• I hate being a man.
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[QUOTE=Waals Vander;20308439]she has the organs for a reason just like you would have the gun for a reason. i'm just rollin with your analogy here.[/QUOTE] The vagina is there for reproductive reasons, but doesn't need to be used. Likewise, I don't need to go hunting if I see no need to.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;20308610]When we men are challenged, we do not so easily give up, WE [B]FIGHT[/B]! We fight! We triumph! We accomplish! We smash down the barriers and previous assumptions! Copernicus, one of the manliest men ever, heard that the sun orbits the earth and he said "NO!" He challenged the authority of the day, he made his stand and was proven right! Sure he met opposition, but he beat them! A true man doesn't quit until he's dead![/QUOTE] is that a no? i really need five bucks
[IMG]http://theexcellentpeople.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/silence-of-the-lambs-1.jpg[/IMG] It uses the lotion or it gets the hose again!
I just want to throw something out here for the male side. Males by nature a lot more forgiving than their female counter parts. Females spend years to find their perfect mate (which doesn't exist) and males just go for whatever is willing. As a man, you can truly be whatever you want to be, regardless of how you look, so your life truly depends on you. This is the greatest advantage a man has over a woman. A woman is always viewed as a sex object if she's attractive, and if she's not, then nobody gives a flying shit about her no matter how amazing her personality is. My point is this, unless you are a beautiful woman, your life will suck. As a man however, your looks don't matter.
I can't tell if this thread is getting sexist or not :ohdear: But wanting to be a woman surely doesn't make you gay.
When you feel the urge to be a women put your dick between your legs and when you want to be a man again let it go .
I've never had a father figure in my life either. And I think that I am girly, long hair, I take good care of it, I take good care of my skin. I got more friend girls than guys. But I still am proud of my 'Little-me' and I am into ladies. So I suppose being girly is a good way to get laid (wat)
[img]http://download-the-riches-episodes.edogo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/eddieizzard17oct2003.jpg[/img] Problem solved!
yes its so hard being a man when are men going to have the same freedoms as women
[QUOTE=kellybear;20308627]is that a no? i really need five bucks[/QUOTE] What would five bucks get you? @Halahazam: That only works if the girl is a lesbian/bisexual. My ex tried making me look like a girl/effeminate because she was into girls sexually more than guys. Girls like ego fueled assholes mostly. I would know :smug:
[QUOTE=spekter;20309725]What would five bucks get you?[/QUOTE] Five sodas at the vending machines :smug: One for me and the rest for all four of my friends... :smith:
[QUOTE=>VLN<;20300192] never had a father figure in my life.[/QUOTE] Mhm...
[QUOTE=lum1naire;20300203]sex change[/QUOTE] i would get a sex change but apparently you have to be a transsexual in order to get one. APPARENTLY autogynephiliacs don't count. hear that, I'M AN AUTOGYNEPHILIAC just throwing it out there
[QUOTE=kellybear;20309828]Five sodas at the vending machines :smug: One for me and the rest for all four of my friends... :smith:[/QUOTE] All four? Harsh :smith: OP, would you drink a can of bull testosterone?
[QUOTE=spekter;20310055]All four? Harsh :smith: OP, would you drink a can of bull testosterone?[/QUOTE] nah I have more, it's just that I only hang out with a certain four most of the time
You like to gossip and talk about feelings...
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;20310104]You like to gossip and talk about feelings...[/QUOTE] oMfG!Q did u HEAR JESY GOTT A BOyFREND! [editline]10:42PM[/editline] tell me more about your feelings
I dont hate being a man, but I hate it when someone expects something from me...
Who would want to be anything other than male? We're just so awesome. Especially white males. I mean come on how many advantages can you have in life. Not that white people are better for any reason, but as far as circumstances of birth go, I'm pretty damn happy with being a white male. It's been good for me so far. Being pretty like a girl helps, too. Nobody ever asks me to do any heavy lifting. Nobody ever invites me to play sports, although I've been invited to cheer. All I have to do is stand there and be pretty and everything goes according to plan.
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[QUOTE=>VLN<;20300192]I hate having to look strong (no I'm not fat) to have friends. I hate having to play sports just to be somebody. I never could fit in with boys and men. I much more connect with women. I hate farting in public, which I see my fellow men do as they please and think its great.[/QUOTE] Sounds like you were pretty unlucky in who you've met (or maybe you're in the wrong place...), most guys I've met are nothing like that - certainly not my friends. I'd find it very difficult to fit in with people like that in all honesty... The stereotype of men being those who look down on the less sporty or triumphing those who fart loudest is absolutely not true.
never done voluntarily exercise in my entire life (not exaggerating) i still have friends dunno what youre talking about
[QUOTE=Citheros;20311884]never done voluntarily exercise in my entire life (not exaggerating) i still have friends dunno what youre talking about[/QUOTE] You should try it. It's great stress relief. And you don't have to develop hardcore muscles or anything, just being fit makes your overall quality of life better.
The only bad thing about being a guy is not having a vagina, I dunno why but I've always imagined it being more fun to masturbate as a girl than as a guy. In every other sense, being a guy is better.
Your a good man if you can talk to girls that good.
[QUOTE=>VLN<;20300306]I would never undergo a sex change. I'm not trying to get that across to people. Its either I was born a girl, or I wasn't. I also was raised by a single parent (my mom) so I never really had a father figure in my life.[/QUOTE] I never really had a father figure in my life, but I turned out alright. The fuck is wrong with you? My dad was almost always in another country working. And who said you have to do sports and all that to fit in with the guys? There are loads of different people out there with loads of different personalities. Find the group that suits you. Though you sound gay. So best just to hang out with girls.
[QUOTE=>VLN<;20300306]I would never undergo a sex change. I'm not trying to get that across to people. Its either I was born a girl, or I wasn't. I also was raised by a single parent (my mom) so I never really had a father figure in my life.[/QUOTE] Then isn't it obvious..........You my friend are a mommas boy :downs: Edit: i'm late rate me clocks..................and boxes
Erotic Hypnosis.
[QUOTE=Poor Irish Boy;20300228]Douchebag[/QUOTE] why on earth would you bring me into this?
[QUOTE=fuck you;20300227]lets rub dicks[/QUOTE] Fuck you, you're just going around hilariously shit-posting.
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