I couldn't take it serious, all I could imagine was Ralph from the Simpson doing it, which just made it hilarious.
[editline]10th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;25972620]Ralph pls go.[/QUOTE]
Oh and this ralph.
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It can never be unseen :byodood:
Oh boy oh boy i love erotic stories i even wrote one myself
here goes
Chapter 1
It was a cool day of October. Roll_program had heard some tales about the enchanted forest around 2 blocks away from his house. He always thought dragons were fictional creatures until that strange moment a month ago when his uncle came to him, lacking an arm and a leg, claiming he was attacked by a dragon. His uncle was always known for being the crazy guy in the family but when he took out a big black scale that he had apparently ripped off a dragon, Roll_program quickly began to believe in his uncle’s story. He planned his journey for a whole month before coming up with the perfect plan: He would go in the forest, remove all of his clothes and cover himself with ground beef as bait and wait for the dragon. He waited for 2 hours and was ready to clean up in the river nearby when he heard a large thud. He looked around and was shocked by the sight of the giant beast that was in front of him. How could he hide so well in such a crowded area? How come nobody has ever heard of him? Are there more like him? These questions vanished quickly from his thoughts, though, as the dragon was aware of Roll_program’s presence. By now, Roll_program had a raging boner and had to put his plan into action quickly. He quickly jumped forward and dashed to grab the dragon’s enormous penis. That way he could hopefully arouse the beast and show him that eating him is useless.
The plan worked perfectly and the giant’s shaft became rock hard quickly. It has about 10 meters long and 1 meter wide so Roll_program had to climb on it in order to be able to manoeuvre. At last, his dream was coming true: he was finally riding a giant dragon cock. He quickly began moving back and forth like he was doing some sort of small scale hand job but couldn’t resist any longer: he had to taste it. Lying down on the massive phallus, he started licking it like it was some sort of gigantic Popsicle, only it wasn’t a popsicle, it was the massive rock hard penis of a giant beast. Roll_program then looked up to see if the dragon liked it and it fact, he very much did. The giant’s eyes were closed and he was purring like a cat in a yarn factory. After 10 minutes of stroking and licking, Roll_program was feeling a tension so he quickly got off the shaft and went in front to feel the massive load being blown in his face. It was like having a fire hose pointing directly at your face but not only did it taste better, but it also smelled like heaven for Roll_program. The dragon, pleased by the discovery of a new mate of some kind, grabbed him and took him back to his lair up high in the mountains. Roll_program was a bit scared as this was not part of his plan, but he had such a raging boner that he couldn’t even think.
CHAPTER 2
Now that his penis was flaccid again, Roll_program came back to his senses. He struggled to free himself from the dragon’s grasp but quickly realized that it was a bad idea as he was at least 300 feet in the air. 10 minutes later, he was finally back on the ground, only it was freezing outside because he was on top of a mountain. He followed the beast inside the cave and saw that there was some leather hanging from the wall. He thought of using it as clothing but changed his mind when he saw a fire in the opposite corner. How the dragon made that fire was a mystery but Roll_program didn’t care that much as it was the only source of heat in a radius of a thousand yards. He tried to think of a plan to escape without dying of cold or getting eaten alive by the dragon. His plan was almost ready when he turned around and saw that the giant was in another room cleaning himself, licking all the extra cum. That sight was so erotic that Roll_program’s cock quickly became erect and he couldn’t think straight anymore. He walked slowly towards the beast, trying not to startle him, but that quickly turned out to be useless as a loud THUD could be hear at the entrance of the cave.
Having nowhere to hide, Roll_program quickly made a run for it and climbed up the dragon’s butthole. It was warm and comfy and really arousing and it caught the beast by surprise. The deep sound he heard was apparently the one of another dragon entering the cave. “Oh, Jack, You’re home” said the newly arrived dragon with a deep voice. “Yes honey, I was getting tired so I came early to get some sleep”. Roll_program was speechless: the dragons could talk. He quickly poked his head out of the dragon’s anus to see what the other dragon looked like and was surprised to see that the other dragon was in fact male. He couldn’t believe it, not only was he inside a dragon’s butthole, but he was also in a gay dragon’s butthole. He didn’t know how he could escape but he knew he was in troubled when he caused Jack to purr loudly by playing too much with his butthole. The sound was quickly perceived by the other dragon who turned around and said “I see you are aroused… Wanna have some fun?” to which Jack replied: “Sure thing, Dragon ( The dragon was called Dragon), come and get some”. Roll_program peeked out of the butthole a last time before realizing Dragon’s massive dong was coming his way.
Chapter 3
Roll_program wasn’t the most athletic person on earth so he couldn’t just avoid it with ninja reflexes. He could only stand there and take it. He was getting pushed and squeezed between Dragon’s massive dong and the inner walls of Jack’s rectum. Although he had not much space to manoeuvre in, he began to like Dragon’s penis thrusting into his whole body because the tip of the shaft and the inner walls of Jack’s butthole were really smooth and were acting as cushions to slow down the movements. In fact it was so good that Roll_program penis was hard like volcanic rock. He quickly began to jerk off, not giving a single fuck about the lack of space to do so. Both dragons were enjoying the moment very much, but little did Dragon know that he was thrusting his cock into a naked human male who had found shelter inside his partner’s bum. Roll_program was so aroused that it took him about 10 seconds to reach climax, followed by about a litre of cum blowing all over Dragon’s shaft. The cold temperature of the sperm flowing on Dragon’s hot sweaty dong quickly raised some suspicion though.
He pulled out quickly to check out what was wrong and noticed some sperm on the tip of his penis. “What’s wrong, lovebun” said Jack. “Well, uh” answered Dragon, “It’s just that, well, there’s cum on the tip of my cock and I don’t remember ejaculating”. Dragon then proceeded and looked into Jack’s wide open butthole. He couldn’t believe what his own eyes saw: There was a sweaty naked human male up his mate’s ass. “What the fuck… Jack… Could you please tell me where there is a human in your bum?” asked Dragon. Jack replied: “Well, it’s complicated… You see I was looking around for some food and I saw this fella lying down naked covered in ground beef. I thought it was a sacrifice or something but when I landed he stood up and ran straight for my cock. And well, you know how I am… Whenever I have an erection I lose my common sense”. “Wow, really, I thought I was the only one who couldn’t think straight whenever I was hard” claimed Roll_program. Both dragons jumped and, at the same time, said “HOLY SHIT YOU HUMANS CAN TALK?”
Chapter 4
After 15 minutes of explaining, both sides finally came to the conclusion that the other being able to talk made sense. When being attacked by dragons, humans normally scream or speechless. Dragons don’t see the need in talking to their preys because normally they’re in attack mode. So after this discussion, Dragon decided he was hungry. Instead of scavenging for food at the risk of being spotted, he could just eat Roll_program who was right in front of him. “Welp, I’m hungry, might as well eat you” said Dragon. “Don’t do that” said Jack “He’s my special little friend”. Dragon obviously didn’t care that much about Roll_program so he tried to grab him only to be stopped by Jack. He then looked around to find a place where he could hide Roll_program but couldn’t find any. That is until the perfect idea came to his mind: His penis was hard like a diamond so he rapidly, but softly, inserted Roll_program into his urethra. Dragon was amazed but also aroused by the sight of his lover inserting a living being in his wiener. Sadly he was too hungry to think about sex but that’s when the perfect idea stuck him.
He then looked at Jack with a kinky face asking him if he was ready to make it a bit rough. Dragon knew Jack loved S&M which is why they had leather lying around so he tied Jack and inserted his lover’s penis into his butthole. It felt good but it was just an evil scheme because after a minute, Dragon got off of Jack’s shaft and started sucking it slowly. He knew that suck was the best way he could get Roll_program out of there but Dragon was so good at giving blowjobs that he totally forgot about the human lodged in his dong. After 5 minutes of soft sucking, Dragon’s mouth became sore. He then proceeded to give Jack a handjob. By now, Jack was purring loudly and enjoying every single second of what was happening. Finally, after 20 minutes of Dragon playing with his dick, Jack finally blew his load, containing Roll_program, in Dragon’s mouth. “Oh you sneaky bastard I should’ve known…” said Jack. Dragon swallowed him whole along with the gallons of cum produced by his partner.
Chapter 5
Roll_program was standing in the dark depths of Dragon’s belly. He could not see a thing, but he knew that if he stood there for too long, he would be dissolved in order to be digested. Thankfully, the massive amount of cum that his host swallowed rendered the liquid around him mostly harmless. The first plan he thought of was getting through Dragon’s bowels in order to reach daylight, commonly known as Dragon’s pooper. He was about to make is way there when he thought of a better plan: Making his way through all the intestines would take a while and he might not make it out of there alive. On the other hand, if we could make it into Dragon’s bladder, he could make his way out of there in almost no time by getting out of the urethra. 5 minutes later, the choice paid off as he was in Dragon’s bladder but sadly his plan backfired as the bladder was filled with piss. He would not be able to find the exit quickly enough without drowning in urine. The only way he could make it was if it drank all the urine. With no other choice, he quickly began to drink the piss surrounding him. After 15 minutes, 70 % of the pee was gone and Roll_program could stop. He got used to the sweet taste of the beast’s urine but his own bladder was starting to get full.
Roll_program was about to dive into the exit but suddenly he was caught in a whirlpool: Dragon was urinating. He traveled quickly and was able to make it out, only to realize that the stream of piss was heading into Jack’s mouth. Neither Dragon nor Jack noticed Roll_program in the middle of the stream of piss, so he traveled his way down Jack’s throat to be greeted by a stomach much similar to Dragon’s. This time he had to hurry because there wasn’t cum neutralizing the fluids around him. Roll_program dived into the hole leading to the asshole because he was not ready to drink any more pee. He crawled for 20 minutes through the intestines before he got stuck there. It is only a day later during a scat session between Dragon and Jack that Roll_program’s body was shat out. Dragon and Jack were surprised to see him fall out in one piece, especially from Jack’s bum. Jack felt bad and didn’t want his special friend to decompose so he took his body, washed it, and froze it at the top of the mountain to use him as a dildo. Meanwhile, in the village, Roll_program’s family was desperately searching for him. They found his clothes in the forest but had to declare him dead, eaten by a creature of some sort.
During the following week Roll_program’s death they were mourning.
While Jack, up there, with his body, is moaning.
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;25986097]Huge wall of text[/QUOTE]
I remember reading that when I was curious of what was in the Dragon Megathread, and I also remember almost puking.
lmao mission accomplished then
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;25986313]lmao mission accomplished then[/QUOTE]
I feel violated
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;25986373]I feel violated[/QUOTE]
dude what's so bad about it that would make you want to puke
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;25986382]dude what's so bad about it that would make you want to puke[/QUOTE]
Mental images
Very painful mental images
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;25986389]Mental images
Very painful mental images[/QUOTE]
you mean very SEXY mental images lmao
I,m reading it back and man I deserve a nobel prize
Gay as hell
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;25986423]you mean very SEXY mental images lmao[/QUOTE]
No, just no
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;25986097]Oh boy oh boy i love erotic stories i even wrote one myself
here goes
wall o text[/QUOTE] Jesus Christ, why did I force myself to read the whole thing?
Dude this story is just perfect
"he started licking it like it was some sort of gigantic Popsicle, only it wasn’t a popsicle, it was the massive rock hard penis of a giant beast"
And this is why we banned you...
Well actually it's your story, do what you want with it.
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