[QUOTE=UserDerth;20097800]Ah i wish i had a Girl friend. *Sniff* All i have is a Imagination GF since i am so lonely. And she is so fucking rude. Hopefully i will get a real one someday. I guess it's just me and my mind again.[/QUOTE]...
See the psychiatrist, she will be your new girlfriend.
sigh, v-day.
but i will be seeing the person i like on that day :)
[QUOTE=PariahKing;20097889]...
See the psychiatrist, she will be your new girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
I don't need one. I hardly do anything thing with her besides kill her at DoD:S.
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Also i only see her on V-Day. And Christmas and my Birthday. And if she trys to kill me i will kill her first.
[QUOTE=UserDerth;20097921]I don't need one. I hardly do anything thing with her besides kill her at DoD:S.[/QUOTE]So you have an imaginary girlfriend, but all you use her for is indiscriminate murder in video games.
I guess that makes it OK then.
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[quote]Also i only see her on V-Day. And Christmas and my Birthday. And if she trys to kill me i will kill her first. [/quote]12? Please tell me you're 12?
[QUOTE=PariahKing;20097938]So you have an imaginary girlfriend, but all you use her for is indiscriminate murder in video games.
I guess that makes it OK then.
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12? Please tell me you're 12?[/QUOTE]
No i am not 12. And if i was and i said i was then i'd get banned. Anyway what is the age limit?
Oh and with a Imaginary GF you can have as many GF's as you want.
[QUOTE=UserDerth;20097966]No i am not 12. And if i was and i said i was then i'd get banned. Anyway what is the age limit?[/QUOTE]CONFESSION OF 12NESS
get the pitchforks
[quote=UserDerth]Oh and with a Imaginary GF you can have as many GF's as you want.[/quote]...
I can't think of a smartass comment, it's just too sad. :/
going to the flat in islington. i've got her some roses and a photo frame with some photos of us and i'm cooking a 3 course lunch. with lashings of pink bollinger.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;20097988]Also, PariahKing, I thought you said you were nice and you wouldn't rate people dumb. :v:[/QUOTE]I gave him a cardboard box to play in, since he like, loves imagination.
Clearly.
I am not 12. AND I DON'T HAVE A IMAGINARY GIRL FRIEND. IT'S ALL A JOKE. /caps.
Im still lonely.
I would get my friend something, but she kind of already friend-zoned me, so I really don't want to come off as annoying to her. I'll just stick to hanging out and playing video games with her.
With that said, I'll probably be playing Bioshock 2, since I'm getting it tomorrow.
I'm all alone :saddowns:
[QUOTE=UserDerth;20098041]I am not 12. AND I DON'T HAVE A IMAGINARY GIRL FRIEND. IT'S ALL A JOKE. /caps.[/QUOTE]Sure it is.
...
We'll get you some help. :smile:
i'm probably gonna bone her
She's having a party the night before so i'm gonna kiss her on midnight
I'm going on a picnic with my boyfriend. Might bake some cupcakes :)
not gonna have a valentine this year, unless someone asks me, which is not gonna happen :crying:
[QUOTE=wingless;20098163]not gonna have a valentine this year, unless someone asks me, which is not gonna happen :crying:[/QUOTE]
wanna go out bb? ;-)
[QUOTE=Butthurter;20098168]Don't you mean "as usual"?[/QUOTE]ITT Butthutter and PK are unnecessarily mean to lonely people.
[QUOTE=PariahKing;20098064]Sure it is.
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We'll get you some help. :smile:[/QUOTE]
I am not crazy. It is all a fucking joke.
[QUOTE=RJ102;20098169]wanna go out bb? ;-)[/QUOTE]
offer still stands we can go out all night pubbing.
hopefully not that would be an awful date i was thinking more along the lines of hot topic.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;20098200]At Wal-Mart?[/QUOTE]More like Wal-Mart bathroom stalls
[QUOTE=Butthurter;20098227]As if the bathrooms aren't dirty enough.[/QUOTE]One time I went to Wal-Mart and I bought Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles. Right on cue, I had a massive attack of diarrhea so I ran off to the bathroom. As I entered, an old man with a mop and cleaning uniform exited. He seemed pleased with his work.
It smelled of Pine-Sol when I entered, but as I left, an horrible explosion of unprecedented illness and vile leakage managed to fly all about the walls. It was a disaster, I can't even explain how it happened. I did my best to clean myself up and leave.
As I left, the old man came back in to check on the bathroom. At once, he let out a primal yell. "MOTHERFUUUUUCKER!!"
power of pine-sol baby
[QUOTE=RJ102;20098243]power of pine-sol baby[/QUOTE]Probably gets you high if you drink it.
And by "high" I mean dead.
Also
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DdqISTwEAbw/SgBBgM8BBCI/AAAAAAAADbE/zraW0a-F1AU/s400/pinesol.jpg[/img]
I'd hit it
[QUOTE=TAU!;20084993]Another lonely V-Day for me. Love is looking bleak for me. I might watch The Thing again, like I did last V-Day.
:smith:[/QUOTE]
Don't feel so lonely, I'll watch The Thing too.
[QUOTE=vBullshit;20083861]I'm gunna take her out for a meal, Nice music, wine, dance, sit and watch a movie, hug.....
Hehe... he....
OH GOD I'M SO FUCKING LONELY, Hug me FP D:[/QUOTE]
I refuse.
No not rly ;___; C'mere.
My birthday is the day after valentines, me and my gf aren't going to do anything because of that. We celebrate a double birthday aswell on the whole weekend.
And I'm glad because even if I can't make her cum twice my self-esteem drops to the floor. I don't know what to get her. A wiimote perhaps?
[QUOTE=Butthurter;20098168]Don't you mean "as usual"?[/QUOTE]
Sigh, I'll go kill myself.
Gonna buy her ear rings, she loves that and she's used to never wear the same pair in two days.
That, or something even mo-- brb going to the Love Advice forum
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