Last night I tried to pay a hooker for a hug. - General

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJGWErN0VrA[/media] Are you Jeff Goldblum?

[QUOTE=sami-elite;27991299]No it's illegal unless you're registered i think.[/QUOTE] "Yes, I'd like to register to be a whore"

Nice title :mmmhmm:

[QUOTE=DisasterWolf;27991176]Wait, is prostitution illegal? Damn, there goes my life plan...[/QUOTE] Nope, the cops were disguised as something legal.

Only 50 for a blowjob? :pervert:

I've always wanted to see how a hooker would play a board game and what would happen if you sink her battleship [editline]12th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Miskatonic;27993199]Fuck, I just wasted $20.[/QUOTE] Good job at making an unfunny title

[QUOTE=GWMCOCD;27996959]So Facepunch, What is the value of one hug?[/QUOTE] A weed penny

[QUOTE=Treybuchet;27991208]wait a second that would have been entrapment on their part, you understand that? you walked to a motel and then she went up to you and talked to you you didn't solicit anything, you had it offered to you[/QUOTE] I thought that was legal in the US... or is that only when the person goes up the prostitute themself and not the other way around? I could be wrong about it being legal in the US though, as I'm not from there. I know that in Sweden it's at least against the law to bait people into committing crimes.

[QUOTE=Simski;28005157]I thought that was legal in the US... or is that only when the person goes up the prostitute themself and not the other way around? I could be wrong about it being legal in the US though, as I'm not from there. I know that in Sweden it's at least against the law to bait people into committing crimes.[/QUOTE] You can't bait them into committing crimes, but being dressed as a hooker and arresting some one if they ask for paid sex is perfectly legal for the cop to do. However, offering paid sex if you're trying this as the cop counts as entrapment and the dude can't be punished.

I would talk to her right. Give her a hug and say everything will be okay. Why was she prostitute? Everything starts at home, she has had a sad life. Or is she just a disgusting pervert whore

OP is [highlight][b][u][i]FOREVER ALONE[/highlight][/b][/u][/i]

Why were there cops ?

[QUOTE=turkeysandvich;28005763]Why were there cops ?[/QUOTE] Because hookers are easy murder victims, rape victims, or the cops are just there for some sexy time

400th funny. Also, couldnt you just of asked for a hug?

[QUOTE=Jockedevian;28005507]Or is she just a disgusting pervert whore[/QUOTE] :smith:

[QUOTE=kayOkay;28006374]:smith:[/QUOTE] There's allways different people, there's no way around it

I'm amazed the OP managed to get 420+ funnies in less than a day, yet the thread is only 3 pages long.

I will give you a hug for £10, 50% discount on weekends.

The fact that you guys actually thought this real makes me think the majority of facepunchers have no excitement in their life.

[QUOTE=peterson;28009383]The fact that you guys actually thought this real makes me think the majority of facepunchers have no excitement in their life.[/QUOTE] I don't

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;28011308]I don't[/QUOTE]

I don't think you know how hookers work.

My mom was watching Police Women of Cincinnati last night. They were pretending to be hookers and this thread reminded me of that. One of the guys said he would give them a baloney sammich for sex.

[QUOTE=turkeysandvich;28005763]Why were there cops ?[/QUOTE] Because it was some sting to catch criminals who want to get laid.

I've always wanted to hire a hooker to do nonsexual things.

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;28011308]I don't[/QUOTE]

This is related. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMzYJzP3xww[/media]

[QUOTE=Espio;27993091]Isn't that just being a wife?[/QUOTE] But, they do it for free. You just have to withstand the annoying noises they make while they do these things.

[QUOTE=OutOfPop;28014476]But, they do it for free. You just have to withstand the annoying noises they make while they do these things.[/QUOTE] free?