SONICHU BABBYS.
seriously
like
what.
theres no way a simple drop on the head did this.
more like playing tee-ball with his skull.
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[release]Director's Commentary
I would like to take this moment to state that the email was basically a trap to try to guilt Fandanna into having sex with me. Why should I have to pay $100 for a Hooker when there is free sex even with a uhg...Woman(even though I'm gay I'd still like to not be a virgin, I wouldn't mind a female virgin breaker too much). I have much better things to spend my Tugcock on like sonichu gamecube game.[/release]
[editline]8th April 2011[/editline]
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lmao I am done[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2nXgMR7jKs&feature=related[/media]
anything having to do with sonichu is fucking disgusting.
Sometimes I wish that Chris-chan and everything related to him were all made up for comedy purposes. Wouldn't that make Chris the best comedian of all time?
[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;29046800]Both people in the video are mega Douche bags.
seriously, even if this guy is awfully pathetic, it doesn't warrant some ass hole too drive him into the ground.[/QUOTE]
Yes it does. This man(CWC) made comics about his love for his fake sister and he drew three pictures of him having sex with his friend.
What the hell? He's fucked up man.
Do Blakeownzu and CWC happen to be related?
Yeah, I started checking this guy's earlier videos on this matter, and I can safely conclude that he's nearly as much of a jackass as anyone he parodies. His ignorance is astounding. This man, when told the word "sonic" had to do with sound, argued at length against it, when I could look up dictionary.com and see the DIRECT CORRELATION of the term in about 15 seconds.
All this guy is doing is fixating on fans of a single inconsequential franchise and bitching about them like it actually matters.
Who is the more pathetic? The fool, or the fool who vlogs about him?
[QUOTE=J-Dude;29065259]Yeah, I started checking this guy's earlier videos on this matter, and I can safely conclude that he's nearly as much of a jackass as anyone he parodies. His ignorance is astounding. This man, when told the word "sonic" had to do with sound, argued at length against it, when I could look up dictionary.com and see the DIRECT CORRELATION of the term in about 15 seconds.
All this guy is doing is fixating on fans of a single inconsequential franchise and bitching about them like it actually matters.
Who is the more pathetic? The fool, or the fool who vlogs about him?[/QUOTE]
[release]100_2123.MOV (0:25)
[Christian stands in his snow-covered backyard. He is dressed quite heavily, pointing the camera at himself with a rather shaky hand.] Hi, I'm Christian Chandler, uh, this is "Frozen Stalactite." [Attempts to tilt camera towards crotch, missing it entirely.] I'm gonna put my dick in the snow [Aims it back at his face.] and I'm gonna leave it in there for about fifteen minutes. Currently it's 12:38 [Holds up his phone with his free hand] according to my cell phone clock. If there's one clock you can not change, it's the one on your cell phone. [Pans camera down, revealing that he's buried himself waist-deep. Pans back up.] Okay, see ya'll in fifteen minutes.
100_2124.MOV (0:07)
[Holds up phone.] Yeah, about six minutes in now. Whooh. Boy, it's cold. I've had p-[Video abruptly ends.]
100_2125.MOV (0:10)
[Carrying on from where the former left off, albeit with a little more urgency.] About six minutes in now. I've had previous experiences with, uh, freezing my dick, and I've even stretched it a bit. Right. I'll be checking back in se-in seven.
100_2126.MOV (0:22)
A-alrighty, it's 12:53 [Nearly beans himself in the face with his camera lens.] Let's pull me out. [Gets up with a grunt, nearly loses balance. Camera goes out of focus, although Chris can be heard shivering. The camera turns to focus on his crotch, with his duck thankfully quite out of view. The sound of something scraping the mic can be heard as he examines his genitals.] Feels blue. [Camera goes out of focus, then turns to his penis. Not only is it quite within view, it has turned bright red and the camera is upside down. Shortly after, the camera turns away.] Look at all that snow all over me. There's the hole it was in. [Camera finally turns to Chris' face.] Heh. Kids, that is definitely something- [Video abruptly ends.]
100_2127.MOV (0:06)
Everybody, I dare say that is one stunt you should not try at home. Peace out. [camera turns away as he sets it down.][/release]
[editline]9th April 2011[/editline]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itfzlADNFb8&feature=youtube_gdata[/media]
[editline]9th April 2011[/editline]
[url=http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/April_16_Fetish_Vids][h2]not for faint of heart[/h2][/url]
[editline]9th April 2011[/editline]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRvoNe8_584&feature=player_embedded]he also makes fun of the twin tours and the titanic to pursue personal autistic vendettas[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnDx2XjnYsg&feature=player_embedded]titantic vid here[/url]
Even Ryu Gi would say this guy is a fucking creep
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;29065389]Even Ryu Gi would say this guy is a fucking creep[/QUOTE]
did i mention he hates gays (in his comic, gay sex is illegal and the magician character psychically knows if people are having gay sex and arrests them) and has an EXTREMELY warped and mysoginistic view of women (it's so convoluted I can't put it in detail)
Hey, I'm not paying this Chandler guy any favors, though I have some serious suspicions that he DOES have autism or something similar. And it's not like you choose to have that condition. One of my younger brothers is non-verbally autistic and two years younger than I am. We care for him better than this guy's parents obviously do, but it's an unfortunate reality that really shouldn't be dwelled upon or mocked.
I'm just saying in the usual sense, this dude making vids about it is a dick.
He's getting viewers by making videos about apparently pathetic people who seem to worship a fandom he despises personally. If his goal was to limit the attention these people get, then making these videos was the last thing he should have been doing, as he's basically encouraging people to watch these people throw their dung and rattle their cages, therefore giving them MORE hits.
In the end, he's doing this either as some weird, pointless vendetta, or more likely, he's just trying to up his view and subscriber counts with cheap tactics.
Ive seen many of his uncensored videos. I recommend you look them up if you'd like permanently burned images in your brain.
[QUOTE=J-Dude;29065514]Hey, I'm not paying this Chandler guy any favors, though I have some serious suspicions that he DOES have autism or something similar. And it's not like you choose to have that condition. One of my younger brothers is non-verbally autistic and two years younger than I am. We care for him better than this guy's parents obviously do, but it's an unfortunate reality that really shouldn't be dwelled upon or mocked.
I'm just saying in the usual sense, this dude making vids about it is a dick.
He's getting viewers by making videos about apparently pathetic people who seem to worship a fandom he despises personally. If his goal was to limit the attention these people get, then making these videos was the last thing he should have been doing, as he's basically encouraging people to watch these people throw their dung and rattle their cages, therefore giving them MORE hits.
In the end, he's doing this either as some weird, pointless vendetta, or more likely, he's just trying to up his view and subscriber counts with cheap tactics.[/QUOTE]
He has high functioning autism which he plugs at every instance. He also spends his disability money on toys and games (for example, a week after he ran over his PS3 in a dramatic, sombre video, you see a new one on his wall next to his TV in a video a week after) I do not pity him, my twin brother has the same condition and he is a perfectly normal, socially functioning person. Chris's ego, his narcissism and all that are definitely not attributable to it at any rate.
[QUOTE=superdinoman;29065548]Ive seen many of his uncensored videos. I recommend you look them up if you'd like permanently burned images in your brain.[/QUOTE]
oh god the bend dick
[QUOTE=drcortex;29066481]oh god the bend duck[/QUOTE]
fixd
[url]http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Duck[/url]
oh my fucking GOD
I just read the 2-hour transcript between Chris and Kacey (a girl he was trying to court (who was the fiancee of liquid chris))'s father
and the call between liquid, kacey and chris
and the final call between kacey and chris
i have no doubt in my mind that this man is legitimately insane
[QUOTE=J-Dude;29065259]Who is the more pathetic? The fool, or the fool who vlogs about him?[/QUOTE]
You have to admit though his videos are fun to watch.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;29048849]Why am I loving this so much.
He reminds me of one of my roommates.[/QUOTE]
You should watch the rest of his sonic brain farts.
[editline]9th April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;29065409]did i mention he hates gays (in his comic, gay sex is illegal and the magician character psychically knows if people are having gay sex and arrests them) and has an EXTREMELY warped and mysoginistic view of women (it's so convoluted I can't put it in detail)[/QUOTE]
And he is a racist if I remember right.
He's scared of pickles and shits himself constantly
[img]http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/1/1b/ShigerumiyamotoEmail.jpg[/img]
(also in the OP)
Oh god, that is probably the biggest rejection ever.
Don't know if you guys have noticed, but Harry Partridge also makes fun of this guy. Check out his Nicolas Cage and Skyrim videos.
I think we should email Shigeru Miyamoto and suggest if they could create a game NOT about sonichu, But rather about Christian Weston Chandler.
[QUOTE=papu2;29086942]I think we should email Shigeru Miyamoto and suggest if they could create a game NOT about sonichu, But rather about Christian Weston Chandler.[/QUOTE]
They would need a new rating above Adult.
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