Is he climbing in your windows or snatching your peoples up?
This is where ou run outside after him and whip your pants down and start yelling "come at be bro! I'll show you waht a real man has!" at him.
Did somebody already say call the cops on him?
Should've called the PoPo.
Cattle Prod and a hidden camera.
*Looks at neighbor's house with a squealing man outside*
Works. Every. Time.
OP should wait for him to return, and when he does heres what you do (warning this will be icky)
You get a tub of butter, a pipe and a gerbil.
You grease up the gerbil, and you stick it down his throat.
Then beat him with the lead pipe.
INSTANT VICTORY!
[QUOTE=Wheaties;29046597]You go downstairs, get a nice glass of milk. You turned around... and shit. Theres an old naked guy in your backyard fondling with his balls.[/QUOTE]
Glass of milk? Are you a baby or what?
[QUOTE=johan_sm;29068612]Glass of milk? Are you a baby or what?[/QUOTE]
milk is the shit yo
anyway what you should do is buy the caliber for your 18.5 caliber and shoot him in the balls
okay in all seriousness take the heaviest thing you can swing very fast and hit him in the balls
Get a new pet dog, preferably a violent breed, then starve it. When the naked man pops up, throw a jar full of a mix of peanut butter and cookie crumbs at his dick. Then unleash your famished and most likely pissed off dog at him.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cases_of_penis_removal[/url]
it may be time to add one more to the list...
[QUOTE=alex-is-epic;29080338][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cases_of_penis_removal[/url]
it may be time to add one more to the list...[/QUOTE]
Notice how the majority of them are chineese people.
[QUOTE=Rosek;29041856]Teach him theoretical physics?[/QUOTE]
Yea, with my Crowbar.
That is pretty funny..
Stay in your house fully nude and wait for him to try and flash. he will be blinded.
Not as bad as going to dickflash.com
falcon punch?
[QUOTE=Chernzobog;29050056]You should ignore all these intricate ideas. Just kick him in the dick.[/QUOTE]
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Go at his place and flash at him. Maybe you will become friends
flash the flasher with your flashing flashers.
[QUOTE=Nuggi1994;29040084]This happened about 15 mins ago.
Right next to my house we got a couple of Indians neighbours, now my street is a very peaceful place since we got a lot of elders living here, well today was a diffrent day.
For about 15 mins ago a man has been visiting my Indian neighbours, knocked on their doors, he gave up knocking and went into their backyard. Here he started dropping his pants and showing his mature genitals to my neighbours kids (Which are a pair of indians girls about 8-11 years old)
The cops got called and have been searching through the quarter but they couldn't find him, and now i'm afraid he is going to pop up at my window. What the hell am i gonna do if he suddenly looks at me?
The funny part was, my mom was walking the dog while it happend, but she ain't that manly looking...[/QUOTE]
When I clicked on this thread I was really expecting pictures to accompany it
If it was directed at Indians and you're not one, I suppose you have nothing to fear.
[QUOTE=socklicker;29103365]When I clicked on this thread I was really expecting pictures to accompany it[/QUOTE]
so you believed that OP was able to take class A photos of this flashers witch which he didn't even see's gentetales
Just dont answer the door for awhile
shoot him in the balls with a paintball gun from your window
dress up like a 10 year old indian girl and wait around outside :gizz:
shotgun=ultimate nutcracker
This happened about 15 mins ago.
Right next to this kids house theres a couple of Indian neighbours, now my street where I flash on is a very peaceful place since we got a lot of elders living here, well today was a diffrent day.
15 mins ago i visited some Indian neighbours, knocked on their doors, I gave up knocking and went into their backyard. Here I started dropping my pants and showing huge dick to my neighbours kids (Which are a pair of indians girls about 8-11 years old)
The cops got called and have been searching for me through the quarter but they couldn't find me, and now i'm about to show up in some kids window. What do I do if he sees me?
The funny part was, some woman was walking her dog while i did it, but she ain't that manly looking...
We had something similar happen where I lived. Some black guy was high off of PCP and nude. He humped the police officer. Report said he got tazed thrice.