What is the least horrible tasting alcohol? (Spirits) - General

[QUOTE=cmanatlan;28125092]Hey buddy, I doubt you'll read my post, but on the first page you said you had licorice liquor shots that you thought tasted gross. [b]That's jager![/b] So don't waste your time trying to find some if you already know you don't like it.[/QUOTE] Not necessarily. If it was clear, it was probably Ouzo or Raki. If you are looking for a cheaper drink similar to Jagermeister I would recommend Josef Meiers. It has a very similar taste is usually around £4 cheaper than the same amount of Jagermeister. If you are buying it from a supermarket, you'll usually find them right next to eachother.

Jack Daniels is pretty awesome. I don't like whiskey, but I just love Jack Daniels. Not only is it tasty, but you also feel fucking badass when drinking it.

[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;28120441]also it's jagermeister, not jagermaster [editline]18th February 2011[/editline] you can get it pretty much any place that sells whiskey, vodka, etc.[/QUOTE] Jägermeister

[QUOTE=Ringo_Satu;28125439]Jack Daniels is pretty awesome. I don't like whiskey, but I just love Jack Daniels. Not only is it tasty, but you also feel fucking badass when drinking it.[/QUOTE] I'm a bit worried. Last year when I had my first ever Jack Daniel's it was fucking amazing. Exquisite. Tasted really nice... sweet, if I recall correctly. Then recently I had Jack Daniel's again, except this one tasted fucking TERRIBLE by comparison. My friend noticed it too. We figured maybe we just got a bad bottle, but then that got me thinking... what if we got a GOOD bottle the first time around? What if almost all Jack is like the Jack we got in the second bottle? :saddowns:

Well not-cheap vodka is tasteless, so if there were anything that didn't taste terrible, it would be that. Unless you don't like water.

dont be a pussy and eat that goddam worm [editline]18th February 2011[/editline] you get shitfaced

[QUOTE=sltungle;28125533]I'm a bit worried. Last year when I had my first ever Jack Daniel's it was fucking amazing. Exquisite. Tasted really nice... sweet, if I recall correctly. Then recently I had Jack Daniel's again, except this one tasted fucking TERRIBLE by comparison. My friend noticed it too. We figured maybe we just got a bad bottle, but then that got me thinking... what if we got a GOOD bottle the first time around? What if almost all Jack is like the Jack we got in the second bottle? :saddowns:[/QUOTE] You probably tried their black or gold label first then tried their silver label. If I'm drinking Jose Cuervo I only drink the gold label because I think their silver label tastes like shit, and the black label is too expensive (not by much, but still).

[QUOTE=cmanatlan;28125092]Hey buddy, I doubt you'll read my post, but on the first page you said you had licorice liquor shots that you thought tasted gross. [b]That's jager![/b] So don't waste your time trying to find some if you already know you don't like it.[/QUOTE] I thought that was sambuca? I actually liked the taste, although I'd prefer something a little less liquorishhy. I've also tried baily's and it honestly makes me feel a little sick, doubt I could drink more than half a glass even with ice. I think I'll try Jagermeister or Morgan's spiced captain, I have the feeling whisky is going to be very, very strong.

[QUOTE=gamefreek76;28125086]Good vodka has little flavor and is good for mixing.[/QUOTE] Godly, manly stuff. Aside from the standard vodka there appears to be flavored variants, but I have never tried these... [img]http://hattersgroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/stolichnaya_vodka.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_972/9729405/file/stolichnaya-vodka-mother-small-34177.jpg&sa=X&ei=3HdeTZrBKY-d4Qam4LzQCQ&ved=0CAQQ8wc4Uw&usg=AFQjCNHFoHkhdZe7dKr3KdjQpRC_Vq8Fyg[/img]

Or if you don't like to drink spirits, don't drink them at all. Just drink Cider or Beer. Personally speaking I drink all, but I have a soft spot for a bit of Bulmer's or Druids Irish Cider.

Jägermeister, Jack Daniel's, The Talisman, Absolute Vodka.

Drink some fucking pure Methanol. (may result in Blindness and death)

[QUOTE=Michaeldf;28126694]Jägermeister, Jack Daniel's, The Talisman,[b] Absolute Vodka[/b].[/QUOTE] Are you fucking kidding me. Absolut is a cheap-ass vodka that tastes horrible. Absolut is one of Sweden's most terrible export wares and this is because we Swedes have no damn proper culture around drinking vodka. In tradition spirits has always been that nasty, un-chilled stuff you drink to get shitfaced in absence of anything better (or in modern culture just mix with something very sweet to remove the horrible taste). In Russia however vodka is better anchored primarily in the food culture, where spirits drank pure is basically the only thing that fits nicely together with the bitter and salty traditional dishes (sour wine or sweet beer clashes badly in flavor). Therefor, Russian vodka tastes better because it's supposed to be drank in greater quantities together with the appropriate food. If you're gonna spend money on vodka, try to pick something from Eastern Europe.

[QUOTE=Im Crimson;28126772]Are you fucking kidding me. Absolut is a cheap-ass vodka that tastes horrible. Absolut is one of Sweden's most terrible export wares and this is because we Swedes have no damn proper culture around drinking vodka. In tradition spirits has always been that nasty, un-chilled stuff you drink to get shitfaced in absence of anything better (or in modern culture just mix with something very sweet to remove the horrible taste). In Russia however vodka is better anchored primarily in the food culture, where spirits drank pure is basically the only thing that fits nicely together with the bitter and salty traditional dishes (sour wine or sweet beer clashes badly in flavor). Therefor, Russian vodka tastes better because it's supposed to be drank in greater quantities together with the appropriate food. If you're gonna spend money on vodka, try to pick something from Eastern Europe.[/QUOTE] I am 50% Swede I know what I am talking about. Also, I am the master of the universe so all your arguments are invalid. No offence intended.

I'm 100% Swede :colbert:

How about PURE LIQUID NICOTIN. I heard it's good stuff. I also heard you can die. You will die.

You don't drink it because it tastes good, you drink it to become drunk.

[QUOTE=booster;28126852]You don't drink it because it tastes good, you drink it to become drunk.[/QUOTE] It's good if it doesn't taste like horseshit.

[QUOTE=YoMother;28126816]absinthe you won't notice it at all[/QUOTE] Good idea if you want to keep the intake before unconsciousness hits at a minimal level :v: [editline]18th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=booster;28126852]You don't drink it because it tastes good, you drink it to become drunk.[/QUOTE] It's kindof an advantage if the drinking doesn't induce vomit reflexes before the alcohol has even reached the blood.

[QUOTE=-Dazed-;28126614]You probably tried their black or gold label first then tried their silver label. If I'm drinking Jose Cuervo I only drink the gold label because I think their silver label tastes like shit, and the black label is too expensive (not by much, but still).[/QUOTE] It was regular Jack Daniel's both times...

[QUOTE=sltungle;28126893]It was regular Jack Daniel's both times...[/QUOTE] There are different Jack Daniel's bottles? By label you mean THE label? I always drink the black ones. Didn't even know there were others. Fail

[QUOTE=Michaeldf;28125120]If you want something that doesn't taste anything go Vodka.[/QUOTE] Vodka is disgusting straight. OP should just man up and drink beer and cider.

[QUOTE=Someoneuduno;28126912]Vodka is disgusting straight. OP should just man up and drink beer and cider.[/QUOTE] Yeah Cider is so manly and all.

[QUOTE=Michaeldf;28126907]There are different Jack Daniel's bottles? By label you mean THE label? I always drink the black ones. Didn't even know there were others. Fail[/QUOTE] Well I wasn't aware they had different blends either. But he said 'black or gold label' and 'silver label'. I don't think he even read the words 'Jack' and 'Daniel's'. He seems to be talking about some other brand.

Don't quote me on this, but I heard a White Russian is very smooth.

Must be different tastes and all, I've only ever had Sputnik and Smirnoff vodkas and they don't really taste like anything, or really have any kick to them for me. Also I'd agree with the people who say Jack Daniels, it's a pretty easy going whiskey but not particularly (for lack of a better word coming to mind) smooth. I prefer Tullamore Dew myself.

Just smoke some weed errday forget dat booze, brudda

Fuck jack daniels, Evan Williams is better

Johnnie Walker is good shit.

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