=haloguy234;48189049]Literally the worst. If you're a quick one on the trigger it's fine but for people like me who need more than 20 minutes it's cumbersome. I tried doing it a few times and each time was NOT worth it. My ass would hurt after 5 minutes because of the toilet, and if I toughed it out and finished my whole lower half would feel paralyzed because of my ass going numb and the effect spreading downwards.
Oculus Rift baby :smug:[/QUOTE]
Wasn't some company making some machine that works as an auto-fleshlight that would do everything on it's own?
Just imagine that with the Oculus.
[QUOTE=connapls;48189076]Wasn't some company making some machine that works as an auto-fleshlight that would do everything on it's own?
Just imagine that with the Oculus.[/QUOTE]
No, but the Japanese developed software and created a mount for use with a Tenga that you can slap onto a Novint Falcon. It can be hooked into porno games and the movements of your waifus translate directly to how far/fast the Falcon moves.
I'd get one but my family already thinks I'm retarded because I have this box strapped to my head all the time and am frantically peering around my room. The last thing I want is for my stepmom to walk in while I am sitting there in my chair and a robotic arm is giving me a handjob.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;48189049]Oculus Rift baby :smug:[/QUOTE]
[t]http://foxcock.me/web/dump/Phone%20Camera/Camera/figures/IMG_20150405_244149795.jpg[/t] (in the background)
i use it almost exclusively for [url=https://www.reddit.com/r/oculusnsfw/comments/39xx1d/armingettingfucked_ver5/]this[/url]
[editline]12th July 2015[/editline]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVjFOwyy06g[/media]
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;48176593][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WxYvvcb0BE[/media][/QUOTE]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgGZybN8i5Y[/media]
this is the only proper response whenever this video is posted
[QUOTE=Zorus;48191128][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgGZybN8i5Y[/media]
this is the only proper response whenever this video is posted[/QUOTE]
that's the best shit i've ever seen
[QUOTE=bitches;48190632][t]http://foxcock.me/web/dump/Phone%20Camera/Camera/figures/IMG_20150405_244149795.jpg[/t] (in the background)
i use it almost exclusively for [url=https://www.reddit.com/r/oculusnsfw/comments/39xx1d/armingettingfucked_ver5/]this[/url]
[editline]12th July 2015[/editline]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVjFOwyy06g[/media][/QUOTE]
The moment I found porn for the oculus rift was the first time in my life I've paid for porn. I don't think it's quite there yet. I've had a better experience with HaremMate and the DK2 mod. [sp]by better experience I mean every time I strap in and play it I experience orgasms so intense that my desk gets messy and so does whatever shirt I'm wearing. One time I managed to coat my whole right shoulder in my own lewd secretions. And this is why I need a gf. I need to become normal before the void becomes satisfied with jacking off to vr anime girls[/sp]
[QUOTE=haloguy234;48192030]The moment I found porn for the oculus rift was the first time in my life I've paid for porn. I don't think it's quite there yet. I've had a better experience with HaremMate and the DK2 mod. [sp]by better experience I mean every time I strap in and play it I experience orgasms so intense that my desk gets messy and so does whatever shirt I'm wearing. One time I managed to coat my whole right shoulder in my own lewd secretions. And this is why I need a gf. I need to become normal before the void becomes satisfied with jacking off to vr anime girls[/sp][/QUOTE]
Anything that doesn't let you move your head in 3d space will suck. Actual video camera recorded porn can never work in VR.
Look for the Just One Dance demo; that one is the best for visual quality + immersion.
[QUOTE=bitches;48190632]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVjFOwyy06g[/media][/QUOTE]
Boy, Gramps-79 sure is into some shit.
If we had a gold mine, this would be in it...
Ha...
As funny as this is, talk about an overreaction from the parents. Should've just walked away and calmly discussed it later.
damn there's a lot of people here in support of 9 year olds jacking off apparently
[QUOTE=mayo;48192780]damn there's a lot of people here in support of 9 year olds jacking off apparently[/QUOTE]
You seem mighty interested in the habits of 9-year olds
I hate how the mother SIMPLY DOES NOT LISTEN to her son...
[QUOTE=mayo;48192780]damn there's a lot of people here in support of 9 year olds jacking off apparently[/QUOTE]
Do you oppose it?
Does it bother you??
Why should anyone get involved at all???
The term "playing with yourself" has made me cringe ever since I was a kid when I was caught. They made it sound like it was some fucking game
[video]https://youtu.be/I3uEVP3IZKA[/video]
[QUOTE=Kool Kids Klub;48196890]The term "playing with yourself" has made me cringe ever since I was a kid when I was caught. They made it sound like it was some fucking game[/QUOTE]
Sex toy
[QUOTE=Altimor;48182647]I wonder what my parents think. I haven't explained to them that I only like robot girls.[/QUOTE]
Just remember:
[img]http://images.cryhavok.org/d/1409-1/Do+Not+Fist+Android+Girls.png[/img]
[QUOTE=haloguy234;48189049]Literally the worst. If you're a quick one on the trigger it's fine but for people like me who need more than 20 minutes it's cumbersome. I tried doing it a few times and each time was NOT worth it. My ass would hurt after 5 minutes because of the toilet, and if I toughed it out and finished my whole lower half would feel paralyzed because of my ass going numb and the effect spreading downwards.[/QUOTE]
In my case the toilet is perfect - I can stand a long time on the toilet (my record is 40 minutes), and parents think I'm just dicking around with my phone.
Also, the porn on the Oculus sounds awesome as fuck. The future is here I guess.
My dad actually caught me once, not jerking off but watching a video and the only reason he did is cause my piece of shit computer at the time froze when I tried to close IE.
[QUOTE=krosos8;48197487]parents think I'm just dicking around with my phone.[/QUOTE]
Yes exactly
[QUOTE=bitches;48198042]Yes exactly[/QUOTE]
I live with my grandpa who is highly Christian, conservative etc. He also complained that I swiched tabs when he came into the room (weeaboo shit, didn't want to display interest in open), but when I stopped doing that he stopped complaining. So it's unlikely they know.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/mHQpuwY.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Jackald;48198465]If I had a kid and caught em masturbating i'd probably just leave em to it. The main thing is making sure they have a healthy understanding of sex, and it's not like I didn't jerk it after seeing an animated gif of some hentai on a spray in Zombie Survival on GMod when I was 12.
Yeah, my sexual awakening was weird.[/QUOTE]
I remember this one guy in a TF2 server. Someone sprayed a MLP clop pictures on the wall, and then came someone else and started staring at it. Shortly saying in chat "brb afk" while in front of it. :vs:
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