• A Shitty Post-Apocalyptic MS-Paint Adventure!
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[QUOTE=AHappyElite;43856483]>Investigate the alley cautiously, with the flamethrower at ready. [/QUOTE] [I]You cautiously enter the dark, mysteeeeeeeeeeerious Deepthroat Alley, passing all the dead corpses and burned bodies that lay on the red, ruined concrete. As you get closer and closer to the strange noise you raise your flamethrower above your waste, ready to burn down any motherfucker that tries jump from the darkness. As the darkness slowly escapes from the glowing butane lighter of your flame thrower, You begin to see... [/I] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/O2hVcqa.png[/IMG] [I]A little boy is slumped against of what's left of the toppled brick wall. He his moaning in pain, a suggestion that he his still alive. The letter "S" has been carved on his forehead, a mark that is commonly known for a [B]slave[/B][/I] [B]Inventory: > Revolver [6/6 Rounds] [Damage: d8+1] > .223 Pistol [5/5 Rounds] [Damage: d8+2] > > .223 Pistol ammo [10x Rounds] > Knife [Damage: d8+1] > Homemade Flamethrower [Damage: d8+3] > Leather Armor [-1 damage taken] > Goofy Looking Hat > Bandages > 30 Bottle-caps > Rations > Water-bottle > 2x First Aid (Restores 6 HP) Companions: > Giant Fucking Spider >>> HP: 15 >>> Action: d10 (+2 Combat) >>> Wit: d8 (+2 Spider Sense) >>> Ego: d6 (+2 Intimidation) You are feeling: > Okay > Name: Bob Cuntslutt > Age: 45 years old > Gender: Shemale > Action: d8 (+2 with small guns) > Wit: d10 (+2 Survivalist, +2 Hacker) > Ego: d6 >HP: 13/13 You can: > Approach the slave and attempt to heal his wounds (Costs 1x First Aid) > Approach the slave but do not attempt to heal his wounds (He will die shortly after your encounter) > "Fuck 'em" Leave the kid to his inevitable death, and continue onto a different path > Other:[/B]
>Erm....see if he can be saved from death...and I guess if not, look around more for the person responsible. Also, see what loot he has, it's a dog eat dog world, we take what we need to survive, kapeesh?
Inspect the slave child's body,and see if he has any loot.
>loot him then leave him to die then incinerate the dead body >Optionally,let Fucking eat him
Just goddamn loot him and then leave him to bleed out from his wounds, he has no chance to survive anyway.
Once looted, save him and use him to start a cult worshipping Mr.Fucking.
we can cross thread? giant medium size spider and slave vising other threads in thread
[QUOTE=Dark One;43868805] giant medium size spider [/QUOTE] [B]>Other:[/B] GIANT FUCKING SPIDER murders and eats Dark One before invading other boards and websites
[QUOTE=Inorien;43872437][B]>Other:[/B] GIANT FUCKING SPIDER murders and eats Dark One before invading other boards and websites[/QUOTE] Oh god, stick to this option evry1
[I]1 First-Aid kit was used to try to save the kid[/I] [I]Non-contested Wit test: Difficulty: Hard (7+) You roll a d10(+2 Survivalist)= 12 [B]Success![/B][/I] [I]As the child regains consciousness, his eyes widen and starts screaming.[/I] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/EzS9s1q.png[/IMG] [I]It's as if the kid's never seen a Giant Fucking Spider or a Neo-Nazi KKK worshipper before.[/I] "Calm your fuckin' shit, mate." Fucking exclaims. [I]The slave child stops screaming now, but can be still seen shaking.[/I] "S-s-s-sorry, I-I thought y-you were... o-one of [I][B]them[/B][/I]" "What do you mean, one of [I]them[/I]?" [I]The slave boy explains to you about his escape from the slaver camp in the east. He talks about the feared owners of the camp, and many other camps throughout Northern Territory, [B]The Northern Territory Greens Socialist Party[/B][/I]. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ujD4YdN.png[/IMG] During the war, Australia's political system had been completely shutdown, and the Greens Australian Party took advantage of this and took power over Australia, adopting National Socialism and building a secret army in the process. When the bombs hit, The Northern Territory Greens Socialist Party (a.k.a. The Greens) was formed by soldiers who claimed to be remnants of the Greens Army. These Post-war Greens were dedicated to building old Australia with the use of slavery. "B-b-by the way... I was wondering if you guys c-could help me... you see... I left my parents at the camp and--"" "You want [I]us[/I] to go rescue them?" "W-w-will you? Please?" "Whats in it fer us?" "O-oh the Greenies had a lot of n-neat stuff, I know 'caus I was made to scavenge military pre-war tech from one of the old facilities near there." [B]Inventory: > Revolver [6/6 Rounds] [Damage: d8+1] > .223 Pistol [5/5 Rounds] [Damage: d8+2] > > .223 Pistol ammo [10x Rounds] > Knife [Damage: d8+1] > Homemade Flamethrower [Damage: d8+3] > Leather Armor [-1 damage taken] > Goofy Looking Hat > Bandages > 30 Bottle-caps > Rations > Water-bottle > First Aid (Restores 6 HP) Companions: > Giant Fucking Spider >>> HP: 15 >>> Action: d10 (+2 Combat) >>> Wit: d8 (+2 Spider Sense) >>> Ego: d6 (+2 Intimidation) You are feeling: > Okay > Name: Bob Cuntslutt > Age: 45 years old > Gender: Shemale > Action: d8 (+2 with small guns) > Wit: d10 (+2 Survivalist, +2 Hacker) > Ego: d6 >HP: 13/13 You can: > Accept the quest > Refuse > Other: [/B]
>Fucking accept the quest! We need moar loot! (Also Fucking will get to eat)
>Accept the quest. >Ask him if the has anything useful which could help.
Try to convince the child that the [B]GIANT FUCKING SPIDER[/B] is God, and tell him to spread the message of the Huntsman
[QUOTE=LondierX;43882320]Try to convince the child that the [B]GIANT FUCKING SPIDER[/B] is God, and tell him to spread the message of the Huntsman[/QUOTE] but what about cult supergun?
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