cum on his cats face and buttfuck it and filim it or take a pic of it and put it on his door fucker wont bother you again :)
uh nvm
again,like that guy being stalked by a purple furry, i'll say just kick his nads
problem solved
[QUOTE=Grundy;26419998]I'm honestly completely scared out of my mind. The thing that always creeps me the fuck out is the thought of someone just quietly spying on me, watching without me knowing.[/QUOTE]
Solution: At random times turn off your music, and say: "I know you're watching go away."
If there is someone watching you he will probably go away.
And if there isn't anyone you don't have shame because no one hears you. :)
It works great I do it all the time. :shobon:
You're scared... of a 12 year old... And you're 15...
Beat the little shit up.
And then whisper Clint Eastwood style in his ear "Listen up and listen good punk 'cause I'm only saying this one goddamn time. I ever hear from your sister that you're hanging around my house I'm gonna rip your dick off and throw it into the lions cage at the zoo. Got it, shithead?"
If that kid has any braincells left, he'll stay FAR away from you :v:
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Here is my advice. You are thinking too much. If he is watching you like a creeper, go ask him personally why is he being such a spy
its like the baby from invader zim
[QUOTE=BCell;26425991]Thread music
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Here is my advice. You are thinking too much. If he is watching you like a creeper, go ask him personally why is he being such a spy[/QUOTE]
Let me guess where you got that from.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkf95onRgcc[/media]
GEICO. A thirty second commercial can extinguish your boredom.
:v:
Whenever you find out he's spying on you on the computer, start masturbating.
Take him into that shower with you. That'll show him!
Shouldn't have asked him to hug you while wearing your furry suit, it's your own fault.
Dress up as a furry and butt-fuck his grandmother, she is his only defense.
Restraining order
As simple as that
Close your curtains?
[QUOTE=dill6869;26420875]When you know he's looking at your through the window suddenly look at him wide eyed with head twisted sideways.
Then continue to do whatever you were doing.[/QUOTE]
Oh god this
Seriously though, just tell him you're not a big fan of being stalked. As a rational kid he should be able to understand that leaving you alone is for the greater good. If he's stupid as fuck, he'll probably still get hte message
Sit on your roof where you can see him.
Take a knife if you have one on you, jump off the roof behind him and jam it into his head and you won't die from the fall.
Trust me it works in Halo: Reach so it must work in real life I am a 100% legit assassin.
Alternately, crouch behind a window, and if you can see him there, but he can't see you, jump up with a very pissed face on and see if he shits himself.
Alright guys thanks for the advice.
By the way, I got a picture of the stalker.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dmPc8.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Grundy;26433473]Alright guys thanks for the advice.
By the way, I got a picture of the stalker.
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/dmPc8.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
You can see the lust in his eyes.
I get stalked by 12 year old girls in school myself OP, though it is not to this extent, I feel empathetic to you.
I also happen to be 15, how convenient.
[QUOTE=Nightsure;26433723]I get stalked by 12 year old girls in school myself OP, though it is not to this extent, I feel empathetic to you.
I also happen to be 15, how convenient.[/QUOTE]
Everyone has a stalker except me :smith:
you must be proper fucked in the head to have fear of the windows.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/UJnBp.png[/img]
Just calmly sit down, maybe try to catch him and invite him in, and explain to him that it's very strange, creepy, and just plain wrong to do that. Hopefully, he gets the point. If not, talk to his parents.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;26420895]Wank and stare at him.[/QUOTE]
What if that Arouses him?..... What if he faps back? :ohdear:
Two words: Trollface mask.
That'll scare [media]http://i.imgur.com/UJnBp.png[/media] shitless.
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[QUOTE=Grundy;26433473]Alright guys thanks for the advice.
By the way, I got a picture of the stalker.
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/dmPc8.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Is it normal that when I looked at that, I farted.
Honestly I did.
gonna watch you fap
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