Also, do not [B]EVER[/B] and I repeat [B][U]EVER[/U][/B] try to pinch your nose shut whilst horking.
You will only end up getting vomit in your sinuses and feeling worse than when you started.
[editline]1st March 2013[/editline]
Spoilers because gross
[sp]And if you get vomit in your sinuses it will drip down back into your throat while you attempt to sleep, and will turn into this nasty, gummy shit that sticks back there for hours[/sp]
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;39768548]Also, do not [B]EVER[/B] and I repeat [B][U]EVER[/U][/B] try to pinch your nose shut whilst horking.
You will only end up getting vomit in your sinuses and feeling worse than when you started.
[editline]1st March 2013[/editline]
Spoilers because gross
[sp]And if you get vomit in your sinuses it will drip down back into your throat while you attempt to sleep, and will turn into this nasty, gummy shit that sticks back there for hours[/sp][/QUOTE]
I've never even done that and yet just reading the description is giving me a simulation of it. :tinfoil:
I ham vomit king, bow and hurl before me.
[editline]1st March 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Yotrig;39768559]I've never even done that and yet just reading the description is giving me a simulation of it. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
It actually [sp]assists in forcing vomit into them, causing burns, dissolves mucus, hurts and is just plain awful[/sp]
[editline]1st March 2013[/editline]
Yeah I'll stop :v:
[editline]1st March 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;39768392]it's not pain, it's extreme nausea.[/QUOTE]
Also, don't drink super cold anything. It will upset your stomach more than assist it.
why do i feel like throwing up every time i eat a salad? its just something about chewing on lettuce that makes my mouth hate me
[QUOTE=Harpie;39768757]why do i feel like throwing up every time i eat a salad? its just something about chewing on lettuce that makes my mouth hate me[/QUOTE]
Healthy food is bad for you, eat more unhealthy food.
[QUOTE=Harpie;39768757]why do i feel like throwing up every time i eat a salad? its just something about chewing on lettuce that makes my mouth hate me[/QUOTE]
Healthy food killed off the aztecs.
[QUOTE=Harpie;39768757]why do i feel like throwing up every time i eat a salad? its just something about chewing on lettuce that makes my mouth hate me[/QUOTE]
Salad is pretty much the only food i can eat without feeling crappy and full after eating.
Probably because it's so light i don't really notice it when it's in my stomach.
I don't eat salad, I just eat iceburg lettuce :v:
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;39768794]I don't eat salad, I just eat iceburg lettuce :v:[/QUOTE]
Caesar salads (with or without the chicken) are pretty good.
caesar toss my salad
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;39768809]caesar toss my salad[/QUOTE]
Ave, true to Caesar
[QUOTE=Harpie;39768757]why do i feel like throwing up every time i eat a salad? its just something about chewing on lettuce that makes my mouth hate me[/QUOTE]
i feel sick just thinking about eating a salad :(
Wow I have nothing else better to do.
One of the most recent newcomers to the thread and I have the most posts in it.
Whaaaaat is sleeep
[QUOTE=Raijin;39768836]i feel sick just thinking about eating a salad :([/QUOTE]
...why?
[QUOTE=l l;39768868]...why?[/QUOTE]
Because salads originated in Nazi Germany, that's why.
[QUOTE=Harpie;39768757]why do i feel like throwing up every time i eat a salad? its just something about chewing on lettuce that makes my mouth hate me[/QUOTE]
It's probably the texture. I know I can't eat old salad, it gets kinda soft and really mushy and gross. Some people don't have a problem with that. I need it to be crisp and crunchy.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;39768548]Also, do not [B]EVER[/B] and I repeat [B][U]EVER[/U][/B] try to pinch your nose shut whilst horking.
You will only end up getting vomit in your sinuses and feeling worse than when you started.
[editline]1st March 2013[/editline]
Spoilers because gross
[sp]And if you get vomit in your sinuses it will drip down back into your throat while you attempt to sleep, and will turn into this nasty, gummy shit that sticks back there for hours[/sp][/QUOTE]
I know. It happens to me already when I vomit normally, I'm probably the most violent throw-uper ever. Spoilers cos kind-of gross
[sp]When I throw up my entire body flexes involuntarily, it feels like my bones and spine are going to snap from how hard I'm flexing them. When I throw up I often accidentally force myself too hard and bust a vein in my head, so then I'm bleeding all over the place through my nose as I vomit. It's not a pretty sight[/sp]
[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;39768872]It's probably the texture. I know I can't eat old salad, it gets kinda soft and really mushy and gross. Some people don't have a problem with that. I need it to be crisp and crunchy.[/QUOTE]
I admit it, I prefer iceburg over romaine. If it ain't crunch, I don't munch.
[QUOTE=l l;39768868]...why?[/QUOTE]
vegetables make me nauseous
[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;39768872]It's probably the texture. I know I can't eat old salad, it gets kinda soft and really mushy and gross. Some people don't have a problem with that. I need it to be crisp and crunchy.[/QUOTE]
Saying you should eat salad when it's crisp and crunchy is like saying you should cook a hamburger patty before eating it.
Salad should be crisp like a hamburger is cooked. It's meant to be like that.
if you're eating wilted salad, then you can't salad.
[editline]2nd March 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Raijin;39768883]vegetables make me nauseous[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyY4xu4ecQI[/media]
[QUOTE=Raijin;39768883]vegetables make me nauseous[/QUOTE]
...that's odd.
What about fruits?
[QUOTE=mysteryman;39768889][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyY4xu4ecQI[/media][/QUOTE]
Brings me back man, really does.
My bearded dragon eats more lettuce than I do.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;39768923]My bearded dragon eats more lettuce than I do.[/QUOTE]
My Armadillo Lizard eats most of his crickets and just lets some of the little shits escape and cheep all around the house so I have to hunt them down like the goddamned Terminator.
[QUOTE=l l;39768916]...that's odd.
What about fruits?[/QUOTE]
Very rarely do I eat an apple. I don't really like any other fruits.
[QUOTE=Raijin;39769174]Very rarely do I eat an apple. I don't really like any other fruits.[/QUOTE]
Aw come on, red pears are the best things in the universe. Once they're back in season you gots to have one o dem.
I literally can't stand the taste and texture of lettuce.
I just found out that there is going to be a Brit Floyd concert near me on tuesday. I just might have to go.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;39768949]My Armadillo Lizard eats most of his crickets and just lets some of the little shits escape and cheep all around the house so I have to hunt them down like the goddamned Terminator.[/QUOTE]
Most of the crickets that escape my death box end up in the basement and make the entire house sound like a dam forest in the middle of the night. It's kind of relaxing once you get used to it.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;39769230]Most of the crickets that escape my death box end up in the basement and make the entire house sound like a dam forest in the middle of the night. It's kind of relaxing once you get used to it.[/QUOTE]
Eventually when they break into my room that's when I break out the [del]409[/del] Reaper Drones.
Any crickets that infiltrate my house and make fucktons of noise I will hunt in the dark at night and poke to death with my machete.
[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;39769251]Any crickets that infiltrate my house and make fucktons of noise I will hunt in the dark at night and poke to death with my machete.[/QUOTE]
I am Death, the destroyer of worlds. I am the alpha and the omega.
I am the end of crickets, and yet the dawn of a new age of cleaning products that double as insecticide.
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