[QUOTE=Krinkels;41014473]Proceed to roll.[/QUOTE]
you suddenly have the fantastic idea to roll, and upon doing so the fire is quickly extinguished, leaving your "fire resistant" clothes undamaged and you with only some excruciating third degree burns.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LDh70WG.png[/img]
to your surprise the remains of your beard crawls off your face and begins to walk away
Set it free.
[QUOTE=Krinkels;41014689]Set it free.[/QUOTE]
you set the beardling free
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ooF8TuD.png[/img]
The beardling walks to the skeleton in the corner and attaches to the skeleton's face.
Now that you are no longer on fire and your face is free of beard creatures you realize that you are still very hungry.
Go hunt some whales.
[QUOTE=Krinkels;41014816]Go hunt some whales.[/QUOTE]
you decide to go hunt some whales, because you're in the ocean and you may as well make the best of it.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2WinxJL.png[/img]
you dive in the water, it's very cold, but you're very hungry, and no chill is going to scare you away from a meal.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/dr8xldd.png[/img]
you can't see a thing
See a thing.
[QUOTE=Ott;41015220]See a thing.[/QUOTE]
10/10, thought put into this.
Go back up only to reveal that the beard has revived the skeleton (and that the skeleton is either growing back its skin/ still a full skeleton/ or fully recovered) and that the beard is not just a beard, it's (somehow) the brownian motion that some how became a living creature
>Who needs to see a thing, just shoot your harpoon gun into the abyss
[QUOTE=Ott;41015220]See a thing.[/QUOTE]
you decide that murky seawater be dammed, you will [b]See a Thing[/b]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/A9Xfa2a.png[/img]
after minutes of staring into the abyss you think you [b]See a Thing[/b], fast and sleek you wonder for a moment if it's the whale that you so crave, strangely enough the thing you see begins to get more distinct, almost like it's heading towards you.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/lkMpkmf.png[/img]
your suspicions are suddenly confirmed as a shark slams into you, biting deep into your leg
Shark swims deeper and eventually into a cave full of spiky dildos
Turn the shark backwards.
[del]Turn the shark inwards.[/del]
>Punch his nose, everybody knows that sharks can't take nose punches.
[QUOTE=gregmasterx;41019257][del]Turn the shark inwards.[/del]
>Punch his nose, everybody knows that sharks can't take nose punches.[/QUOTE]
But then the shark would be sad :c
exactly,
sharks need to be sad it's their destiny
You realise the beard is just evolved brownian motion. Throw it into the ships engines!
[QUOTE=gregmasterx;41019257][del]Turn the shark inwards.[/del]
>Punch his nose, everybody knows that sharks can't take nose punches.[/QUOTE]
you decide that enough is enough, and you wont take any of this sharks trash, so completely ignoring the teeth grinding against your femur you punch that stupid shark right in the nose, because everybody knows that sharks can't take nose punches.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/aDY6cQR.png[/img]
as you punch Shark you feel the satisfying crunch of whatever it is sharks have for a nose.
KILL IT AND HARVEST IT'S MEAT!
the shark starts crying and asks "what the fuck man, i didn't mean to hit you, it's just it's so dark down here"
[QUOTE=LondierX;41027080]KILL IT AND HARVEST IT'S MEAT![/QUOTE]
having given that shark a good what for you decide to kill it and harvest it's meat, despite not having any sort of knives and/or sharp objects on your person. Because you are Admiral Pulgil and you do what you want
[img]http://i.imgur.com/rBm3v0r.png[/img]
you manage to harvest 10 meat from the shark, somehow.
i'm trying to be nice in the comic, but no :(
go back up to the ship and give some meat to the beardian motion
[QUOTE=Roof;41027805]i'm trying to be nice in the comic, but no :(
go back up to the ship and give some meat to the beardian motion[/QUOTE]
i didn't want you getting friendly with the shark, he was annoying to draw :P
[editline]14th June 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Roof;41027805]i'm trying to be nice in the comic, but no :(
go back up to the ship and give some meat to the beardian motion[/QUOTE]
you have a sudden urge to help things, so you decide to head back to the ship and give some of the meat to the beardian motion.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/3Ae2Mvh.png[/img]
the beardling doesn't seem to react to the giant shark steak you present it with.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ck8QRFV.png[/img]
however upon noticing you the beardling leaps from the skeleton and re-attaches itself to your face
Groom it.
[QUOTE=Ott;41028946]Groom it.[/QUOTE]
take the bone out, make a comb of it and groom it, and make mr. beardian motion happy
> Sacrifice the beard to the ships computer, it's the only way.
Try to make friends with your almighty beard, the distinct defining feature of your entire existance.
Ignite the ships engines, with your previous captured brown motion
[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;41031908]Try to make friends with your almighty beard, the distinct defining feature of your entire existance.
Ignite the ships engines, with your previous captured brown motion[/QUOTE]
you attempt to make friends with your almighty beard, the newest distinct defining feature of your entire existence, you are fairly certain you have succeeded, as the beardling has not attempted to eat your face yet.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/zcz20tF.png[/img]
now that you are done with the sharks and salt induced comas, you decide to ignite the ships engines with the previous captured brownian motion that presumably found its way into the engines on its own
[img]http://i.imgur.com/qqnJeJb.gif[/img]
(i would make a new gif but i'm tired and only going to get 4 hours sleep as it is)
you feel a familiar but no less disgusting than you remember lurching feeling as the universe shifts.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/NEta7RT.png[/img]
when the sensation stops you feel significantly taller, and it appears you have some sort of reverse beard on-top of your head, thankfully the computer takes this moment to notify you that normality will be restored shortly, and insists that you should have a nice day.
Be happy that it shall return to normal, say something negative about the nice day part.
Use the ships radar for immediate surroundings, if it doesn't have one, look outside.
Extend the ships solar panels, become a temporary satellite to recharge the ship, scan the area.
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