Today I was shot in the arm with a blow dart gun on purpose.
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i've only read the op but i can safely conclude that the dart missed its target
(your head)
Don't worry guys OP's stupid will inevitably get the better of him.
[QUOTE=nemmises5;30276492]you know all you people call me stupid, or a cunt, or the next Darwin award winner. I'ts sad. like I explained, it's a flesh wound it was intentional yes. but it's not like I was shooting my self in the middle of my arm where I knew it would cause permanent damage. it's on the edge for a reason. I told him to aim there.[/QUOTE]
Are you really not understanding why all these people are angry at you? Its not really because you got a minor flesh wound... Or because you and your friend are dumb enough to do this... Or that it was intentional.... Its because you made a thread about it and obviously expected attention/pity.
OP is a legendary daredevil of masculinity and fortitude, not even pain can stop him in his path. Keep doing what you're doing, OP, contribute to the world by [b]INFLICTING PAIN ON YOURSELF[/b] and [b]ATTACHING METAL TO YOUR SKIN.[/b]
[QUOTE=Y'all.;30279350]OP is a legendary daredevil of masculinity and fortitude, not even pain can stop him in his path. Keep doing what you're doing, OP, contribute to the world by [b]INFLICTING PAIN ON YOURSELF[/b] and [b]ATTACHING METAL TO YOUR SKIN.[/b][/QUOTE]
SEVERAL BIG STEPS IN HUMAN ADVANCEMENT
hey op
[url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3785889/useless%20shit%20i%20can%27t%20wait%20to%20delete/letspretend.mp3[/url]
Oh wow.
Idiot.
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;30279438]hey op
[url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3785889/useless%20shit%20i%20can%27t%20wait%20to%20delete/letspretend.mp3[/url][/QUOTE]
Masterpiece.
[QUOTE=WPlayer;30278400]didn't you know? Real friends shoot eachothers with blowpipes.
Also Op's story is fucking shit, the way it pierced the skin it's almost impossible for that to be from a blowpipe or from a friend.
He just stabbed himself in the arm with some needle for attention.
Next time stab it down the road and not across the street.[/QUOTE]
Or just in the heart. That would work too. And be a lot more hardcore.
Thread of the year.
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;30279523]Or just in the heart. That would work too. And be a lot more hardcore.[/QUOTE]
Or in the neck just because that's an awesome spot
[QUOTE=nemmises5;30276197]ok so today i was at a friends house and we where REALLY bored. so we pulled out his blow dart gun and started shooting things, now see Pain doesn't really mess with me I'm kinda just meh about it. so I suggest he shoot me in the arm with the blow dart....results below...
[img]http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/3074/24269222893076380062610.jpg[/img]
[img] http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/6788/24147122893031713400410.jpg[/img]
so yeah....
more pics later.
not sure if this a crap thread or not. I think it is fairly interesting. don't ban me please...
the dart was soaked in alcohol before I did this. I also plan on turning this into a little stud piercing for the hell of it. so the point is moot.[/quote]
I once stapled my finger on accident. Didn't hurt and I pulled it out easily. That was a strange experience. :geno:
[QUOTE=WPlayer;30279604]Or in the neck just because that's an awesome spot[/QUOTE]
*squirt*
*squirt*
You should apply an iodine solution/ hydrogen peroxide to reduce the risk of getting the wound infected.
You should see a doctor, seriously.
Why is everybody getting so worked up over this? Sheesh.
OP was like a spark of dumb that set off the entire fireworks factory of dumb and hate
I think the OP should admit that he jammed the needle there himself. Because it's more or less impossible to get a shot like that with a blow dart gun. Unless your "friend" is some sort of jungle tribe leader who have used a blow dart gun since he was 2.
[QUOTE=Sherow_Xx;30279906]Why is everybody getting so worked up over this? Sheesh.
OP was like a spark of dumb that set off the entire fireworks factory of dumb and hate[/QUOTE]
because he's not just dumb, he's trying to look hardcore and badass too. and it's obvious there was no friend to assist him, he did it himself
[editline]6th June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=booster;30279982]I think the OP should admit that he jammed the needle there himself. Because it's more or less impossible to get a shot like that with a blow dart gun. Unless your "friend" is some sort of jungle tribe leader who have used a blow dart gun since he was 2.[/QUOTE]
holy shit its like our minds are linked!!!
[QUOTE=Sherow_Xx;30279906]Why is everybody getting so worked up over this? Sheesh.
OP was like a spark of dumb that set off the entire fireworks factory of dumb and hate[/QUOTE]
because there is a goldmine of comedy not yet exploited here
[QUOTE=Zeke129;30280012]because there is a goldmine of comedy not yet exploited here[/QUOTE]
there is also a goldmine of dumb which has already been exploited
Owwww fuck. Oww.
And now almost everyone that read this forum will refer to you as the blow dart kid.. Or just that fucking stupid kid who shot himself with a blow dart and left a pellet in his hand.
-Great Job!
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;30280002]because he's not just dumb, he's trying to look hardcore and badass too. and it's obvious there was no friend to assist him, he did it himself[/QUOTE]
jesus christ, how horrifying.
Seriously, still doesn't explain why his dumb post set off the entire facepunch monster of anger.
Requesting that a mod retitle the thread to "Today I stabbed myself in the arm with a blow dart on purpose"
[editline]6th June 2011[/editline]
Optional-"Because I'm hardcore"
Well that was entertaining. The comments, not the OP. Dipshit.
Hey guys look at me I don't give a shit about anything does that make me cool?
Runaround naked and dance and shoot yourself in the process.:dance:
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OP should juggle chainsaws.
Or double-edge blades.
Oh youth of today, you so silly :rolleyes:
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