• Cartoon Network, holy shit what happened?
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List of bullshit shows on Dickelodeon: My Life as a Teenage Whorebot after the 1st quarter of the 1st season Speed Raper The Next Generation Iron Man Condom Adventures Rape Escape Pretty much everything And that is why Dickelodeon sucks.
Speaking of awesome CN video shorts: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b5i3yz5rzI&feature=related[/media] [B]Edit:[/B] The Hives kick ass.
[QUOTE=hypno toad;16705458]Speaking of awesome CN video shorts: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b5i3yz5rzI&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] Yes
I. Am Weasel Ed,Edd n Eddy Dexters Lab Johnny bravo These are the ones i miss and you are right CN now is [b]shit[/b].
I am Weasel was full of awesome.
cartoon network sux thread instant ten pages
[QUOTE=AxisofIdiocy;16705829]cartoon network sux thread instant ten pages[/QUOTE] this. also ITT bandwagoning.
[QUOTE=Sgt Sloth;16707409]this. also ITT bandwagoning.[/QUOTE] Not really. Even if we were bandwagoning, all of the new ones are still shit.
[QUOTE=Devenger;16707469]Not really. Even if we were bandwagoning, all of the new ones are still shit.[/QUOTE] They don't appeal to you That has nothing to do with quality
[QUOTE=Oratrix;16686969] Any one remember the song they played along with Secrets but the lyrics were something like " Dexter's in the lab again " Then something about thinking and imagning? But it was to a rap beat like Secrets? I can't find it.[/QUOTE] This.
ITT, We rant about old cartoons which were DAT SHIZ, and get taken for as old coots, damn KIDS!
Haha I remember watching Topcat, Johnny Bravo, Ed ed n eddy, Dexters Lab (was ma fav) etc when I was younger + Scooby Doo etc. But then they had new crappy cartoons and I began watching the news and dramas. Yeah CN sucks these days, use to have some unique shows and now its full of the same unoriginal crap.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnk1g-a4bVk[/media] Before adult swim went to retarded commercials and shows.
Dude, don't forget Samurai Jack!
[QUOTE=SilverHammer;16707764]They don't appeal to you That has nothing to do with quality[/QUOTE] A critic doesn't have to be twelve to critique a subject involving kids. And just because they aren't twelve doesn't make what they say any less true. [editline]05:48AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeddy;16713264]A critic doesn't have to be twelve to critique a subject involving kids. And just because they aren't twelve doesn't make what they say any less true.[/QUOTE] And apparently someone who is too stupid to understand this concept disagrees. Instead of blindly rating me, how about you grow some balls and prove me wrong.
[QUOTE=Megafanx13;16705274]Anyone see the ad for that new show, "Dude, what would happen?" I literally fucking raged when I saw that bullshit. I could tell just from the title that it would be horrible.[/QUOTE] That is because you are a closed-minded prick who will never experience fun.
I remember when CN actually had ANIME, and SERIES. Dragon-Ball Z, Naruto, Samurai Jack, all that fun stuff. But now it's just filled with a bunch of fucking garbage. Also, Ed Edd 'an Eddy is coming back; I saw a 6hour marathon. IE: CN is too lazy to find anything else >.>
[QUOTE=Shadow187(FP);16713400]I remember when CN actually had ANIME, and SERIES. Dragon-Ball Z, Naruto, Samurai Jack, all that fun stuff. But now it's just filled with a bunch of fucking garbage. Also, Ed Edd 'an Eddy is coming back; I saw a 6hour marathon. IE: CN is too lazy to find anything else >.>[/QUOTE] Samurai Jack wasn't anime? Also how did that end anyway? never saw the final episode(s)...
Dunno, it ended too quick for me to see if; and I didn't say it was anime. CN has no more series of shows, err, shows with a plot. And tens of episodes.
Wikipeida [sp]"In one attempt Jack locates a stable portal to the past, but the guardian of the portal defeats him easily and is about to crush him when the portal starts to flicker and glow, apparently giving the guardian a message; the guardian has a giant bird take the unconscious Jack away. After Jack leaves, the guardian states that it is not yet time for him to return to the past, and an image of what seems to be an older Jack is then seen in the portal; this seems to indicate that Jack is predestined to succeed, but it will take many years for him to do so."[/sp]
I loved samurai jack. Have to say that dragonball was [B]the[/B] best cartoon they ever showed. Hands down ; ) [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16713824&rating=7[/img]
And come on, one show that was extremely bad ass on Cartoon Network was Megas XLR. It was a muscle car driver, gamer, and metal-head, Coop, who basically finds a headless battle mech. Originally it was stolen from an alien race by the last of humanity who reprogrammed it and were going to send it in to the past to a major battle. One of the main leaders of the plan, a girl named Kiva was supposed to pilot it back safely. In the process, the alien race attacks and blows the head off, sending it back to 1937 New Jersey where it sits untill about 2004 when Coop buys it for two dollars (and never really pays for it). He fixes it up and mounts his muscle car where the head should be along with a number of video game controllers, making him amazingly good at controlling it. He basically goes around just fucking around in the robot, and when he feels the need to, doing something good. He has a friend who is a pot-head (if I remember correctly, they actually show him smoking a joint at one point) and constantly horny. In fact, in one episode, if I remember correctly, he actually does fuck two alien chicks and is seen hiring hookers from a pimp in another one, and Kiva, who comes back to Coop's time, but can't pilot it anymore because of Coop's modifications. The show wasn't a very clean show. It was open with its language, sexual content, and other mature content. Kiva was a bit of a bimbo on plenty of occasions despite trying to be incredibly serious, and a lot of the girls are pretty slutty (its New Jersey, what do you expect?) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNu6_dxWbNo[/media]
I guarantee 80% of this thread doesn't even remember the times when Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network were good. They're just bandwagoning to "fit in", when in reality the only source of 90s cartoons is the internet or pay-per-view television channels.
Is flapjack on cartoon network? that show is fucking amazing. It's stupid sometimes, but the whole time you get the feeling its just a big piss-take to see how much they can get away with. One of the episodes was about a whaling ship filled with "whale bones", except right at the end it turns out it was a jail ship! ho ho! Wait, does that mean all the bones and guts everywhere were...
i missed FatDawg [IMG]http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/285x214/76173_1.jpg[/IMG]
I miss all the good shows, now its just utter shit with people that scream shout and cry all the time I dont care if it's been said before, it has to be said again [editline]02:38PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeddy;16714751]*Megas XLR stuff*[/QUOTE] Oh jeez that show was awesome :buddy:
[QUOTE=Shadow187(FP);16713400]I remember when CN actually had ANIME, and SERIES. Dragon-Ball Z, Naruto, Samurai Jack, all that fun stuff. But now it's just filled with a bunch of fucking garbage. Also, Ed Edd 'an Eddy is coming back; I saw a 6hour marathon. IE: CN is too lazy to find anything else >.>[/QUOTE] 100% hands down agree particularly dbz and naruto
I hate that new toonami robot. It pisses me right off.
ive seen a billion threads on this already -.-' [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16719019&rating=12[/img]
I still remember Dexter pleading DeeDee not to push the button.
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