[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;26435690]Is it normal that when I looked at that, I farted.
Honestly I did.[/QUOTE]
Oh god, the weirdest part is that i did too :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Garb;26436151]Oh god, the weirdest part is that i did too :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Fart Bros!
[QUOTE=Garb;26436151]Oh god, the weirdest part is that i did too :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
M-M-Me... Three... :ohdear:
Someone make a creepy pasta of this shit.
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;26425298]Tell him santa doesn't exist.
:v:[/QUOTE]
How do you explain your avatar
Holy shit maybe farting will stop him.
OP Fart on the stalker.
Tell his parents
Throw him down a flight of stairs and tell him to leave you the fuck alone and if he comes near your house again, you're going to fucking kill him.
[QUOTE=ryd00d;26437255]Throw him down a flight of stairs and tell him to leave you the fuck alone and if he comes near your house again, you're going to fucking kill him.[/QUOTE]
But what if the stalker is outside?
[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;26437299]But what if the stalker is outside?[/QUOTE]
Carry him inside, throw him down a flight of stairs, drag him back outside.
Build an 8 foot tall realistic looking Slender Man Dummy and set him up around your house where you might think he's going to watch. If you get creeped out from it, fap to it beforehand.
The little shit's gonna be scared, probably.
[QUOTE=mars7a;26437575]Carry him inside, throw him down a flight of stairs, drag him back outside.[/QUOTE]
I liked the fart idea more.
Ask him to stop
have a meaningful discussion with him
oh wait this is facepunch you need to convert him to communism or somthing like that
Have your friend call you when he's going to look through your windows. Be ready with an air soft gun (Or something that hurts). Problem solved.
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Or print out Goatsy and put it on your window.
[QUOTE=koeniginator;26440561]have a meaningful discussion with him
oh wait this is facepunch you need to convert him to communism or somthing like that[/QUOTE]
inb4 banned for meme
Have sex with him
Stare back at him through the window with a really creepy grin.
Maybe that will make him stop.
[QUOTE=not_Morph53;26420476]Forcible sodomy fixes all problems, and heals all wounds.[/QUOTE]
except a torn bunghole. it actually worsens that one.
rape his sister
This thread is very optimistic.
[QUOTE=Archonet;26426281]Let me guess where you got that from.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkf95onRgcc[/media]
GEICO. A thirty second commercial can extinguish your boredom.
:v:[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im6yRpQrsaY[/media]
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sup op
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;26420733]I don't think he's got something seriously wrong with him. He's probably just immature and fooling around. I did this kind of thing when I was little. Not to that extreme, but it's just a crush. I'm sure you'd make his day if you sat him down and looked him in the eyes, on the same level, and explained that you liked him very much as a friend, but that it was inappropriate to stare in your windows. :)[/QUOTE]
This post is screaming "gaaaaay"!
Aww the poor little guy has a crush on you.
I say you should give him a kiss.
[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;26435690]Is it normal that when I looked at that, I farted.
Honestly I did.[/QUOTE]
:barf:
[QUOTE=dill6869;26420875]When you know he's looking at your through the window suddenly look at him wide eyed with head twisted sideways.
Then continue to do whatever you were doing.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;26420895]Wank and stare at him.[/QUOTE]
do these at the same time
just suddenly flop out your dick, stare at him intensely and jack off
Lay low or try not to go outside for long periods of time.
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