• I found bondage gear in my girlfriends backpack What should I do?
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Hey this is OP's alt here I got raped in the eye by a 7-meter dragon dildo.
The guy above me is liar, her friends were men and... well... i can't talk about it... it... is just too traumatic
What's OP banned for anyway?
Sounds kinky as all hell. Should be interesting.
[QUOTE=Newlemming;27235415]Sounds kinky as all hell. Should be interesting.[/QUOTE] Yeah, a little light bondage is pretty fun.
-snip- OP is lying...
[QUOTE=pedroion;27226258]write more pls longer [b]i love it when its long[/b][/QUOTE] :ohdear: [editline]6th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Slawter;27235459]Someone on Facepunch has a girlfriend, unlikely but possible She has bondage gear, Makes you think about the credibility of the author She's bi, Yeah right... She's inviting some friends over, Way to troll She has weed, as likely as the OP having a penis She actually finds OP attractive and wants to have sex with him, well, you decide.[/QUOTE] I have a girlfriend, and yes, we do have sex..
Play along, film it, cut it in different videos, put up a bondage site, profit congratulations you are now a pornographer
[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27217848] some femdom orgy drug party.[/QUOTE] Sounds like fun
[b]NSFW THREAD[/b] I'm sure this is going to happen to you. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/979525-Time-to-Dai-*NSFW-interactive*[/url] Makes so much sence.
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;27217982]The ballgag and rope will silence and constrict you, so you don't tell anyone. She will whip you with the leather stick, Right on your bare ass, eventually splitting the skin and making you bleed. She will put the playboy magazine in front of your eyes, teasing you with scantily clad women. She will then proceed to place the fleshlight on your penis, which is already throbbing with eroticism and pre-cum. She will then thrust the fleshlight off and on your penis, watching your body cringe and beg for more of this love. She will then tease you by licking your hairy testicles, flossing her teeth in the process. You will then start crying for more moaning behind the ballgag and trying to resist the ropes constricting you from grabbing her and making mad passionate love to her. She hits you with the whip on the ass and starts riding you like a horse, making you wriggle around the room like a human caterpillar. You will buck her off yourself and beg her to stop with your measly voice, begging her to untie the ropes and get rid of the ballgag. She does. She then takes your clothing and throws you outside to be mocked by the town, naked and covered in blood. Damn, if only I could put this much time in my English homework.[/QUOTE] Dear god,if even a woman that I'm so deep in love with that I can't stand being without her did this,I would probably get extremely pissed.
[QUOTE=RayDark;27219346]ITT: people wishing they were OP 2012 i can predict future below post im incredible god bless america allah for the win akbar[/QUOTE] what?
By looking at this dudes facebook, this can't possible be true.
SOMEONE UNBAN HIM NOW I MUST GET THE ANSWERS I CRAAAAAAVE. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAVE. /c
SOoooooooo, what happened next?
The big day will either be the best or worst moment of your life.
OP is back with us in roughly 3 hours [B]EDIT:[/B] OP is back with us.
I can't wait! Some one make a paint of this story.
Woot hes unbanned... Op share.
Have awesome bondage sex with her, duh!
OP, hide the items, talk to your GF. I am the only one serious here.
OP is back, needs to update thread. NOW.
[QUOTE=Ghost656;27241493]OP, hide the items, talk to your GF. I am the only one serious here.[/QUOTE] don't knock it till you've tried it
OP is dead.
Prepare your anus.
Prepare Uranus
OP got killed.
I was there, it was amazing.
She's a whore; kill her.
Where is OP? He is unbanned now.
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