• My 1999 Buick Park Avenue ultra mega thread.
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?? To me it's just a average econobox you raped the fuck out of, then left bleeding to death.
econobox lmao that thing is neither small nor fuel efficient, and in comparison to legitimate compact cars it's rather luxurious.
[QUOTE=Dysplasia;31122354]econobox lmao that thing is neither small nor fuel efficient, and in comparison to legitimate compact cars it's rather luxurious.[/QUOTE]Oh yeah they are very luxurious. Realtime mpg readouts, oil status, and other stuff on the dashboard information display, preset seat positions determined by what key you put in, all sorts of stuff. All pretty much state of the art for its time. If your like my grandfather, they can actually be fairly fuel efficient. He gets like 27 mpg in his. Pretty good for a car of its size and age.
[QUOTE=Van-man;31121889]WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?? To me it's just a average econobox you raped the fuck out of, then left bleeding to death.[/QUOTE] Buick econobox? :rolleyes: The closest thing they ever built to a compact car would be the Skylark, which still handles like a land yacht twice its size. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/36/Buick-Skylark-coupe.jpg/800px-Buick-Skylark-coupe.jpg[/img]
duckface car oh god
27-28 is about what I get on the freeway.. it's very efficient for a big car. [img]http://www.peersupportforum.com/forums/img.cgi?i=115999[/img] gunna go hop in my Skylark, peez guyz
Every time I see a duckface I want to slap the fuck out of it with my dick. It's like they are asking for it.
[QUOTE=clutch2;31105976]Better pray for this fellow then: [IMG]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b340/clutch1234/DSC00778.jpg[/IMG] :wink: it's in my garage... being stock... Ahahahaha Never know when something "bad" could happen to it.. like this [img]http://i677.photobucket.com/albums/vv133/lealbros/258278_212143338822868_120835574620312_549131_7415406_o.jpg[/img] May spare it.. may not..[/QUOTE] You know we don't care, right? If you do it and post it here, be prepared for ridicule. I get ridiculed all the time for making rats out of everything I touch.
[QUOTE=ThatHippyMan;31126136]You know we don't care, right? If you do it and post it here, be prepared for ridicule. I get ridiculed all the time for making rats out of everything I touch.[/QUOTE] I would care.
[QUOTE=Japfeiffer;31126400]I would care.[/QUOTE] The point is, we'd all laugh and call him names.
I'm going to laugh and call you a name. Fucking hippy man. :v:
[QUOTE=ThatHippyMan;31126433]The point is, we'd all laugh and call him names.[/QUOTE] ^this You need to find you a real nice old Caddy to do this to, or a Lincoln. You know, a luxury car from the olden days. Don't do it to a muscle car.
lincoln mark 5 for rampageturke, do it
[QUOTE=c0nk3r;31133465]lincoln mark 5 for rampageturke, do it[/QUOTE] exactly like this :) [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/22254898/maps/mta-screen_2011-07-15_17-51-08.png[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/22254898/maps/mta-screen_2011-07-15_17-51-13.png[/img]
wtf what resolution is that and how is it widescreen
Widescreen? It's not widescreen for me on my widescreen monitor.
Ehhh, I wouldn't really consider that a muscle car. Something with such a wimpy engine and 2.7something rear gearing was never meant to go fast.. or even squeak the tires for that matter.
[QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;31131232]I'm going to laugh and call you a name. Fucking hippy man. :v:[/QUOTE] Yeah, well, you're the dumbest gear.
I am, everyone knows it babeh.
[QUOTE=Leo Leonardo;31135905]Widescreen? It's not widescreen for me on my widescreen monitor.[/QUOTE] well mine wont go above live 1280 x 820 or something and i have a 1600 x 900 and it doesnt fill up the screen
[QUOTE=clutch2;31136470]Ehhh, I wouldn't really consider that a muscle car. Something with such a wimpy engine and 2.7something rear gearing was never meant to go fast.. or even squeak the tires for that matter.[/QUOTE] It's a Monte. It's a fucking muscle car. Not all muscle cars are fast when you get a lower model one. I'm certain my '65 Chevelle is still a Muscle Car even though it was probably a straight six car originally, and it sits in my pasture rusting as a rolling chassis. [editline]15th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=ThatHippyMan;31136896]Yeah, well, you're the dumbest gear.[/QUOTE] Second gear is the best gear D: I hardly use 3rd and 4th. Then again, I have the longest geared transmission for D-series Hondas.
I like the lights
ill just leave this here [img]http://www.stanceworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Lincoln6.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=lemon_lover;31150069]ill just leave this here [img]http://www.stanceworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Lincoln6.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That looks great because it's not overdone and it has sexy rims and kept the retro whitewalls
but come one, tell me that the rear wheels couldn't come out a little more, you could probably fit another one in there. at least like the front [editline]16th July 2011[/editline] so awesome [img]http://www.stanceworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Lincoln5.jpg[/img]
I wonder how that steers I'd like it more if it wasn't lowered that much
[QUOTE=woodchuck34;31137825]well mine wont go above live 1280 x 820 or something and i have a 1600 x 900 and it doesnt fill up the screen[/QUOTE] Select the widescreen option? Normal SA doesnt go above 1400x900 but that screenshot was on MTA which allows higher resolutions
Yer, that thing is sick. Shaved doors and a good polish (oh my swirls) would be icing on the cake for it. TBH if I had built it it would probably have some large rim package of the chrome variety, lol.. but those lil spokes and white walls look good too. The whitewalls compliment the top well.
[QUOTE=clutch2;31158759]Yer, that thing is sick. Shaved doors and a good polish (oh my swirls) would be icing on the cake for it. TBH if I had built it it would probably have some large rim package of the chrome variety, lol.. but those lil spokes and white walls look good too. The whitewalls compliment the top well.[/QUOTE] You should make cars like that sleek and elegant, not flashy and weird like you do. I know you can with your skills that you have shown
In due time.. I can only have so many heaps laying around, and for now I don't need another project. My sights are kinda set on my own house before I chop something else up. Apartments are bleh. That means the Monte's safe haha.
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