• What to do when you are bored at a party
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I just grab some free food and leave.
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[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;21062313]Bring Game Boy, play Pokemon, fuck bitches, get Charizard.[/QUOTE] this ^^^
Step 1: [QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;21062973]Get drunk. :cheers:[/QUOTE] Step 2: [QUOTE=Revolutionary;21062955]Karaoke. :c00l:[/QUOTE]
Hook-up with her and then never bother to call her again.
Fuck bitches. Get pickles.
[QUOTE=BlackZack;21062286] (I'm not trying to get into her and [b] I'm quite sure she's not trying to get into me [/b] :s) [/QUOTE] I would hope so.... That's pretty creepy to think about.
Set off some fireworks in the house, that should liven things up a bit
Only parties I get bored at are the ones where everyone is with their boyfriend/girlfriend and all paired off. Being in a long distance relationship I can't bring my wife, so it's very boring. I avoid such parties as best I can but sometimes they surprise me when I thought I'd be going for an awesome night. Anything else, alcohol is your answer. When you're drunk everyone is your best friend.
Menace. Menace that party and all the party-goers good.
[QUOTE=Spartan One;21070702]Step 1: Step 2:[/QUOTE] Step 3 guitar hero and/or Rockband :c00lbert:
Just drink.
Get [b][i]wasted[/i][/b]
This: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRS41-7MTSs[/media] Then become this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Mdazf0CUOY[/media]
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get drunk and get laid.
Get some MDMA, have the best night of your life as your realise that you have arms and they feel really cool when you move them.
Browse Facepunch
Steal something valuable and plant it on someone else. That should make things more interesting. Or lie and pretend your phone went and your Gran has had an accident. Excuse to leave.
Swallow a beer bottle, i hear it's fun.
take up your cellphone and pretend to do something
pick up your friends younger brother/sister and use her as a volleyball.
[QUOTE=Tu154M;21062307]Um, get drunk and it will sort itself out.[/QUOTE] Yeah that always makes things better. but you are also prone to raping. bring condoms!
leave.
1. Alcohol. 2. Hack her playlist to add some nice trance/techno music. The future is too be seen.
[QUOTE=Sgt N3wb;21077091]Yeah that always makes things better. but you are also prone to raping. bring condoms![/QUOTE] Most people aren't probably just you...Keep it to yourself...
Get drunk. Get naked. Go home. Get dressed again.
[QUOTE=Skellyhell;21079380]Get drunk. Get naked. Go home. Get dressed again.[/QUOTE] Do I really have to get deressed?
Ruin their lives, pillage their land and fuck their women.
Go to the bathroom and emerge with your dong on show. Pretend you didnt mean it. Tell one of the female attendees that her boyfriend is in the other room snogging some other girl. Tell the biggest dude there that the smallest dude called his sister a slut. Phone the cops covertly and watch the Stoners panic like mad. Tell a dude his Girlfriend hit on you and grabbed your package.
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