I found bondage gear in my girlfriends backpack What should I do? - General

I say you should do it to her next, see how she likes it. :smug:

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27253444]. That's cause I found the weed.[/QUOTE] oh look you're alive now tell us what happened

Just before she comes home put the ball in your mouth, the stick in your ass, the fleshlight on your dick, and with all that somehow manage to strap yourself to a wall. That would make her happy.

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27217848]Recently I found a bag in the living room next to the television I thought it might have been mine or a gift so I start to look through it I find some stuff as follows: A ballgag, Rope, A stick made of leather,a playboy magazine and a flesh light, Should I be worried. She also started talking about "The Big day" but will not tell me what it means. Now she is saying that the "Big day" Is happing tonight and that some of her "Friends" Are coming.(She is also bi so I starting to like where this is going)I also found hidden in the fridge weed and something else. And the something else looks like drugs. I think now the big night going to be some femdom orgy drug party.[/QUOTE] You know that one point in your life where you realize that you are no longer a sissy bitch, but a man? This is going to be the opposite. [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27253444]. That's cause I found the weed.[/QUOTE] Just wait untill you find the strap on.

Hell of a night huh?

I have concluded this thread to be inaccurate. The OP was raped by her manly friend while she got turned on and watched.

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27252176]Okay guys I'm back and the fucking shit that went down is unfucking believable , Right now the only they I can say now that my body was not ready and I only cried once, on my phone so when I get back home I will write the whole thing out. Also I read some of the "fakez its teh fake derp" all I can say is that they are just butt hurt because they are butt hurt basement dwellers.[/QUOTE] Sure sure, I'm sure you got tied up and fucked by 3 top models, which even together could barely handle your gigantic manhood, then you back-flipped into your Veyron and drove to your other villa where 5 more were waiting craving your dick.

No mspaint please, realism nao. You can rate me dumb, because I can do it to myself.

[QUOTE=Saren;27254165]No mspaint please, realism nao. You can rate me dumb, because I can do it to myself.[/QUOTE] Blast! Foiled again.

[QUOTE=acds;27254161]Sure sure, I'm sure you got tied up and fucked by 3 top models, which even together could barely handle your gigantic manhood, then you back-flipped into your Veyron and drove to your other villa where 5 more were waiting craving your dick.[/QUOTE] Would have been a better story for not the shitty car.

I still believe this story to be a complete fabrication. Pictures are most likely required to give you any sort of credibility.

You asshole, you better not go to sleep before typing in full detail what happened or I shall smite thee!

His name is Penis Lol, so of course he's lying.

I thought he was home in the beginning, when they were coming over. Why was he not home when he was posting from his phone (if he actually was posting from his phone...) ?

[QUOTE=ShitStorm;27256165]I thought he was home in the beginning, when they were coming over. Why was he not home when he was posting from his phone (if he actually was posting from his phone...) ?[/QUOTE] Yeah well see a lot of people in real life have jobs. Outside of crazy bondage sex escapades. [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=acds;27254161]Sure sure, I'm sure you got tied up and fucked by 3 top models, which even together could barely handle your gigantic manhood, then you back-flipped into your Veyron and drove to your other villa where 5 more were waiting craving your dick.[/QUOTE] Average day for me I guess man. :smut: And scratch the Veyron I'm more of a Volkswagon kinda guy.

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27256547]Yeah well see a lot of people in real life have jobs. Outside of crazy bondage sex escapades. [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] Average day for me I guess man. :smut: And scratch the Veyron I'm more of a Volkswagon kinda guy.[/QUOTE] I know that you love BMW.

Alright this is what happened. It was a normal afternoon in my house where I was enjoying I lovely session of facepunch time where I was informing people of the "Bondage Gear" In the bookbag, and the drugs in the fridge. I then seen my girl friend ride up in the van with 2 other women in the back. I thought this was it so yeah , sorry to see this was not It, my girlfriend just picked them up so they have a dinner out. So I thought I was safe for now then the other 2 came back then, I will write the rest later on.

You certainly love the cliffhangers, don't you... And then I saw the edit.

[QUOTE=Freestyle;27253225][img_thumb]http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/6117/mmm1u.png[/img_thumb] First he says it's not going to be nice/good Then he agrees on my image which says its gonna be good.[/QUOTE] Your mac's not good though.

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27252348]No what happened is they force fed me Viagra or some shit and fucked me for 4 hours.[/QUOTE] Fine it was 2 and a half hours ,fucking killjoys.

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27256674]Fine it was 2 and a half hours ,fucking killjoys.[/QUOTE] We're not killjoys, we're madmen basking in the smell of your crumbling self-confidence due to anonymous posters whacking your fiddlesticks.

Something tells me this is entirely FAKE. My stories were worth NOTHING! You BASTARD!

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27256547]Yeah well see a lot of people in real life have jobs. Outside of crazy bondage sex escapades.[/QUOTE] Excuse my doubt, I just find it hard to believe a facepuncher named Pen1s lol has both a job and a girlfriend, and on top of that the girlfriend is into bondage. :downs:

[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;27256760]Something tells me this is entirely FAKE. My stories were worth NOTHING! You BASTARD![/QUOTE] Not fake I just enjoy I little cliffhanger here and there. [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] I even removed my trolling.

The "girlfriend" is actually OP's sister.

[QUOTE=Infected Vagina;27256873]The "girlfriend" is actually OP's sister.[/QUOTE] OP's "sister" is actually his brother.

Holy shit man you guys are cool. [i]2010[/i] That explains it.

Op's sister is his brother's cusion's uncle.

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27256950]Holy shit man you guys are cool. [i]2010[/i] That explains it.[/QUOTE] december 09 not far from 2010 lol

So OP. What the fuck happened. No skipping details or leaving with cliff hangers.