I found bondage gear in my girlfriends backpack What should I do? - General

Yeah, the cliffhangers are kind of getting to me. OP, imagine if a girl stripped right in front of you to make love to you and suddenly just walked out on you (this might be the case if so far your story has been true). How pissed would you be? Get to the fucking story.

Kinky.

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27256950]Holy shit man you guys are cool. [i]2010[/i] That explains it.[/QUOTE] An 09'er being a join date elitist; I think I've seen it all now.

yeah get to the back of the queue m8 [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] we rule this town innit

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27256547]Average day for me I guess man. :smut: And scratch the Veyron I'm more of a Volkswagon kinda guy.[/QUOTE] Bugatti which makes the veyron is owned by Volkswagen

These kinds of threads piss me off. Want to be a writer? Go write a book and don't post stuff you made up on some forum. This thread is fake and OP should get banned for trolling.

[QUOTE=Prismatex;27258094]An 09'er being a join date elitist; I think I've seen it all now.[/QUOTE] I remember 07'ers being elitist when I first joined. I think 09'ers have earned that right

[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;27256671]Your mac's not good though.[/QUOTE] Better than your shitty PC.

OP had the chance to tell a compelling, almost believable fake story... and he has failed us. :eng99:

I am now doubting anything ever happened

You should be happy, she got lots of sexual imagination!

OP probably just stayed at home and jerked off to tranny porn.

[QUOTE=SamRinny;27260506]OP probably just stayed at home and jerked off to tranny porn.[/QUOTE] I have a friend who does that instead of going outside.

You know what I don't get? I've noticed the OP reading this topic even an hour or so ago and he hasn't even replied. Troll.

Oh boy, sounds like you're a lucky, lucky little man OP.

I'll write out what happened.... I'll write it later..... I'll write it later... >I'll write it later... 4 hours fucking :D i lied 2 hours

OP is 12 and thinks that he's the troll king of the internets.

Update the OP after reading the thread shit's got interesting :q:

Prepare your anus and your cock.

:downs: maximum troll

[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27218255]I am not video taping my sexual escapades for you guys to watch.[/QUOTE] Lol, nobody would watch it for YOU.

tl;dr:he gun b raped

She's going to jam something up your butt!

wow anyone who still believes the OP is just stupid

I don't get why people get so annoyed about things like this being fake. So what? The OP's just trying to entertain us. It doesn't really matter if it really happened or didn't, it obviously entertained a fair few people. Is that really so bad?

UPDATE!: OP is a troll.

[QUOTE=eXeC64;27267335]I don't get why people get so annoyed about things like this being fake. So what? The OP's just trying to entertain us. It doesn't really matter if it really happened or didn't, it obviously entertained a fair few people. Is that really so bad?[/QUOTE] he asked for advice and wasted our time

If you're spending your time sitting on facepunch then your time isn't very valuable...

[QUOTE=Saren;27256956]Op's sister is his brother's cusion's uncle.[/QUOTE] man, you're one crazy mother fucker, I can't believe you went there!!! [editline]8th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=PEn1s lol;27256950]Holy shit man you guys are cool. [i]2010[/i] That explains it.[/QUOTE] where's this ms comic you said you were gonna make, huh?

[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;27275150]If you're spending your time sitting on facepunch then your time isn't very valuable...[/QUOTE] "Facepunch professionals. We are on a tight schedule, but come in anytime if you are not trolling."