Today I was shot in the arm with a blow dart gun on purpose.
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[QUOTE=booster;30280578]OP should juggle chainsaws.
Or double-edge blades.[/QUOTE]
Or fire
I nominate OP for the "Dumbest Person on Facepunch" title award
Why is this thread getting attention, OP stopped posting already.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;30280626]Or fire[/QUOTE]
while inhaling poison
[QUOTE=thisispain;30276500]you're not bleeding so it doesn't even look like it touched the dermis[/QUOTE]
Actually it probably went through the dermis. Your skin is only about as thick as a paper towel. Underneath the skin is adipose tissue (fat) and then muscle.
Get shot in your neck.
[QUOTE=D3N1ZFTW;30280737]Why is this thread getting attention, OP stopped posting already.[/QUOTE]
I felt the need to exclaim how dumb I think he is.
[QUOTE=D3N1ZFTW;30280737]Why is this thread getting attention, OP stopped posting already.[/QUOTE]
he went to bed
you're fucking dumb
I think he should try the same with a real gun next time.
OP you're a liar, it's highly unlikely that the dart would penetrate a small chunk of skin like that, it looks like you just stabbed through the skin, you know like how a lot of people stick small needles through their first layer of skin (no blood or infection) except you decided to be a bit more badass
I'm sorry but that's pathetic
OP you are fucking stupid
Try using a real gun on your head next time.
Why so fat?
It's threads like this that make me feel good about myself
[QUOTE=nemmises5;30276398]this is not the first time he has shot me with something. about a year and a half ago he shot me in the hand with a BB gun.( i didn't see it coming) and I never pulled out the BB so I healed around it so it is about an Inch in to my hand. well the other day I was taking apart an old HDD to see it's inner workings and the magnent got stuck on my hand....[/QUOTE]
You'd better hope you remember this when you need an MRI in the future.
Not if. When.
I would wreck OP.
Then shoot him in the face with a dart gun.
[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;30280690]I nominate OP for the "Dumbest Person on Facepunch" title award[/QUOTE]
Fuck you, I already have that award :downs:
[editline]6th June 2011[/editline]
Wait..
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;30282564]Tell him to aim between the eyes next time.[/QUOTE]
I was going to say that right now.
[QUOTE=Dr.NoName;30282584]I was going to say that right now.[/QUOTE]
Why would that do anything? OP doesn't have a brain to fatally damage. :rimshot:
I hope it gets infected and your parents have to spend an arm and a leg for your hospital stay and subsequently disown you for being a dumbass failure of a son so that you'll be stupid, friendless, AND homeless to boot
i hope you find a girl with seven evil exes but you die from the first punch from the first ex because you suck so much
you people not only insult me but my friends. is there a point to insulting me? does it make you feel better about your life?
I never claimed to be hArDCor3 I wasen't trying to be funny. people do stupid shit oh well. but involving my friends in a post is a bit to much. you all went from being asshole to just being strait up dicks about it.
[QUOTE=nemmises5;30284720]you people not only insult me but my friends. is there a point to insulting me? does it make you feel better about your life?
I never claimed to be hArDCor3 I wasen't trying to be funny. people do stupid shit oh well. but involving my friends in a post is a bit to much. you all went from being asshole to just being strait up dicks about it.[/QUOTE]
happy one year anniversary on fp!!!
[QUOTE=nemmises5;30284720]you people not only insult me but my friends. is there a point to insulting me? does it make you feel better about your life?
I never claimed to be hArDCor3 I wasen't trying to be funny. people do stupid shit oh well. but involving my friends in a post is a bit to much. you all went from being asshole to just being strait up dicks about it.[/QUOTE]
just stop
I hear those neodymium magnets are great fun, you should get a few OP
Wash your fucking hair you greb.
[QUOTE=nemmises5;30284720]you people not only insult me but my friends. is there a point to insulting me? does it make you feel better about your life?
I never claimed to be hArDCor3 I wasen't trying to be funny. people do stupid shit oh well. but involving my friends in a post is a bit to much. you all went from being asshole to just being strait up dicks about it.[/QUOTE]
Stop being an idiot and we'll stop calling you an idiot
[QUOTE=nemmises5;30284720]you people not only insult me but my friends. is there a point to insulting me? does it make you feel better about your life?
I never claimed to be hArDCor3 I wasen't trying to be funny. people do stupid shit oh well. but involving my friends in a post is a bit to much. you all went from being asshole to just being strait up dicks about it.[/QUOTE]
well what can we say?
You and your friends are obviously not very wise.
[QUOTE=JurajIsNotPirat;30284896]well what can we say?
You and your friends are obviously not very wise.[/QUOTE]
wrong set of friends assholes.
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