[QUOTE=Bragdras;29682978]Makes me laugh how it sounds like he's running fucking 10 meters for a 5 cm long cracker, you can probably hold it in your hand and feel nothing, what is he a gigantic pussy or what[/QUOTE]
Haha, true.
Hey bro you should totally try setting one of them off in your asscheeks for the lulz, remember 2 record it k?
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;29685252]Haha, true.
Hey bro you should totally try setting one of them off in your asscheeks for the lulz, remember 2 record it k?[/QUOTE]
yeah, like the dude said "won't hurt". you ain't no pussy rite?
[QUOTE=Overv;29682642]Just imagine if these ants could scream.[/QUOTE]
It would make the video better.
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;29683012]That or he doesn't want to get sprayed with pissed off fire ants and dirt?[/QUOTE]
Ah nevermind, you're right.
OvB, you're right too about the cracker, I didn't picture it to be this size.
I be stoopid. Very much.
[QUOTE=Bragdras;29685478]Their "bite" isn't THAT terrible.
But I guess I didn't think of the oh so painful fire ants' bites and bodies flying around..[/QUOTE]
As I remember it, they bite like a wasp. Which stings like a bitch.
[QUOTE=labbet;29685594]As I remember it, they bite like a wasp. Which stings like a bitch.[/QUOTE]
Aye, you're right, I posted before thinking, wasn't thinking of this kind of ants, my bad.
No you're right bragdras they're only named fire ants because their stings tickle, kinda like how bullet ants are named that because their stings are only kinda annoying.
I also hold firecrackers and let them explode in my hand and nothing bad's happened so far!
would love to see like 4 or 5 of those firecrackers at once
When my friends dad was a little kid, like 12 or something some kid wanted to beat him up so my friends dad shoved the kids face into an ant's nest and held it there.
[QUOTE=killover;29685739]When my friends dad was a little kid, like 12 or something some kid wanted to beat him up so my friends dad shoved the kids face into an ant's nest and held it there.[/QUOTE]
holy fuck dude
he smashed the leaf cutter ant's mushroom house
now they won't have anywhere to eat their mushroom soup and mushroom muffins :saddowns:
Ive got so many ant stories throughout my life.
When we were little, my brother tripped and fell on a bullant nest and they clinged on him like a bitch, He had to have a bath and by the time it was done the bathwater was just pitch black.
Also i used to make submarines with plastic bottles for the ants and then poke holes and be like "oh noes we have a breach" then i poke more holes and watch they build a tower to touch the top, funny when the bottom one drowns and then they all collapse.
Don't get my started on Crabs either, I used to build sand arenas and collect little and big crabs and place them 1v1 against each other.
Named them like achilles since he was beast and got his joint ripped off and Spartacus since he refused to fight so my friend goes and impales him on a stick ;'( poor Spartacus.
Oh also soo many stories gets me excited.
[QUOTE=RaptorBlackz;29686181]Ive got so many ant stories throughout my life.
When we were little, my brother tripped and fell on a bullant nest and they clinged on him like a bitch, He had to have a bath and by the time it was done the bathwater was just pitch black.
Also i used to make submarines with plastic bottles for the ants and then poke holes and be like "oh noes we have a breach" then i poke more holes and watch they build a tower to touch the top, funny when the bottom one drowns and then they all collapse.
Don't get my started on Crabs either, I used to build sand arenas and collect little and big crabs and place them 1v1 against each other.
Named them like achilles since he was beast and got his joint ripped off and Spartacus since he refused to fight so my friend goes and impales him on a stick ;'( poor Spartacus.
Oh also soo many stories gets me excited.[/QUOTE]
lol
I'd like to see what he'll do to carpet ants, those things are asses.
[QUOTE=Ultimate7MK;29687613]I'd like to see what he'll do to carpet ants, those things are asses.[/QUOTE]
.....carpet ants....?
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;29688634].....carpet ants....?
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
That's their name, but they don't live in the carpets, they eat wood but redwood is poison to them.
[QUOTE=Ultimate7MK;29688670]That's their name, but they don't live in the carpets, they eat wood but redwood is poison to them.[/QUOTE]
Oh thank god!
[QUOTE=Doom14;29682974]-They're not like wasps that kill spiders and shit that try to get into your house. .[/QUOTE]
Woah woah shit what? Wasps are not bros. Wasps are winged mini-Hitlers that will fucking murder you for fun. Spiders, on the other hand, are the bro-iest bug in the entire kingdom of Arthropoda.
How ironic! I just stumbled across a fire-ant hill in my backyard right after I watched the videos. One bit me in the foot (that's how I found them) and I declared my own thermonuclear war on them. Guess who won.
[QUOTE=Sled Dog;29690436]How ironic! I just stumbled across a fire-ant hill in my backyard right after I watched the videos. One bit me in the foot (that's how I found them) and I declared my own thermonuclear war on them. Guess who won.[/QUOTE]
What weapons did you used?
[QUOTE=Lemonator;29667116]watching this made me feel like ants are all over my dick[/QUOTE]
OH GOD
[QUOTE=Sled Dog;29690436]How ironic! I just stumbled across a fire-ant hill in my backyard right after I watched the videos. One bit me in the foot (that's how I found them) and I declared my own thermonuclear war on them. Guess who won.[/QUOTE]
The ants.
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;29690565]What weapons did you used?[/QUOTE]
I used the frying pan! Filled with a full gallon of steaming hot steaming hot water.
And to send off my victory, I pissed down the hole afterwards.
The ants remind me of Dwarves from Dwarf fortress.
Except the ants had less casualties.
I hate all ants. Fuck you ants, fuck you.
watching this video makes me wish i had fire ants to fuck up
all i get are those little black ants that make nests in your cereal
holy shit wow at the boiling
I'm gonna have to use that one tomorrow
I've got a very large (I think, since there are entrances everywhere between the stones), black ants colony (very small ones which can't bite). It's fun burning them with a magnifying glass, but giving them honey is also very fun, since they love it so much to stop digging tunnles and start eating it right away :3:
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Or burn the honey and ants while they're eating it, makes it easier because they won't be running all over the place.
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To be more specific, they're Lasius Niger ants.
[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;29668518]Part 2:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSmxtMqpvHk[/media]
All those dead ants from the boiling...[/QUOTE]
"Those are piles of dead-ants being brought up by the survivors."
:frown:
Better than having them rot inside the ant hill.
[QUOTE=Motherfucker;29666325]Yes let's have some sympathy for the psycopathic highly dangerous hiveminded insects.
Moron.[/QUOTE]
The psychopath here is anyone who gets enjoyment and fun out of this.
Maybe they are invasive but that doesn't warrant fun in killing.
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[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;29689208]Woah woah shit what? Wasps are not bros. Wasps are winged mini-Hitlers that will fucking murder you for fun. Spiders, on the other hand, are the bro-iest bug in the entire kingdom of Arthropoda.[/QUOTE]
Wasps eat and kill many many harmful other insects in the garden. A garden with wasps is a healthy garden.
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Wow. This thread is full of creepy people.
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Once again: killing them because they fuck shit up: ok.
Having fun doing so: no
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