[QUOTE=Nova25;27993587][url]http://www.google.ca/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1440&bih=717&q=Last+night+I+tried+to+pay+a+hooker+for+a+hug.+I+drove+down+to+the+adult+motel+where+there+are+always+girls+standing+out+front.+Before+I+could+even+park+one+was+waiting+at+my+door+and+she+asked+me+if+I+needed+a+date.+I+told+her+yes+and+she+said+she+had+her+&btnG=Google+Search[/url]
idiots[/QUOTE]
he posted it on both /b/ and facepunch
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;27992516]You have way too few posts to think of an awesome story like that[/QUOTE]
also
posts =/= intelligence/coolness
i'd also like to note the part where you have less than the op
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[QUOTE=kirederf7;27995879]Okay guys... Undoubtedly this story is pure fiction. My cousin and I created this story for the sole purpose of entertaining the internets. We hope you striplings enjoyed it!
Go forth and fornicate!
Also:
Sorry for being the party pooper.[/QUOTE]
well fuck now i look like an idiot for defending you
Reminds me of that Beavis and Butthead episode :v:
I'd have given you hugs for free, and perhaps the other services as well.
I'm speechless... wow...
What are the odds of that?
Even if it's not a true story, it's funny.
Where is this spot? I'd like to go down there to ask for a hug just for some extra funnies.
"My friend was here earlier he recommended it."
"Oh, did he?"
"So how much for a hug?."
"Get the fuck out."
I can only imagine.
Okay guys... Undoubtedly this story is pure fiction. My cousin and I created this story for the sole purpose of entertaining the internets. We hope you striplings enjoyed it!
Go forth and fornicate!
Also:
Sorry for being the party pooper.
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;27995932]well you fucking ruined it. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Sorry... hug?
Just FYI guys, it's not illegal to ask a hooker to take naked pictures of her, nor to hug.
Just a friendly tip.
If you're paying you might as well get laid.
[QUOTE=kirederf7;27996030]Sorry... hug?[/QUOTE]
Im a cop.
[QUOTE=kirederf7;27996030]Sorry... hug?[/QUOTE]
No you ruined it.
[editline]11 February 2011[/editline]
Broke mah automerge.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;27992225]Seem you just want attention online.[/QUOTE]
I'm certain this is true, but if this happened to me (and I browsed /b/) I would probably write it out and copy/paste it in both places.
Well played
We don't take kindly to fakes on the inter-
Wait....
My first thought when I read the title was 'Oh great, an at least somewhat original troll thread'.
My second thought, right after I read the OP as 'Oh god, this guy's for real, isn't he?'
So Facepunch,
What is the value of one hug?
Thats not very funny,
you did it without a dare, without any friends knowing or anything
it's just a story on facepunch.
[QUOTE=Rad McCool;27991230]He would still get charged. Haven't you ever seen Cops?[/QUOTE]
i used to watch that show for the irony factor
"ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY"
you just hit him in the face with an extendable nightstick but yeah okay
Bro, when she said she was a cop, she was just lying to protect you from how disgusting she thought you were.
[QUOTE=sami-elite;27991299]No it's illegal unless you're registered i think.[/QUOTE]
lol prostitutes cant register to legally be prostitutes dummy
[QUOTE=GWMCOCD;27996959]So Facepunch,
What is the value of one hug?[/QUOTE]
For the average Facepuncher? £15,000 plus tax.
[editline]12th February 2011[/editline]
It's worth the confidence in saying, "I was within 3 inches of a GIRL!"
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;27992225]Seem you just want attention online.[/QUOTE]
Grow a sense of humor you sad boring person
You did it all wrong!
You're supposed to say "Bitch give me my hug or you ain't getting paid."
[QUOTE=Kaliber;27994966]
i'd also like to note the part where you have less than the op[/QUOTE]
I don't recall coming up with any awesome stories either :smug:
Arresting a man/women for seeking a prostitute is like suing a user an exorbitant amount of money for downloading one song off of limewire.
It's retarded and just wastes tax payer money for cops to goof off and roleplay instead of busting any real "crime". Worry about the pimps and the hoes instead of poor Mr. Joe that just wants a blow.
[QUOTE=boxxy brown;27998036]lol prostitutes cant register to legally be prostitutes dummy[/QUOTE]
Not in the United States, they can't. Last I checked, it was only select parts of Nevada and Rhode Island where there were "red light districts" where prostitution was legal, and I never heard anything about having to register there before.
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