razor in your ass? sorry, from Sweden, do you mean razorblade? If it is what the fucking hell
I knew a guy who got so drunk he woke up in jail, in his underwear, in another city.
[QUOTE=No_0ne;33168890]I knew a guy who got so drunk he woke up in jail, in his underwear, in another city.[/QUOTE]
Good morning to him
I can't remember the last few hours when I drink, every single time...every weekend....
i can't remember the last and first few hours of every day.
[sp]it's because i'm asleep[/sp]
I would have to see pics of the banana stained room.
Sounds like an ordinary Friday night to me.
Two weeks back I went to an away football match, got completely smashed. Woke up in my bed the next day with someone else's shirt over my football top, covered in blood, my sheets were covered in blood too.
My initial thoughts were "holy fuck, I got that drunk I had a sex change and I'm now on my period". Turns out someone challenged me to a race back to the car for a bottle, I fell over and extremely badly cut my side and due to me being blind drunk I didn't seek medical attention. Gonna have a healthy scar there.
Feels weird considering I started drinking at 10am and can't remember the day at all.
I babysat while I was drunk once, I tried sleeping off being drunk, which resulted in me spewing puke all over myself and my bed, I had to bathe at 4 in the morning and I fell asleep in the tub, good times.
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;33148427]lol okay kid. a full bottle of 40% isn't enough to make me suck off a banana and throw up and self-harm my asshole
a full bottle of jd and multiple doubles and beers was enough to make me completely forget a night but the worst thing i did was hit a guy in the club with a shoe
... you got some weird shit hidden away in that head of yours[/QUOTE]
A bottle of 40% would make anyone paralytic...
[QUOTE=Trumple;33170822]A bottle of 40% would make anyone paralytic...[/QUOTE]
I'd have to disagree. I've had a 75cl bottle of Vodka that's put me in a worse state than 5 shots of Absinthe.
Sounds like a scene from the movie Hangover
I'm not going to get drunk ever again - Until next week.
"I'm not going to get dru... - guys I'm drunk again"
Had a friend once that got drunk as fuck. And then he spearheaded from the rest of the group.
So we went looking and looking for him through town and nothing. Then we called him, put the loud speaker on and:
"Dude, where are you?"
"Me? I'm right under the MOON!"
My Driver's Ed teacher said any amount of alcohol is like playing russian roulette. Even one sip.
Got drunk with a few friends a few days ago, I remember everything, they don't was pretty funny, we only had one vodka bottle so yeah.
So matter how drunk I am it's never gotten to a point that I did stuff like that. There are times I forget stuffs when it's bad but, who the hell doesn't.
The strangest thing I woke up to was a chubby chick, a bucket of puke and piss, a black eye, and a multitude of dicks drawn on my face.
Ireland.
Oooh facepunch and your tales of hardcoreness
When I drink I put on my soviet hat and fire a couple hundred rounds from my AK-47
gosh russia is so c00l!11!1!!
I'm gonna get absolutely drunk and shove a razor up my ass if I get cut from the basketball team on Wednesday
Saturday I had quite a drink with a group of friends, we were celebrating a friends 18th birthday. we had a table that had like 8 or more bottles of vodka. I had 13-15 shots . I was so happy after drinking that. The next day my head hurt a bit but pickles helped. Always drink with friends( real friends! )
I've only got drunk a few times and lost bits of my previous nights.
Most the time I don't push it because it can either make my night or completely ruin it.
Oh, and razor in your ass? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Last time I got intoxicated I wrote a song about my grandmothers 90th birthday in my friends bathroom, and then sung it to everyone who was watching me rant on about random crap.
[img]http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/293317_2378077582569_1569519033_2560710_1493133714_n.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;33179392][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX4ZF5YzKPY[/media][/QUOTE]
Does anyone else think this song would just give you a headache if you tried to listen to it while hungover?
Only time I couldn't remember is when I woke up on a trampoline next to a girl with a fantastic pair of norks.
I was like KA-KOW until I was informed it was just regular trampolining.
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;33172691]My Driver's Ed teacher said any amount of alcohol is like playing russian roulette. Even one sip.[/QUOTE]
It's like Russian Roulette except you always win. Always.
I've lost count of the amount of times I've said that I was going to drink anymore
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