• Am I giving my pet rats a worthy life?
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I once had a white hamster which needed a wheelchair for like 5 minutes. What happened was I let it run around the living room and it started climbing into the rugs, it somehow lost grip and fell on its ass. It proceeded to try to walk away with just its front paws.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;23776871]Rats? Why the fuck would you bother? Get a dog and call yourself a man.[/QUOTE] Dogs are expensive and I'm 15 and my parents work full time so it would have to be home alone. That's why.
[QUOTE=Eric95;23604516]I have five rats, their names are Elroy, Jackie, Flea, Seeso and Curly. Elroy, Flea and Seeso are males, so they have a separate cage from the females. [/QUOTE] You're not, you're keeping the males from happyness you sick bastard
I miss my mice.
I want some mice now :c
[QUOTE=Communist Cake;23604546]I once had a pet rat. He died when he fell over on the ground and start spazzing out and twitching. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] I have a similar story, but with guinea pigs. You see, my older brother's friend had two guinea pigs, one was tan and white, and the other (the victim of the story) was dark gray. My brother and the friend were messing around and put them in these big toy car things, which the guinea pigs fit perfectly in. (it looked like they were actually driving their own little cars. :3:) Anyway, my brother had the tan and white one in a pizza delivery type car, and was gently wheeling it around, letting it enjoy the ride around our bedroom. The friend/ owner of the guinea pigs was not as careful. He put the gray one in a little bulldozer, nudging it into the cockpit. He then proceeded to race the bulldozer at about 50 miles per hour down the hallway, slamming into the walls on the way through. It was (basically) fine until he came to the end of the hall, where he crashed on the side of the doorway leading into the living area. The guinea pig flew out of the windshield of the bulldozer at about ten times faster than the speed of sound, landing all the way into the living room. It then crashed onto the hard floor, and started spazzing out (clearly breaking a few bones), and then coughed up a thin stream of blood. (At the time I thought his tongue was falling out. :v:) The friend rushed to it's side and cried, I didn't know what was going on, and my brother was taking a dump in the bathroom. It ended in him and his family leaving to go give it a little funeral. I was looking outside at them walking to their house, wondering why he had his guinea pig wrapped in a blanket, and why the blanket was soaked red. :saddowns: In the background, I heard the sound of a toilet flush, and my brother walk out, yelling "Where did everyone go?!"
The combination of your bro taking a shit and the guinea pig dying a shamefully comical death just makes this story funnier than sad.
I was all like :v: then I was like :crying: and then I was like :v: again.
Glad you guys liked my story! It was traumatizing, but also hilarious. I guess the OP can feel better about taking care of his pets now, because at least he didn't make them die in a toy car crash. :v:
My sis had some rats. She had one, it died suddenly one day for no apparent reason, and it was only like a year old, she only had it for a cuple months. And then she had two, one died suddenly like the first. Then the second died suddenly also a month later. My sis has some bad Juju in her house. :tinfoil:
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