I found bondage gear in my girlfriends backpack What should I do?
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[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;27224738]Thank you Zeke. I knew my work of art would come in handy one day.[/QUOTE]
Write more
so a bunch of girls are gonna tie each other up and screw where you live? lucky, post pics
[QUOTE=Zeke129;27224776]Write more[/QUOTE]
I know your Thompson ass wants to masturbate to it, so I'm gonna say no. :(
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;27224882]I know your Thompson ass wants to masturbate to it, so I'm gonna say no. :([/QUOTE]
He's gay though so just write straight stuff and he won't
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;27224882]I know your Thompson ass wants to masturbate to it, so I'm gonna say no. :([/QUOTE]
I'll come to Winnipeg and shove a knife up your ass if you don't. I live 20 mins away.
Shes going to roll you a joint, have sex with her friends while shes whipping you, and out of no where say...
... "I want you to meet my parents"
[QUOTE=Rangrgoto1;27225586]Shes going to roll you a joint, have sex with her friends while shes whipping you, and out of no where say...
... "I want you to meet my parents"[/QUOTE]
too bad he cant see anny of this cause hes been banned at the perfect fucking time
i wonder if the mods timed it on purpose
Run, OP.
Run into the sunset and don't look back.
Edit: Oh hey, someone already made a running post. Oh dear.
[QUOTE=pedroion;27225773]Oh but it sure has came in handy.
:smug:[/QUOTE]
/obligatory came in hand :downsrim:
Dear god, if anyone has fapped to my writing, I swear to god I'll.... I'll..... do something.
She wants you to tie her up
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;27224882]I know your Thompson ass wants to masturbate to it, so I'm gonna say no. :([/QUOTE]
I'm not in Thompson.
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;27225192]He's gay though so just write straight stuff and he won't[/QUOTE]
I'm bi, he's fucked
[QUOTE=geogzm;27218574]have fun getting fp to believe you
"girlfriend"
"bondage gear"
"my"
all make a very unbelievable sentence on fp[/QUOTE]
Oh durr hurr how funny :downs:
Why can't you guys drop the joke (it's old) and realize some people here have relationships?
[QUOTE=Zeke129;27229334]I'm not in Thompson.[/QUOTE]
Where then! WHEEEERRRREEE!
Record the WHOLE thing on camera then share with us, cause sharing is caring lol.
Lucky bastard
You ought to "bond"
Submit to her.
[QUOTE=Livewire123;27223126]I got tied up by my X once, it was good fun.[/QUOTE]
I wish I had a girl who would do that..
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;27232553]Submit to her.[/QUOTE]
Indeed, I would.
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;27217982]The ballgag and rope will silence and constrict you, so you don't tell anyone. She will whip you with the leather stick, Right on your bare ass, eventually splitting the skin and making you bleed. She will put the playboy magazine in front of your eyes, teasing you with scantily clad women. She will then proceed to place the fleshlight on your penis, which is already throbbing with eroticism and pre-cum. She will then thrust the fleshlight off and on your penis, watching your body cringe and beg for more of this love. She will then tease you by licking your hairy testicles, flossing her teeth in the process. You will then start crying for more moaning behind the ballgag and trying to resist the ropes constricting you from grabbing her and making mad passionate love to her. She hits you with the whip on the ass and starts riding you like a horse, making you wriggle around the room like a human caterpillar. You will buck her off yourself and beg her to stop with your measly voice, begging her to untie the ropes and get rid of the ballgag. She does. She then takes your clothing and throws you outside to be mocked by the town, naked and covered in blood.
Damn, if only I could put this much time in my English homework.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;27222345]Well, since this is a threesome:
Your girlfriend will bring another girl along with her. We will call her, Jane. Your girlfriend, Cindy.
Jane will tie her friend Cindy up. She will then command you to stick your hard, erect, stand-to cock in her mouth until she can barely breath and starts choking. If you hesitate, she will shove the leather stick up your ass and leave it there. You hate this, but you are so turned on you must continue. You repeatedly do this until eventually she passes out. You stand up and stare at Jane confused and afraid at what will happen next. She pushes you down onto the bed and lies on top of you. She stares at you with an intense stare, a stare of lust and passion. She gets up and reaches for something under the bed. What you see, shocks you.
A 8 inch soft rubber dildo, curved in a J shape in her hand, along with a small bottle of lube. She smacks you over the face with the dildo, cursing at you and calling you names. Your cock is harder than ever and you crave and desire more. She starts to cover the dildo with lube as your girlfriend wakes up. She looks around and then remembers what happened before she went out cold. She was as wet as a sailor who fell overboard and as smelly as one too. All of a sudden, Jane has an idea. She gently inserts one end of the dildo into her ass. She then forces you to go on all fours like a dog and she slowly backs into your anus. Your girlfriend then pukes on your back, while you fell the warmth of her stomach acid drip down into your assholecrack. You then lay there and cum like mad.[/QUOTE]
Wow.
Please, more.
Hilarity.
Femdom Drug Orgy? So, what's the problem?
Hey guys I see you met my friend who posted this. Yeah we did the bondage except. [i]He never expected me[/i]. And I anal raped him :downs:
what the fuck stay out of my backpack
[QUOTE=xgman236x;27225665]too bad he cant see anny of this cause hes been banned at the perfect fucking time
i wonder if the mods timed it on purpose[/QUOTE]
Blame TH89 and madnath for that.
[QUOTE=cjone2;27218254]expected this
hilariousbearcomic
edit: with the new title this post makes less sense[/QUOTE]
I choked on my cigarette hahaha.
[QUOTE=imarawrus;27234709]I choked on my cigarette hahaha.[/QUOTE]
Choking on a faggot again are we?
I sense raep coming
Bondage is weird.
[QUOTE=l33tkill;27234825]Choking on a faggot again are we?[/QUOTE]
I can't help it, I'm addicted.
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