1. Get drunk
2. Find loose women
3. Get loose women drunk
4. Find an empty bedroom
5. ???
6. Profit
1. Get drunk
2. Find loose women
3. Get loose women drunk
4. Find an empty bedroom
5. Get raped by loose drunk women
6. Profit
Smoke pot.
[QUOTE=2-d;21063545]Smoke pot.[/QUOTE]
Only with cool people you know
did anyone notice OP join date and posts
1. Invite a bunch of random people over.
2. Get some booze.
3. Invoke a deep discussion in order to a philosphy that will allow everyone to be emotionally and intellectually satisfied so that they may pursue goals solely for the betterment of mankind and the passion of learning and bettering themselves.
No, wait, that doesn't sound right, let me try again...
[QUOTE=Mingebox;21063606]1. Invite a bunch of random people over.
2. Get some booze.
3. Invoke a deep discussion in order to a philosphy that will allow everyone to be emotionally and intellectually satisfied so that they may pursue goals solely for the betterment of mankind and the passion of learning and bettering themselves.
No, wait, that doesn't sound right, let me try again...[/QUOTE]
Should have stopped at some
Fuck some bitches, then fuck your friend, preferably on or near the birthday cake.
Shrooms.
Get way too drunk, have fun, throw up, go home, promise yourself you'll never drink again when you wake up to a horrible hangover.
[QUOTE=sp00ks;21063736]Get way too drunk, have fun, throw up, go home, promise yourself you'll never drink again when you wake up to a horrible hangover.[/QUOTE]
Then do it all again next week. :smug:
[QUOTE=Ke11iente;21063375]
4. Bring Rockband. Many a shitty party has been saved by Rockband.[/QUOTE]
I remember someone had a guitar hero at a party me and a mate went too one time even when we are sober and together in the some room we can be pretty damn loud but when we get drunk and are at a party it goes to flat out outrageous the last time we had a guitar hero around we started doing power slides and singing along with it everyone thought it was fucking hilarious only did it for one or two songs though even though people were requesting us on it all night good times :cheers: .
[QUOTE=BlackZack;21062286]it's my best friends birthday party and I have to go otherwise it will upset her (I'm not trying to get into her and I'm quite sure she's not trying to get into me[/QUOTE]
For the love of god..
[QUOTE=runtime;21065282]For the love of god..[/QUOTE]
Hey man he is clearly getting hit on
[QUOTE=Mr_Minion;21062908]Any reason in particular you think it'll be boring or does it just kind of have that overshadowing feeling of shitness looming over it?[/QUOTE]
Well this girl I used to like is going to be there and it might be awkward seeing her flirting with other dudes and I don't drink after what happened last time I got drunk... don't bother asking, I never want to relive that experience
In social psychology, one finds that entering a negative situation with a positive disposition will greatly decrease the displeasure with the event. Hell, like everyone else said, if you smoke and drink enough, you might even find yourself having fun.
[QUOTE=-Dazed-;21065481]In social psychology, one finds that entering a negative situation with a positive disposition will greatly decrease the displeasure with the event. Hell, like everyone else said, if you smoke and drink enough, you might even find yourself having fun.[/QUOTE]
Hmm sounds like a plan, but lately I find it hard to have a positive disposition towards things since I found out I have depression...
Although that being said maybe I should at least try to have some kind of fun, right? Idk >_<
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have a friend call you 10 minutes in and make up a bullshit "i have to leave, x needs me for x"
Leave.
[QUOTE=BlackZack;21065557]Hmm sounds like a plan, but lately I find it hard to have a positive disposition towards things since I found out I have depression...[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you hadn't even noticed you were depressed before you were diagnosed with depression (if you even were diagnosed).
[QUOTE=sp00ks;21065826]Sounds like you hadn't even noticed you were depressed before you were diagnosed with depression (if you even were diagnosed).[/QUOTE]
I just thought it was normal to feel the way I did, when my mom saw the way I was behaving she took me to see counselor and she said I had early signs of depression, anyway it's off topic, I shouldn't have brought it up in the first place
Play n64. Preferrably while drunk. Or high.
bring alcohol.
I hate parties.
Go into the bathroom, lock door... Lift top off the toilet, take a shit in that part, put lid back on.
Next time someone goes to flush the plug, brown shitty water will flood into the bowl and freak them out.
Also: I have never tried this myself, found it on urban dictionary but i can't remember what the word was.
Just talk to people, even when you don't know them.
Look for drunken ones for exta effect.
[QUOTE=BlackZack;21065557]Hmm sounds like a plan, but lately I find it hard to have a positive disposition towards things since I found out I have depression...
Although that being said maybe I should at least try to have some kind of fun, right? Idk >_<[/QUOTE]
You "found out" you "have" depression? Shouldn't you know if you're depressed? Depression isn't a condition that you just catch, it sounds to me that someone TOLD you that you're depressed and you decided to think that way. Like a therapist or your parents.
[QUOTE=Neo1607;21067095]Go into the bathroom, lock door... Lift top off the toilet, take a shit in that part, put lid back on.
Next time someone goes to flush the plug, brown shitty water will flood into the bowl and freak them out.
Also: I have never tried this myself, found it on urban dictionary but i can't remember what the word was.[/QUOTE]
Upper Decker, fuck yeah. Do this, op.
Take a drink or two, smoke a bowl, not too much, but enough to make you feel loose and happy and talkative.
Works when I'm going to a party loaded with people I don't know. I just do whatever, talk with people, next thing I know, we're chilling the next day.
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[QUOTE=BlackZack;21065557]Hmm sounds like a plan, but lately I find it hard to have a positive disposition towards things since I found out I have depression...
Although that being said maybe I should at least try to have some kind of fun, right? Idk >_<[/QUOTE]
How the fuck do you "find out you have depression"? You have it and KNOW it, or you don't.
That is a pseudo approach to everything psychology stands for. If some doctor told you that and prescribed meds, stop taking them, get rid of them. Sell them, throw them out, something. Beat depression like a fucking man and quit your bitching.
If it's a girl, get over her, if it's family related, go out more, if it's something else, drop it and walk away. I beat my depression (which was pretty goddamn bad in the first place) myself. No one knew until I told them after the fact. And by that then, my life improved drastically.
This lesson goes for everyone else. Something making you sad? DROP IT. Leave it alone. No matter how much it may hurt, leave it alone and move on. It will make life so much more enjoyable.
and that is a great segway back into the topic. feel good going to the party. there is nothing wrong with a drink or two.
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