Last weekend I woke up in a park naked with my pants and jacket lying in a pile next to me. My phone, wallet, keys, shirt and underwear were all missing. Complete mystery.
I'm still hoping someone has all my gear but it's not looking likely anymore.
You need to get drunk more.
Your uncle fucked you and put a razor in your ass so you'd think your ass hurt because of the razor
[QUOTE=Frankiscool!;33145829][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1086553?highlight=[/url] heres the thread.
Went from playing A-10 to KA-50 to Super Deep throat.[/QUOTE]
Holy fuck I remember walking in on that and wondering why the fuck the stream had gone from jet-powered goodness to a flash-blowjob game :v:
Did you just get drunk alone and do random shit? How much did you drink? So much confusion, not enough detail for a beginning and the end really fucks my head.
Last time I got drunk I woke up with a santa hat smelling of girl perfume.
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;33148368][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub3XYDcMdhY[/media][/QUOTE]
I drank half a bottle of Cointreau
[b]I REMEMEMBER [I]MY[/I] FIRST BEER[/B]
[QUOTE=Slawter;33148409]I drank half a bottle of Cointreau[/QUOTE]
lol okay kid. a full bottle of 40% isn't enough to make me suck off a banana and throw up and self-harm my asshole
a full bottle of jd and multiple doubles and beers was enough to make me completely forget a night but the worst thing i did was hit a guy in the club with a shoe
... you got some weird shit hidden away in that head of yours
Perhaps you tried to shave off your asshair but fell asleep while doing so.
YOu probably made some pretty sweet love to that banana after the blowjob
Are you by any chance the amazing atheist?
[QUOTE=Dorkslayz;33148475]Perhaps you tried to shave off your asshair but fell asleep while doing so.[/QUOTE]
Been there before, makes sense.
Who did you drink with? Ask them what the heck happened.
Who the fuck drinks that much when he's alone, then texts his friends?! Why is that friend not in the room with him?
And a razor in your ass, and you gave a banana a blowjob... do I need to say more :P
LOL May i ask if ur a girl or a boy because a razor in ur ass !!
[QUOTE=kamikazi91;33149246]LOL May i ask if ur a girl or a boy because a razor in ur ass !![/QUOTE]
Something tells me not many women would put a razor there, and I'll admit it's not exactly frequent among guys either.
How old are you? Half a bottle? Everyone remembers things after half a bottle unless you are new to alcohol
[QUOTE=Shiftyze;33149339]How old are you? Half a bottle? Everyone remembers things after half a bottle unless you are new to alcohol[/QUOTE]
Or a super lightweight.
It's obvious he is new to this. You got drunk alone well done. Nobody cares and stop convincing yourself you were drunk and that what happened to you was cool.
Though a razor up your ass? Yeowch, that's gotta have some interesting backstory.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;33145729]Don't worry OP, last Monday I woke up in a fat-chicks bed, but all I can remember from the night before was struggling with her Bra and throwing up all over her bathroom.[/QUOTE]
A guy in my class wakes up with fat chicks every time he's drunk. :v:
I don't understand the razor in your asshole. Sounds freaking painful.
[editline]6th November 2011[/editline]
Did you cut your ass up or something?
I woke up at my local train station once with no shirt and womens shoes on.. it was 11am and I was sunburnt as all fuck. This was like 3 weeks ago..
I do not get how everyone can't remember the night before, I never get that even if I was totally wasted to a point where I could only lay down and puke in a bucket. I can't imagine that feeling of being confused and lost all the memory of the night before.
Well anyway nice job on doing stupid stuff, although I do not get what you intented to do with that razor.
-shnip-
Next time you do this, make sure oblivion is installed in your computer :v:
I have lost memory twice from drinking. If you say its bullshit you obviously haven't drunk enough.
last time i got in such a state that i forgot the night, all i did was leave a 20 odd minute voicemail of me apparently walking home, wondering where i was and swearing at a puddle because it got my new shoes dirty.
the guy i sent it to had to listen to it aswell. he's one of those people that can't bare to have a notification on his phone that he can't get rid of.
granted i had drank a bit more than half a bottle..
How much did you drink OP?
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