[QUOTE=OutOfPop;28014476]But, they do it for free. You just have to withstand the annoying noises they make while they do these things.[/QUOTE]
It may seem free but if you rack of the cost of dating, marriage, living costs etc, it sure as hell aint free.
I never understood why cops do this. Shouldn't they be out busting meth labs or something?
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;28012994]My mom was watching Police Women of Cincinnati last night. They were pretending to be hookers and this thread reminded me of that.
One of the guys said he would give them a baloney sammich for sex.[/QUOTE]
It's bologna.
Hooker don't want hugs, hooker wants sex. If you had read the enclosed instruction book before you went there...
Lucky i suppose
[QUOTE=manrayer88;28015554]I never understood why cops do this. Shouldn't they be out busting meth labs or something?[/QUOTE]
A meth lab shouldn't even be a priority. Resources should be put elsewhere.
I was just thinking what if it was a cop and then it was.
also It might not be as good as a real hug but here have an internet hug *hug*
[editline]13th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Notshane;28032133]Hooker don't want hugs, hooker wants sex. If you had read the enclosed instruction book before you went there...[/QUOTE]
I thought they wanted money.
[QUOTE=kirederf7;27992171]I posted this on 4chan and facepunch..
I just want a hug...[/QUOTE]
I'll give you a hug, man.
[sp]I'm a cop too.[/sp]
Cops dressed as hookers ftw
I'm assuming she didn't have meth teeth
that's fucking scary ass shit, and those cops are fucking assholes
you should have at least gotten your hug after all that :smith:
OP sounds fairly desperate
[QUOTE=Greenen72;27996084]Just FYI guys, it's not illegal to ask a hooker to take naked pictures of her, nor to hug.
Just a friendly tip.[/QUOTE]So I can pay her $200 for the pictures, and have sex for free? That way it was just a friendly gesture and not me paying for 30 second fun time.
Oh jesus fucking christ, I laughed so hard.
that was quite a boring story.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;27992111][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/316ad69dc4825db4ca96680341ddc97c.png[/img_thumb]
Okay OP.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't make it any less funny
Even if it wasn't copypasta, it'd still be ridiculously sad on OP's part, and I mean sad sad, not crying sad.
Money for hugs?
Funny story, but ultimately bullshit for a few reasons:
1. That's entrapment so it would a conviction would not fly
2. Why the fuck would she tell you shes a cop just so you can go and tell everyone that theres a cop trying to get people for solicitation.
3. "I'm a cop you idiot!"
[img]http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/miscreview/kindergartencop1.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Perfumly;27992111][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/316ad69dc4825db4ca96680341ddc97c.png[/img_thumb]
Okay OP.[/QUOTE]
hahaha Next time OP should steal a funny story from a less visited site.... :effort:
Criminal Scum
this isn't how sting operations are supposed to work officers
he's supposed to ask you, otherwise you can't prove he had intent to do it, and therefore you are fucked because of entrapment
[QUOTE=deathdealer2009;28617831]hahaha Next time OP should steal a funny story from a less visited site.... :effort:[/QUOTE]
You're an idiot, I also posted it on /b/
Really dude, asking a prostitute for a hug is like going to a McDonalds and ordering a salad.
[QUOTE=Adeptus;28823906]Really dude, asking a prostitute for a hug is like going to a McDonalds and ordering a salad.[/QUOTE]
No, it would be like going to McDonalds and ordering a couple of fries
[QUOTE=kirederf7;28817088]You're an idiot, I also posted it on /b/[/QUOTE]
Stop trying to resurrect a dead thread...
[QUOTE=thispieiscold;28833611]No, it would be like going to McDonalds and ordering a couple of fries[/QUOTE]
You just don't get it. Ordering a salad in McDonalds is stupid because McDonalds is one of the biggest ( if not THE) burger producers in the world. If you want a salad, go to the supermarke and buy yourself some tomatoes and lettuce; It is almost stupid to go to a McDonalds to do that. You go there, and ask for a big, Big BIG burguer.
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;27994474][img_thumb]http://i53.tinypic.com/2dmierk.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Perfect OP
Perfect post here.
I am satisfied. :smile:
Was this necrobump really necessary
And then you got herpes
have to admit i had a pretty good lol reading this
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