[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20121471]I turned this in for my news writing class. I lost four point on it for not following AP style.[/QUOTE]
AP style's a bitch.
Epic post by the way.
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20121616]I wrote this before I took the class.
I'[B]m just naturally better than everyone at everything I do s[/B]o I'm pretty hardcore at writing.[/QUOTE]
except grow hair. :v:
[QUOTE=CourageDog;20121234]it must run in his families jeans[/QUOTE]
okay people THIS is how you make a good news pun
you work at meijer too???? high-five bro
i've got SO MANY STORIES LIKE THIS just by working in electronics (PHOTO/MEDIA for us right). everyone in retail does. what a great job.
Captain Bald is the real life Doug.
The title was a little misleading but then the thread got awesome.
You really remind me of Maynard from Tool in that picture.
It's disconcerting.
Click on it and you can hear what i sound like whore
Although I hate you, you made great use of the sentence pattern, Anaphora.
Capin bald is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! :d
[QUOTE=CHRISTIAN_GAMER;20124307]Old people, God bless their souls, are the worst. They literally just do not care. After working retail for a number of years I have an untold amount of horror stories.
They defecate and urinate in the isles and just walk away. They'll open and eat yogurt containers and then place them back on the display.
I've had people eat those 12 piece chicken wings and leave a trail of bones through the isles. They're rude, smelly, and wrinkly. God, I pray that I die before I get old.[/QUOTE]
Could be arranged.
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[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;20122525]Greatest thread I've read on facepunch in a long time.
thank you cpt. Bald :love:
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This also :smile:
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;20138488]Although I hate you, you made great use of the sentence pattern, Anaphora.[/QUOTE]
Aww, so unwarranted. :love:
Weren't you mod for a while? Anyway it's good to see you back.
(Non sarcastic) A+ Thread :)
Why did you write this out like a fucking book?
Because of my giant balls.
[img]http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/huge-balls.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20138177]Click on it and you can hear what i sound like whore[/QUOTE]
No need to get rude, I do what I have to to get money. :[
Sorry about the "Whore," low blood sugar.
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