Take a smoke break and when he gets close enough put your cigarette right on his balls., that'll teach him.
BB gun to balls. Shoot heels when he attempts to flee, knocking him down.
Kick him mercilessly. Honestly.
Get naked and dance with him
HIDE YO KIDS,HIDE YO WIFES,AND HIDE YO HUSBANDS CUZ HE RAPING ERR BODY OUT THERE
Knock him out with a bat, tie him up, take him to your basement, attach a car battery to each of his balls.
Instant science project.
Do you have a BB gun?
Flash him back.
[QUOTE=Lol-Nade;29043563]Knock him out with a bat, tie him up, take him to your basement, attach a car battery to each of his balls.
Instant science project.[/QUOTE]
I did that to some rats/mice a while ago. Minus the bat though...
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;29040314]Get a crowbar.
Do what Freeman would do if a naked man was standing at his window.[/QUOTE]
Research!
With a crowbar!
I'm surprised no ones said golf club, or a nut cracker
You go downstairs, get a nice glass of milk. You turned around... and shit. Theres an old naked guy in your backyard fondling with his balls.
If you can afford it, do this
first you buy garden shears like the others said, then buy very thick clothing, maybe a mask and definitely goggles. Then buy somthing that can break a window, and if you see him, throw said object through window and crawl through the window and chase him down the street with the garden shears.
[QUOTE=Wheaties;29046597]You go downstairs, get a nice glass of milk. You turned around... and shit. Theres an old naked guy in your backyard fondling with his balls.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I didn't need to sleep anyways.
Well he didn't visit us again. (Atleast i do not hope) I have been sleeping without any problems at all
That's because he's hiding in your room and sings you to sleep
Sorry, your mother is secretly a man who loves getting his dick out to kids.
wow OP i was just trying to have some fun why did you have to go and make a thread about me?
[QUOTE=HendoV2;29048667]wow OP i was just trying to have some fun why did you have to go and make a thread about me?[/QUOTE]
There was only 1 flasher, you're the second saying this.
[QUOTE=Nuggi1994;29040084]This happened about 15 mins ago.
Right next to my house we got a couple of Indians neighbours, now my street is a very peaceful place since we got a lot of elders living here, well today was a diffrent day.
For about 15 mins ago a man has been visiting my Indian neighbours, knocked on their doors, he gave up knocking and went into their backyard. Here he started dropping his pants and showing his mature genitals to my neighbours kids (Which are a pair of indians girls about 8-11 years old)
The cops got called and have been searching through the quarter but they couldn't find him, and now i'm afraid he is going to pop up at my window. What the hell am i gonna do if he suddenly looks at me?
The funny part was, my mom was walking the dog while it happend, but she ain't that manly looking...[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Nuggi1994;29049011]There was only 1 flasher, you're the second saying this.[/QUOTE]
that guy is an imposter
Ask him if you can take a picture of his dick then put it on Facepunch.
You better hide yo' kids and hide yo' wife.
Cuz he flashin' err'ybody out there!
You should ignore all these intricate ideas. Just kick him in the dick.
It's kind of too late to do anything now, unless.. he... RETURNS
[QUOTE=Nuggi1994;29050090]It's kind of too late to do anything now, unless.. he... RETURNS[/QUOTE]
:byodood:
dick shot with a 4.7mm BB
If he shows up again, go outside and tell your dad to stop doing that.
Flash him back and rub your dicks together.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;29040314]Get a crowbar.
Do what Freeman would do if a naked man was standing at his window.[/QUOTE]
Try to jump onto his head?
If he flashes you, just give him a good, swift kick in his bare naked ass.
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