Last night I tried to pay a hooker for a hug. - General

I'll hug you. 25$ for one second. 10$ for each second after that.

[QUOTE=kirederf7;27992171]I posted this on 4chan and facepunch.. I just want a hug...[/QUOTE] Seem you just want attention online.

[QUOTE=kirederf7;27992171]I posted this on 4chan and facepunch.. I just want a hug...[/QUOTE] Liar.

[QUOTE=kirederf7;27992171]I posted this on 4chan and facepunch.. I just want a hug...[/QUOTE] ill give you botd

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;27992225]Seem you just want attention online.[/QUOTE] No shit. Why else would he make a thread?

[QUOTE=Perfumly;27992289]ill give you botd[/QUOTE] that'll be tough to beat [img_thumb]http://upload.d2k5.com/files/852_6hazv/harrypotterfanficban.png[/img_thumb]

I found that really cute actually. I'll give you a hug OP. Anytime.

[QUOTE=Perfumly;27992289]ill give you botd[/QUOTE] Ban Of The Day?

[QUOTE=Dlaor-guy;27992367]Ban Of The Day?[/QUOTE] or benefit of the doubt

Battletanks on the driveway

OP busted!

[QUOTE=kirederf7;27992171]I posted this on 4chan and facepunch.. I just want a hug...[/QUOTE] You have way too few posts to think of an awesome story like that

I've heard of people trying to do shit like this. Apparently it just pisses them off because they're out there to make as much money as possible. Paying $10 or whatever for a hug doesn't compare to $200 for a fuck.

brb going to do sting operations on guys and make them be on TV hot new web series that or become a prostitute offering: hugs - 10$ kisses - 20$ packing your lunch for you - 15$ compliments - 5$

Huggy huggy 5 dorra. [editline]11th February 2011[/editline] Me love you long time.

Holden Caulfield?

Oh god what is this?

[QUOTE=Treybuchet;27992763]brb going to do sting operations on guys and make them be on TV hot new web series that or become a prostitute offering: hugs - 10$ kisses - 20$ packing your lunch for you - 15$ compliments - 5$[/QUOTE] Isn't that just being a wife?

Too good to be true, still pretty funny

[QUOTE=moesislack;27991051]FREE HUGS! Only costs one plane ticket.[/QUOTE] Muahaha, they'll never get home now!

Also if you want hugs, just get a piece of cardboard and write FREE HUGS! on it and just walk around with it

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;27992516]You have way too few posts to think of an awesome story like that[/QUOTE] sry but what

Fuck, I just wasted $20.

Butters kissing company isn't real!!!

I'm digging the discription under my name! I do love facepunch! [editline]11th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;27992516]You have way too few posts to think of an awesome story like that[/QUOTE] You're a plank, I'm a unicock, your argument is invalid.

[url]http://www.google.ca/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1440&bih=717&q=Last+night+I+tried+to+pay+a+hooker+for+a+hug.+I+drove+down+to+the+adult+motel+where+there+are+always+girls+standing+out+front.+Before+I+could+even+park+one+was+waiting+at+my+door+and+she+asked+me+if+I+needed+a+date.+I+told+her+yes+and+she+said+she+had+her+&btnG=Google+Search[/url] idiots

[QUOTE=sami-elite;27991299]No it's illegal unless you're registered i think.[/QUOTE] In countries where prostitution is legal, selling your own body is legal, selling other people's is not, that's why pimpin' is illegal

[QUOTE=Espio;27993091]Isn't that just being a wife?[/QUOTE] No way, then those prices would be much higher. v:v:v

[QUOTE=kirederf7;27990907]because I'm a cop you idiot[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/2dmierk.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Ryenoru;27992556]I've heard of people trying to do shit like this. Apparently it just pisses them off because they're out there to make as much money as possible. Paying $10 or whatever for a hug doesn't compare to $200 for a fuck.[/QUOTE] Well it doesn't take as much time, does it?