• Final Destination 5: AKA 5nal Destination
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Fivenal?
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;24117695]Fivenal?[/QUOTE] 5 dicks, one ass. 5nal Destination.
I'm still gonna see it,I know it's gonna suck but these films are just hilarious. :v:
haha, anal destination.
More fucking 3-D? Seriously? Give it a rest, you already released a Final Destination movie [I]SPECIFICALLY FOR 3-D[/I]. [editline]06:26PM[/editline] I'm not the only one getting sick of this stupid 3-D gimmick, right?
Christ. For the first couple of movies the concept was cool, now all they're doing is rehashing the same old shit. It's like SAW all over again.
First was good, second was okay, third was meh, and fourth was terrible. I don't have much hope for this film, but I hope it's better than the last two.
Came in here expecting a porn parody on Final destination, called anal destination.
Final De5tination. Movie writers need to learn to leetspeak. wait, everyone died in the 4th one. WTF?! It can only be continued if someone lives!
I am willing to bet money, a person or group of people will be sliced by a snapping suspension wire.
I seriously hate these films (except the first one I guess, it was fresh at the time) because whilst everything that happens in them is completely implausible and stupid, the films come off to me as trying to take themselves seriously. [editline]05:33PM[/editline] oh and every single one of the actors are horrible (I don't blame them though due to the atrocious dialogue and direction)
[QUOTE=General Omega;24119276]Final De5tination. Movie writers need to learn to leetspeak. wait, everyone died in the 4th one. WTF?! It can only be continued if someone lives![/QUOTE] It was a surprise ending where a truck flew through a café window, one might have survived with a crushed ribcage. Maybe.
I'm not sure why, but I always enjoyed the whole idea these movies revolved around. Some alright writers too, we might get something good.
Went to complete shit at 4, IMO. The other 3 were fun just because the entire concept of the movies were a couple of producers sitting around thinking "Gee, what are some crazy hilarious ways to kill people?"
[QUOTE=TheChantzGuy;24101713]Second one was gnar Anyone else read it as "anal destination"[/QUOTE] My dyslexia made me read this as anal destruction.
[QUOTE=General Omega;24119276] wait, everyone died in the 4th one. WTF?! It can only be continued if someone lives![/QUOTE] That only happened in the second one, and it was one survivor. In the third one's special features there was a random scene with a news article about the survivors from the 2nd dying from some woodchipper accident, and at the end of the 3rd they all died in the Subway.
please continue the storyline of those who survived in the second film, it was fun seeing how every character from the first and the second were connected in some little way.
[QUOTE=zerglingv2;24124828]My dyslexia made me read this as anal destruction.[/QUOTE] ... ... ... We all read it as that...
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;24129275]... ... ... We all read it as that...[/QUOTE] There are more of you eh?
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