Last night I tried to pay a hooker for a hug. - General

You could try to sneak in a dry hump amidst the hug.

Maybe the cops just though this was your super-advanced way of screening hookers to make sure they aren't police? Nah just kidding they thought you were sad But anyway OP, it's $10 for a hug $49 for a BJ or $199 for an hour

You have to be kidding me... Go hug some stranger

[QUOTE=Zeero;28040149]A meth lab shouldn't even be a priority. Resources should be put elsewhere.[/QUOTE] man meth labs like blow up and shit plus meth is hell of addictive

توپ من در آتش هستند

[QUOTE=thispieiscold;28833611]No, it would be like going to McDonalds and ordering a couple of fries[/QUOTE] People are that stupid actually. I overheard one girl talking about how a woman asked her for buns at the drive through.

[QUOTE=kirederf7;28844848]توپ من در آتش هستند[/QUOTE] "My balls are on fire"

[QUOTE=kirederf7;27990907] she said because I'm a cop you idiot. [/QUOTE] [img]http://www.dedleg.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/arnold_schwarzenegger_screaming_kindergarten_cop.jpg[/img] [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] I got ninja'd.

I wonder how much it costs for a handshake...

Who bumped this stupid old lying thread?

[QUOTE=Adeptus;28843120]You just don't get it. Ordering a salad in McDonalds is stupid because McDonalds is one of the biggest ( if not THE) burger producers in the world. If you want a salad, go to the supermarke and buy yourself some tomatoes and lettuce; It is almost stupid to go to a McDonalds to do that. You go there, and ask for a big, Big BIG burguer.[/QUOTE] what are you talking about

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMzYJzP3xww[/media]

Seems like an SNL skit or something

They can't arrest you unless you actually buy sex. It's illegal here to buy sex but if you haven't paid for it...it's not illegal. That's why they waited.

Bah I was far more hardcore and took one out for dinner :smug:

funny [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Bumping without content" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

Oh hey I remember this thread.

[QUOTE=Brakke;33139573]funny[/QUOTE] check post dates before replying

Blast from my ass

Hey I know this thread...

[QUOTE=Olliestoes;33139806]Blast from my ass[/QUOTE] funny

What the fuck?

Catcher in the Rye

[QUOTE=Brakke;33139573]funny[/QUOTE] You most certainly did not do that on purpose.

[QUOTE=znk666;33153613]You most certainly did not do that on purpose.[/QUOTE] HA.... that's funny

what the actual fuck i would laugh but that was so sad it hurts

Oh god, its one of those threads every generation of Facepunch should see :v:

I say we restart this thread every once in a while like that disturbing picturebook thread

[QUOTE=barttool;33157658]I say we restart this thread every once in a while like that disturbing picturebook thread[/QUOTE] Please don't, I want to forget...

Haha I remember this.