• What to do when you are bored at a party
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[QUOTE=BykeRyder;21075971]Steal something valuable and plant it on someone else. That should make things more interesting. Or lie and pretend your phone went and your Gran has had an accident. Excuse to leave.[/QUOTE] Or instead of a being a cock you could actually, you know, [i]party?[/i] I understand if it's a lame party, but even that can be fixed. I went along to a party once. In a hall. With disco lights, cocktail sausages, and a DJ. Ten minutes after I cracked open the two liters of vodka I brought and handed it around it suddenly became great fun!
Slip rohypnol into the drinks of all the guys, then watch as they fall asleep at the keg.
Bring your iPod, become the DJ. Gets you a good time and some good girls
[QUOTE=chaz13;21094922]Or instead of a being a cock you could actually, you know, [i]party?[/i] I understand if it's a lame party, but even that can be fixed. I went along to a party once. In a hall. With disco lights, cocktail sausages, and a DJ. Ten minutes after I cracked open the two liters of vodka I brought and handed it around it suddenly became great fun![/QUOTE] Yeeeeeaaaaaah, I didnt think anyone would take that seriously.
get drunk get crunk get funk(y)
Just get drunk and soon you will be the " cool guy " :smug: [img]http://static1.fotoalbum.ee/fotoalbum/267/130/06681517136a86.jpg[/img] Last party where I was ( they are all 0,5 vodka )
[QUOTE=BykeRyder;21095178]Yeeeeeaaaaaah, I didnt think anyone would take that seriously.[/QUOTE] I wasn't sure if you were serious or not, then I saw your second post and realised it wasn't. Still, you've got to admit with the general population of facepunch it wouldn't have been that abnormal if you were serious.. anyway, rated heart :h:
find a quite area and roll a fat blunt and smoke it.
Drink a lot, maybe smoke a doobie or 2, just to mellow yourself out and you'll float through the night... quite literally
[QUOTE=chaz13;21095503]I wasn't sure if you were serious or not, then I saw your second post and realised it wasn't. Still, you've got to admit with the general population of facepunch it wouldn't have been that abnormal if you were serious.. anyway, rated heart :h:[/QUOTE] LOL, your right there. And nah, im not the terribly serious type.
Be a wall supporter.
PARTY HARD [IMG]http://lolcat.net/d/2241-2/party_hard_cat2.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=BlackZack;21062286]Harro I am going to a party this weekend and I have a feeling I'm going to be bored out of my skull, the reason I'm going is because it's my best friends birthday party and I have to go otherwise it will upset [b]her[/b] (I'm not trying to get into her and I'm quite sure she's not trying to get into me :s) So since the internet is is full of wonderful ideas can FP help a brother out?[/QUOTE] :smug: You know what to do. Come on, all the cool kids are doing it.
say you have a 'prior engagement'
Take some of the whiskey and beer with you and some of your friends, go home, get stupid!
If leaving is not a possibility I burn stuff, if there is no fire; sit outside and do nothing.
Kill yourself by gunshot to the head in the middle of the most densly populated part of the party. I'm sure that'll provoke some discussion.
Get so drunk that you get a twitch.
Just dance.
Thank you good people of Facepunch for all of your comments, they helped me come to my decision... TONIGHT I'M GOING TO PARTY UNTIL I PASS OUT OR GET LAID...
Play on your gameboy color.
Don't get pissed unless other people are. You will piss off that best friend
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21071411]Set off some fireworks in the house, that should liven things up a bit[/QUOTE] The sims taught us well.
kill yourself how can you not have fun at a party oh right, youre a virgin
[QUOTE=BlackZack;21065395]Well this girl I used to like is going to be there and it might be awkward seeing her flirting with other dudes and I don't drink after what happened last time I got drunk... don't bother asking, I never want to relive that experience[/QUOTE] Last time I got drunk whilst I saw a girl I liked flirting with guys, I punched a hole in the wall. Everyone remembers that party for that. It was awesome :D
[QUOTE=Daily Bento Man;21062343]Crash it.[/QUOTE] Trash it.
I usually just pop some Valium, and chill out with anyone and everyone at parties. To end the night off after I'm back at my crib, I slam a few beers and pass the fuck out.
Look for people your best friend knows and talk to them. At first sight I thought one of my friend's brother was a total chav. In fact he's one of the funniest people I've ever met and is a real character :P
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;21074533]Only parties I get bored at are the ones where everyone is with their boyfriend/girlfriend and all paired off. Being in a long distance relationship I can't bring my [b]wife[/b], so it's very boring. I avoid such parties as best I can but sometimes they surprise me when I thought I'd be going for an awesome night. Anything else, alcohol is your answer. When you're drunk everyone is your best friend.[/QUOTE] :wtc: My world is crumbling all around me!! :byodood: All this time I could have sworn Dictator was a woman! :psyduck:
Look for a PC and play World of Warcraft
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