I farted in a friend's house and his girlfriend left the room and wouldn't go back in :frogc00l:
[QUOTE=>VLN<;20300192]I hate[B] having to look strong (no I'm not fat) to have friends.[/B] I hate [B]having to play sports just to be somebody[/B]. I never could fit in with boys and men. I much more connect with women. I hate[B] farting in public, which I see my fellow men do as they please and think its great[/B]. I hate having a deeper voice and being hairy. I just can't fit in with "the boys". I would trade anything to be a girl. I just look at them and think to myself, if only I could be her, things would be different. The people I'm around don't like what I'm into. I don't talk sports automotive or even computer that much. I would much prefer gossip and talking about relationships then any subject I hear daily. It just burns me up when I look at myself in the mirror and think why am I a man. I don't want the 'stuff down there. I hate it. It annoys me so much. If only it was the opposite. If only.
I'll check this thread in the morning. Goodnight FP.
I also have TSM [url]http://www.healthystrokes.com/[/url] and never had a father figure in my life.[/QUOTE]
I don't know where you live, but men around here don't do that, especially the last one.
have a sax change operation
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[img]http://www.rachellanders.com/oboe/Sax.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Informative Man;20300283]What does ripping an ass have to do with anything?[/QUOTE]
you're supposed to be fucking informative.
I wish i would have vagina tits and penis.
It would be fantastic.
Maybe you're just gay.
But as a woman, you'd either be a lesbian, or have to be fucked by the men you hate so much.
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;20305594]have a sax change operation
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[img]http://www.rachellanders.com/oboe/Sax.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
:sax:
[QUOTE=Wheeze201;20305622]you're supposed to be fucking informative.[/QUOTE]
he really sucks at it
In a western world it is better to be female, in an eastern world it's better to be male.
[QUOTE=jalit;20306235]In a western world it is better to be female, in an eastern world it's better to be male.[/QUOTE]
Actually, females aren't completely equal to males in the west yet. They get paid less, for example.
I hate being a dinosaur, but here we are.
This thread made me think of Kim Petras. :smug:
shes p. hot
Trade your penis for a vagina.
Appreciate the fact you don't bleed between your legs and go emotionally insane every month.
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;20305074]Neither do women.
I have a gun. does that mean I should go hunting?[/QUOTE]
it's implied and a waste if you don't
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;20307550]it's implied and a waste if you don't[/QUOTE]
So a woman has to have at least one child, and if not they're a waste of a life?
What the fuck?
I've never had an actual father figure but my grandad pretty much filled that role whenever he could. I sort of see where your coming from. Just get used to it. I think self esteem may be the problem. I did feel sort of like this at one time but I just got a bigger ego and became more confident in myself.
I sometimes get the thought that being a woman would be nice.
As someone said though, I think it's just [B]Autogynephilia.[/B]
Op doesn't deserve to have slendy as an avatar. You put him to shame, you man-lady.
so what if you're gay?
It's not as easy as "be a girl, have no hair/body odor/be pretty/get friends"
[QUOTE=coolmang;20308221]so what if you're gay?[/QUOTE]
It's completely and utterly irrelevant?
[QUOTE=coolmang;20308221]so what if you're gay?[/QUOTE]
most of the time when someone has shit like this on his mind they aint gay in any way, they're most of the time straight as can be. However your post is irrelevant and just pure stupid :colbert:
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;20307599]So a woman has to have at least one child, and if not they're a waste of a life?
What the fuck?[/QUOTE]
she has the organs for a reason just like you would have the gun for a reason. i'm just rollin with your analogy here.
You'd rather have cramps every month and have to rip open your vag everytime you give birth?
Fuck that, I'd stay a guy, no matter what.
You want to be a man
Out of everything that makes men terrible, we have the only thing that makes men great: Our integrity
It is a commonly known fact that all women are whores, some cost more than others.
Us men, however, we keep to our principles. Us men wouldn't THINK to sell ourselves out for money.
Us men are the true depiction of greatness, while women are evil soulless creatures, who use you for money, then when you finally ask them out, they say "NO, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED ME LIKE THAT EVEN THOUGH I FLIRTED WITH YOU A LOT"
So be proud, be LOUD!
DON YOUR VIKING HELMET AND SHOUT TO VALHALLA:
"I AM A [B]MAN!!!!![/B]"
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;20308534]You want to be a man
Out of everything that makes men terrible, we have the only thing that makes men great: Our integrity
It is a commonly known fact that all women are whores, some cost more than others.
Us men, however, we keep to our principles. Us men wouldn't THINK to sell ourselves out for money.
Us men are the true depiction of greatness, while women are evil soulless creatures, who use you for money, then when you finally ask them out, they say "NO, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED ME LIKE THAT EVEN THOUGH I FLIRTED WITH YOU A LOT"
So be proud, be LOUD!
DON YOUR VIKING HELMET AND SHOUT TO VALHALLA:
"I AM A [B]MAN!!!!![/B]"[/QUOTE]
can I borrow five bucks
When we men are challenged, we do not so easily give up, WE [B]FIGHT[/B]!
We fight!
We triumph!
We accomplish!
We smash down the barriers and previous assumptions!
Copernicus, one of the manliest men ever, heard that the sun orbits the earth and he said "NO!"
He challenged the authority of the day, he made his stand and was proven right! Sure he met opposition, but he beat them!
A true man doesn't quit until he's dead!
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