Do a Hostile Takeover of the primitive computer system
offer the man at the desk a better computer from your time
Set your dual vanity lasers to "K.O." and knock him out with them.
Hack the computer, and play a practical joke by turning his background to pink.
and then deleting system 32
Proceed to return to your correct dimension.
>Thread: Come Back to Life
you decide that this person at the computer must die, and the best way to do it is with your [b]BEAR[/b] hands
[img]http://i.imgur.com/DTjQ8zo.png[/img]
you feel a sudden surge of triumph, you are now the boss you can do ANYTH-
well that's not good, you seem to be having a hard time feeling your legs, looking down you see that you don't have any.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/uQq3sT6.png[/img]
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and for the record, i take the weekends off of everything, that includes this so when you don't get an update for a few days its just because I'm taking the time to play ungodly amounts of guilds wars
Quickly copypaste some bionic legs onto yourself.
you quickly copypaste some bionic legs onto yourself, or you would, if you had any arms
[img]http://i.imgur.com/76705Iz.png[/img]
you are fairly sure 'tis just a flesh wound
Quick, go back in time! Prevent yourself from killing the computer guy!
Just don't make eye contact.
Lick his ass.
Quick eat the damn crystals!
Headbutt the "Keypad" on the Table
you quickly go back in time to prevent yourself from killing the computer guy! careful to avoid eye contact, with who you are not quite sure, but you avoid it anyway
[img]http://i.imgur.com/BG8wQ7c.png[/img]
Do the opposite of what you did last time.
e.g. Don't kill the shit out of God.
you decide to do the opposite of what you did last time, not kill the shit out of the computer guy
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2rFpyn0.png[/img]
Quick, break eye contact by punching his out!
Stare lustfully into his amber eyes
Quickly! go back to the main plot and stop fooling around with potentially hazardous time-space loopholes!
Toss him to the ground and draw some of those red crystal thingies that i forget the name of.
Knock him out to stop the eye contact.
you attempt to stare lustfully into his amber eyes, and fail miserably
[img]http://i.imgur.com/hiDj13z.png[/img]
having grown tired messing around with potentially dangerous time-space loophole thingys, you decide to return to the main "plot"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/D1fYpZJ.png[/img]
you are still floating in the middle of an unknown ocean, somewhere in the universe, and your ship is still out of Brownian Motion producer, whatever that is.
Grab an object, any object, and harvest its Brownian Motion.
Harvest the whales Brownian Motion.
Look around with conviction of seeing any boat or something else around what will help to get out from the ocean
Activate the infinite Improbability drive in your ship
Drink too much of the water.
See if you can reprogram your gun to seperate the sodium from the salt in the water, then let it explodonate, hopefully having enough force to launch you into/beyond orbit. Also, be sure to get in the ship before the chlorine gas kills you.
Fish for lobsters.
Start dreaming about cheese, then realize you have no supplies.
Crawl inside whale carcass for warmth
Piss in the Bottle and drink your own piss! You must be thirsty after all!
or
Attempt to create Brownian motion by Shitting, Grabbing your crap, and spinning it really quick, since that's, Brown(poop) and it's motion!
OR!
Attempt to have a Flashfoward into the future, maybe if you're lucky, you can flashfoward to your most hottest wife engaging in sweet, hard, hot reproductive actions
OR!
Take the Blasters, fire at the sky, and hope you crash some other dude's ship. Attempt to repair THAT ship if it's not totally annihalated, take that teacup, and go onto the next ship
[editline]23rd March 2013[/editline]
Better Idea:
Jump off the ship, use the whale's remains to make a boat, and sail with it's bones as paddles to an island.
When you get to the island, look for anything useful, perhaps you could build a rocket out of fire and wood and gunpowder, which I swear will TOTALLY NOT KILL YOU...well, it probably will
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