I found bondage gear in my girlfriends backpack What should I do? - General

[QUOTE=Makol;27218240]Video.[/QUOTE] I am not video taping my sexual escapades for you guys to watch.

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27218255]I am not video taping my sexual escapades for you guys to watch.[/QUOTE] Party pooper.

FML. I could make a thread with the best fucking content packed OP in the world, and they never get this much attention :saddowns:

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27218217]Now she is saying that the "Big day" Is happing tonight and that some of her "Friends" Are coming.(She is also bi so I starting to like where this is going)[/QUOTE] Your in for a threesome. This is gonna be a good night for you.

[QUOTE=Makol;27218265]Party pooper.[/QUOTE] Unless there is money involved. [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=TheSpy;27218286]Your in for a threesome. This is gonna be a good night for you.[/QUOTE] Yeah but the down side is I will be tied up and shit.

You're gonna get raped by a chick. We call that "kinky sex".

Why is the cop eating shit?

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27218287]Unless there is money involved. [/QUOTE] I have $2.

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27218287]Unless there is money involved. [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] Yeah but the down side is I will be tied up and shit.[/QUOTE] Yea but atleast your dick will be satisfied.

[QUOTE=Makol;27218308]I have $2.[/QUOTE] Deal now I just need a camera.

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[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27218287] Yeah but the down side is I will be tied up and shit.[/QUOTE] Unless she uses it on her friend.

[QUOTE=Takuat;27218381]Unless she uses it on her friend.[/QUOTE] Thats even better video footage :) *dribbling*

:flashfap:

[QUOTE=Freestyle;27218393]Thats even better video footage :) *dribbling*[/QUOTE] I doubt it she wanted me to try some of this kink before it was not as big as this. [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr.Goodcat;27218419]:flashfap:[/QUOTE] No

[QUOTE=Takuat;27218381]Unless she uses it on her friend.[/QUOTE] Which brings up another possibility. The OP will be tied up and ballgagged. The two chicks (provided the other person OP's gf brings is a chick). The chicks will starting making out and having sex with each other in front of OP. The fleshlight will be used to help OP actually get off to it and that will be the night.

[QUOTE=Elizer;27218433]Which brings up another possibility. The OP will be tied up and ballgagged. The two chicks (provided the other person OP's gf brings is a chick). The chicks will starting making out and having sex with each other in front of OP. The fleshlight will be used to help OP actually get off to it and that will be the night.[/QUOTE] I don't like that idea. [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] I also found hidden in the fridge weed and something else. And the something else looks like drugs. I think now the big night going to be some femdom orgy drug party.

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27218467]I don't like that idea. [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] I also found hidden in the fridge weed and something else. And the something else looks like drugs. I think now the big night going to be some [b]femdom orgy drug party.[/b][/QUOTE] Dear lord.

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27218467]I don't like that idea.[/QUOTE] Considering your going to experience something that most of Facepunch will never get the chance to I don't think you should be complaining all that much.

[QUOTE=Political Gamer;27218509]Considering your going to experience something that most of Facepunch will never get the chance to I don't think you should be complaining all that much.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure I saw a poll a while back that said the majority of FP was 16+ I'm just really tired of seeing that joke, it's old now.

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27218467]I don't like that idea. [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] I also found hidden in the fridge weed and something else. And the something else looks like drugs. I think now the big night going to be some[B] femdom orgy drug party.[/B][/QUOTE] if this thread doesn't have a massive detailed description of everything that happens tonight by tomorrow I will be a very sad panda

Quick, before the big day, tie her up and use the bondage gear on her.

This is looking to be a very different evening.

Did you ever consider that maybe she wants you to use those toys on [i]her[/i]?

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;27218543]if this thread doesn't have a massive detailed description of everything that happens tonight by tomorrow I will be a very sad panda[/QUOTE] OP will be too drugged up and having so much pussy around him, he won't remember his own damn name.

[QUOTE=ItsGary;27218557]Quick, before the big day, tie her up and use the bondage gear on her.[/QUOTE] Its tonight and she is not home so yeah.

[QUOTE=ItsGary;27218557]Quick, before the big day, tie her up and use the bondage gear on her.[/QUOTE] Big Day's tonight, read the OP

have fun getting fp to believe you "girlfriend" "bondage gear" "my" all make a very unbelievable sentence on fp

[QUOTE=Elizer;27218539]I'm pretty sure I saw a poll a while back that said the majority of FP was 16+ I'm just really tired of seeing that joke, it's old now.[/QUOTE]"FP is a bunch of 12-years-olds hurrr" Yeah I can see how my post gave off that vibe. But my point still stands that he should honestly just go with it and have a good time.

[QUOTE=geogzm;27218574]have fun getting fp to believe you "girlfriend" "bondage gear" "my" all make a very unbelievable sentence on fp[/QUOTE] He's not zzzZZZ though, so there's a possibility.