Just got an IM from a facepunch user. - General

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[QUOTE=Bluetooth]How bad would you feel if this was an elite group on internet perverts and you still weren't getting laid?[/QUOTE] I'd feel fine because I am quite happy with the fact that I'm not getting 'laid' because I am not desperate.

[QUOTE=PacificV2]username[/QUOTE] yeah, he send me a PM a long time ago. Says this. [QUOTE=usarname] Long shot... Can you give me your account? But can i have it as you don't use it? :ninja:[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mr.Miller]I'd feel fine because I am quite happy with the fact that I'm not getting 'laid' because I am not desperate.[/QUOTE] "like you." Would be a perfect ending to that sentence.

[QUOTE=User.]"like you." Would be a perfect ending to that sentence.[/QUOTE] And yet I'm not desperate enough to go get the big ben out of my mum's room, am I Callum?

The amount of times I've told you I found that by accident is stupid. You don't listen because it makes you feel like you have something on me, as if I found it on purpose to stick up my ass. Jethro may have told you some twisted truth on vent, but remember, I'm the one that told him.

[QUOTE=User.]"like you." Would be a perfect ending to that sentence.[/QUOTE] Oh I would never insult anyone on this forum. I am merely stating the fact that I do not crawl around looking for sex, then masturbating furiously when I don't get any.

[QUOTE=User.]The amount of times I've told you I found that by accident is stupid. You don't listen because it makes you feel like you have something on me, as if I found it on purpose. Jethro may have told you some twisted truth on vent, but remember, I'm the one that told him.[/QUOTE] "Found it by accident, then accidently sat on it, then stood up, then sat on it, then stood up..."

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[QUOTE=User.]BLUETOOTH IS OWNED BY MR MILLER DING GGNGNDN[/QUOTE] I wasn't reffering to anybody. Also rated bluetooth unfriendly because that is one nasty mental image.

[QUOTE=User.]The amount of times I've told you I found that by accident is stupid. You don't listen because it makes you feel like you have something on me, as if I found it on purpose to stick up my ass. Jethro may have told you some twisted truth on vent, but remember, I'm the one that told him.[/QUOTE] Big ben? [img]http://www.annsummers.com/collections/productbigben.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Mr.Miller]I wasn't reffering to anybody. Also rated bluetooth unfriendly because that is one nasty mental image.[/QUOTE] I thrive off nasty mental images, when I think about it, it's how I was concieved.

You told me that you were conceived when your dad was bumming his dad, your mum walked in as he was on the vinegar strokes, he turned round in shock and jizzed across the room on to her hand, she then had the sudden urge to scratch her cunt and some of the spaff found it's way into her womb. 9 months later she was having a shit looked down and saw you. BLAM BLAM BLAM.

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[QUOTE=leelad]You told me that you were conceived when your dad was bumming his dad, your mum walked in as he was on the vinegar strokes, he turned round in shock and jizzed across the room on to her hand, she then had the sudden urge to scratch her cunt and some of the spaff found it's way into her womb. 9 months later she was having a shit looked down and saw you. BLAM BLAM BLAM.[/QUOTE] Which I think we can agree is a nasty mental image. ;)

[QUOTE=leelad]You told me that you were conceived when your dad was bumming his dad, your mum walked in as he was on the vinegar strokes, he turned round in shock and jizzed across the room on to her hand, she then had the sudden urge to scratch her cunt and some of the spaff found it's way into her womb. 9 months later she was having a shit looked down and saw you. BLAM BLAM BLAM.[/QUOTE] What the hell.

[QUOTE=User.]"like you." Would be a perfect ending to that sentence.[/QUOTE] A tee hee. [QUOTE=Pr3dator]Like you. Burrrrn.[/QUOTE]

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At least nobody can accuse me of being desperate.

[quote=CowInParachute]I'm a virgin at seventeen - Does this make me uncool?[/quote] :rolleyes: [b]Edit:[/b] You asked for that.

[QUOTE=Bluetooth]:rolleyes: [b]Edit:[/b] You asked for that.[/QUOTE] We need an IRONY BREAKER rating or something.

[QUOTE=CowInParachute]We need an IRONY BREAKER rating or something.[/QUOTE] We need a GET ON VENT rating or something.

[QUOTE=CowInParachute]We need an IRONY BREAKER rating or something.[/QUOTE] Bluetooth a virgin? Eh? EH??

[QUOTE=Pr3dator]Bluetooth a virgin? Eh? EH??[/QUOTE] No. NO!!

I wouldn't be surprised if 99% of the people in this thread were virgins

[QUOTE=Hezzy]I wouldn't be surprised if 99% of the people in this thread were virgins[/QUOTE] In after this post.

[QUOTE=Hezzy]I wouldn't be surprised if 99% of the people in this thread were virgins[/QUOTE] hellllo new avatar

[QUOTE=Hezzy]I wouldn't be surprised if 99% of the people in this thread were virgins[/QUOTE] Pr3d's hardly 99%

[QUOTE=Hezzy]I wouldn't be surprised if 99% of the people in this thread were virgins[/QUOTE] You're either calling yosef a virgin or telling bluetooth that what his dad does to him every night isn't sex. ANSWER!

fail @ hezzy