I sprained my leg while walking on a flat ground. - General

Don't let your mom rub oil on you.

You too? :eek:

Wow rating me funny.

I actually just hurt, (Not sure what happened), my hip bone playing hacky sack.

[QUOTE=Physlithium;16347725]So, just 2 hours ago, I was sleeping. I heard my mum shouting for me and I was like so tired and I didn't bothered to look where I was walking. I sat up on my bed and starting walking towards the door (it was dark because it was around 7.45PM) and I experienced cramp on my left leg as when I slept my body was pressuring my left leg. Suddenly, my left leg went out of control. I felt there was no strength in my left leg and I suddenly fell to my left. And "crak!". I didn't know I sprained my leg. I thought it was nothing, just a minor fall. I felt the excruciating pain and I decided to go back to sleep. I wobbled back to my bed slowly and fell asleep, ignoring the pain. 20 minutes later my mum came up and asked me to go down for dinner. I told her about the scenario that happened awhile ago and she took a look at my leg and she had the SHOCK impression. My whole foot was swollen. She applied medicated oil for me and the swell became bigger (it's supposed to happen). After that she sprayed some ice shit on my leg and wrapped a cast on for me. So boys and girls, moral of the story, exercise more so you won't experience fucking cramps that led to spraining of your foot. TL;DR: Sprained my foot and it's swollen as half of a apple.[/QUOTE] well at least you didn't car surf and fall off at 10 MPH and land on your ankle and have your mom NOT believe you sprained it till you send her a picture of what looks like a baseball in your ankle. Lesson learned there.... car surfing may sound fun and cool but it's fucking stupid.

Last night I got 5 fucking leg cramps. What the fuck.

I once got a cramp in the back of my knee that lasted for two days. Well not exactly two days, more like 30 hours or so.

[QUOTE=Physlithium;16347767]I have high metabolism and I can't get fatter. I eat a lot of shit and I'm still that skinny.[/QUOTE] high metabolism ftw.

I ripped the bone out of my bigtoe while playing american football. beat that! also i have pictures, if anybody want to see :P EDIT: also high metabolism rules!

I once stood up after falling asleep watching a movie on the sofa. Right leg stepped just fine, but as I shifted weight to my left leg, I felt nothing to take the weight, and I fell... Slammed my face against the wall.

Hope this never happens to me. Sounds like it must have really hurt at the time.

Ahahahahahahahaha.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;16347784]Why would you want to go to some faggy school parade? Stay home and chill with us on facepunch and have punch and pie while playing video games.[/QUOTE] This man speaks truth.

[QUOTE=deadeye536;16433012]I once stood up after falling asleep watching a movie on the sofa. Right leg stepped just fine, but as I shifted weight to my left leg, I felt nothing to take the weight, and I fell... Slammed my face against the wall.[/QUOTE] How embarrasing to forget being paraplegic.

I broke my foot going down a set of 3 stairs.

ITT: I broke my X while doing something unrelated to X.