[Interactive] Spacer - General

Harvest whale fat, throw it in a tub of water and put that into the ships reactor. It should create enough brownian motion to at least get you somewhere where you can get a proper fuel source

you proceed to harvest the brownian motion of the neatest object, in this case the whale, and in doing so you drink far too much sea water. [img]http://i.imgur.com/5hXBFs1.png[/img] you now have a glob of what you assume to be brownian motion.

Cram it in the drive.

[QUOTE=Tomtyke;40040654]drink far too much sea water.[/QUOTE] commence hallucinations

Eject excess salt through thumb.

[QUOTE=Ott;40041143]Eject excess salt through thumb.[/QUOTE] into anus

Press the other button.

[QUOTE=dubdub2011;40069200]Press the other button.[/QUOTE] the OTHER button

Press the big blue button instead.

Forget that you have diabetes and spontaneously combust.

Befriend the dead whale.

Make a house of of the dead whale.

This thread is dead :c

[IMG]http://imgur.com/H1Bdpg2[/IMG] You have been resurrected by the computer. GLaDOS tells you to press the button.

[QUOTE=Pyraax;40551604]This thread is dead :c[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/LBqPI1s.gif[/img] ------- as consciousness slowly returns you realize you must have passed into some sort of salt induced coma, surveying your surroundings you notice that you are slumped over the control panel and your pants appear to have once again migrated to your head. [img]http://i.imgur.com/dsDa97C.png[/img] you are unsure of where the Brownian motion glob has gotten too, but this is just one of the many questions that plague you right now. How much time did you spend unconscious? Why are you so hungry? and most importantly, why is your face so damn itchy?

Uhh... Take off your pants, and attempt to eat them... They may help preserve your life.... if it's made of nutritious material of course... WELCOME BACK FROM THE DEAD SPACER!!!!

Your face is itchy because you got space crabs, that transmitted onto your pants and subsequently onto your face.

As you brush the pant legs away from your face, you discover the reason behind the itchiness: after so long unconscious, you have grown a glorious, shaggy mountain-man beard. You tie the pants around your head as a makeshift turban and, breaking a tibia off of the skeleton to use as a club, go in search of food.

Take off your pants and press some random buttons on the control panel, what could go wrong?

Put pants on the skeleton.

[QUOTE=LondierX;40911351]Uhh... Take off your pants, and attempt to eat them... They may help preserve your life.... if it's made of nutritious material of course... WELCOME BACK FROM THE DEAD SPACER!!!![/QUOTE] you remove your pants from your head and realizing that your very life may depend upon you consuming this specific item, you decide that they are nutritious and probably delicious. [img]http://i.imgur.com/rbEMkcc.png[/img] however when you attempt to take your first bite you realize that you have acquired a mighty beard. So thick, bushy and itchy you are unable to find your mouth within the mass of hair and therefore unable to eat your pants that you so crave. but how could you have grown a beard? Humanity has been unable to grow any sort of facial hair since the great beard fire of 69, where every beard in existence simultaneously combusted for no reason whatsoever.

Fashion the dead guys leg into some form of knife or razor so that you may shave and consume your nutritious pants.

As your hands explore this Beard That Cannot Be, you vaguely wonder if you are the Jesus. Inspect the computer guy's carcass. IT workers tend to be into the EDC thing - he probably had a knife on him, at least.

Do what I do to my facial hair: RIP OUT THE HAIRS AND GO THROUGH THE PAIN! or just pluck them out one at a time... If it's to paingul, just do The ^ post...

Carefully light your beard on fire via punching something important.

[QUOTE=Gord;40923785]As your hands explore this Beard That Cannot Be, you vaguely wonder if you are the Jesus. Inspect the computer guy's carcass. IT workers tend to be into the EDC thing - he probably had a knife on him, at least.[/QUOTE] Your hand begins to explore this Beard that cannot be, and you vaguely wonder if you are the 7th incarnation of Jesus. [img]http://i.imgur.com/xNUenW9.png[/img] you consider inspecting the "computer guy's" carcass, just in case he has some sort of sharp object on him when you feel your beard hair shift, then suddenly pull tight. [img]http://i.imgur.com/SRKEovM.png[/img] it would seem that your beard has grabbed onto your arm, in addition it sounds as if it is growling ever so slightly. ------------------- sorry about the very slow updates, i have very little time on my hands recently

Keep your left hand free; tell the computer to depilate by fire.

[QUOTE=Krinkels;41012973]Keep your left hand free; tell the computer to depilate by fire.[/QUOTE] making sure to keep your remaining free hand away from your grasping mass of beard, you tell the computer to depilate by fire. [img]http://i.imgur.com/3jggBU3.png[/img] the computer complies [img]http://i.imgur.com/tigYSEm.png[/img] your beard is manly, angry, and as of now on fire. At least you got our hand free, you would feel a sense of achievement if not for the searing agony.

Your new founded beard grows to the point where the fire can't breathe the oxygen, then recedes once the fire is out.

[QUOTE=Roof;41013529]Your new founded beard grows to the point where the fire can't breathe the oxygen, then recedes once the fire is out.[/QUOTE] your new manly beard begins to grow rapidly, almost to the point where you hope the fire will be unable to breather the oxygen and go out. [img]http://i.imgur.com/Igyk0yo.png[/img] However this is not the case, the fire spreads rapidly through the expanding beard hair, causing your entire body to be engulfed in searing flames. [img]http://i.imgur.com/1zhc4Zz.png[/img] now completely alight, you fall to the floor and proceed to flail about.